Sunday Funny Thread

The Obaminable Greatest Oratamator of All Times’ Greatest Hits™:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVMhz0tSllo[/youtube]

We think we now understand why liberal journaljizzmers hang on his every word like they do. They’re probably just trying to figure out what in the name of Lucifer’s Left Testicle he’s on about.

Best of luck with that.

Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure indeed.

Consider this your Open Thread…

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LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch
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I actually felt awkward, and buried my head in my hands several times watching that! Seriously embarrassing!

lc purple raider
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Mr. Obama: what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I.have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

And that was 3 minutes out of my life wasted.

LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different, G.G.O.R.
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It’s like a train wreck, and the worst part is, there are people who think nothing of this shit.

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
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Watching the Limp Dick Media try and prop up this waste of sperm* for another term is going to be like watching them explain that the world is flat, the economy is great and Charles Manson was just a misunderstood art teacher…all at once.

Then again who’da thought that Al “Let’s Riot and Kill Some JOOOs” Sharpton would have his own news show.

*Why the fuck couldn’t his daddy just pull out, blow his wad on her face and spare the world of this village idiot?

LC HJ Caveman82952
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Ah, just what I need to see, spending a goodly amount of time sorting through my ammo, deciding on what to order. Such fun it is…….now a few hundred bucks poorer…..but………a thousand rounds and shells richer. A deal, I say. Thank heavens for Cheaper than dirt and J & G sales, among others.
And I thought tinker toys were fun……

LC HJ Caveman82952
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I’d rather target shoot than watch politicians. The former relieves stress, the latter doesn’t.

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
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LC Ohio Right Wing Nut

TO ANSWER CHRIS WALLACE: YES!!!!!

FrankOK
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LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
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My money says he’s likkerized,,, All that time he waved his hand around,,’never touched his nose..

But seriously, to me,, he looks/sounds crocked, not sleepy,,

In other WTF’s,,, his granddad (who, according to BS’s book left the US in the 60’s) is facing crocked driving charges in Boston. And,, he’s here illegally..
A boozing illegal,,, runs in the family?

Sir Fresh Sign
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Sir Fresh Sign

i just felt a tingle up my leg

LC Gladiator
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Elephant Man
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Elephant Man

Every time I read a “(insert name of conservative/Republican here) is stupid!” meme, I’m going to post a link to that video.

The spectacle of Obongo desperately scanning the room for a teleprompter while he blathered incoherently was priceless. 😆

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