Sunday Funny Thread

The Obaminable Greatest Oratamator of All Times’ Greatest Hits™:

We think we now understand why liberal journaljizzmers hang on his every word like they do. They’re probably just trying to figure out what in the name of Lucifer’s Left Testicle he’s on about.

Best of luck with that.

Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure indeed.

Consider this your Open Thread…



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    I actually felt awkward, and buried my head in my hands several times watching that! Seriously embarrassing!

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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Mr. Obama: what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I.have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    And that was 3 minutes out of my life wasted.

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    It’s like a train wreck, and the worst part is, there are people who think nothing of this shit.

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    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    Watching the Limp Dick Media try and prop up this waste of sperm* for another term is going to be like watching them explain that the world is flat, the economy is great and Charles Manson was just a misunderstood art teacher…all at once.

    Then again who’da thought that Al “Let’s Riot and Kill Some JOOOs” Sharpton would have his own news show.

    *Why the fuck couldn’t his daddy just pull out, blow his wad on her face and spare the world of this village idiot?

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Ah, just what I need to see, spending a goodly amount of time sorting through my ammo, deciding on what to order. Such fun it is…….now a few hundred bucks poorer…..but………a thousand rounds and shells richer. A deal, I say. Thank heavens for Cheaper than dirt and J & G sales, among others.
    And I thought tinker toys were fun……

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    I’d rather target shoot than watch politicians. The former relieves stress, the latter doesn’t.

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    Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing growls and barks:


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    FrankOK growls and barks:

    LC Light29ID growls and barks:

    … snip

    *Why the fuck couldn’t his daddy just pull out, blow his wad on her face and spare the world of this village idiot?


    LC, our Good Lord works in mysterious ways – ie, He may have figured we needed yet one more individual to hold up as an excellent example of what to NOT DO with one’s life (as if we don’t already have enough examples in the Congress).

    Many of us have asked for God’s help in righting this country’s severe Port List and some of the latest examples from this bozo are succinct and plain enough that even a liberal can understand them, realizing full well these things are not cool.

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    My money says he’s likkerized,,, All that time he waved his hand around,,’never touched his nose..

    But seriously, to me,, he looks/sounds crocked, not sleepy,,

    In other WTF’s,,, his granddad (who, according to BS’s book left the US in the 60’s) is facing crocked driving charges in Boston. And,, he’s here illegally..
    A boozing illegal,,, runs in the family?

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    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    i just felt a tingle up my leg

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Latino group claims Aztlán war in next five years

    Phoenix-based Nuestros Reconquistos claims that there will be a war very similar to the Civil War fought in the next five years. “La Raza and MEChA have already talked to Latinos and Phoenix and explained that Latinos need to arm themselves for war,” says Nuestros Reconquistos President Manuel Longoria.

    Cecilia Maldonado of Chicanos Unidos Arizona isn’t hoping for any sort of war, but believes it may be unavoidable. “For generations, our people have prepared us to take back the lands of the Southwest that were stolen from our Mexican ancestors. Because of the bad economy and many racist laws, Latinos will be forced to fight sooner than later,” says Mrs. Maldonado.

    Latino groups believe they have enough people in states such as California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas to successfully wage a war on the United States. Who’s side will you be on?

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    If the Democrats on the hill had any sense, they’d be pressuring Obama to resign before the voters can throw him out… but of course, they aren’t listening to reason right now, but their own partisan instincts. We are agreed that there is a very strong economic argument to be made in favor of Obama leaving office, but there is an even better legal, moral and ethical one to be made.
    Obama is, de facto and de jure, an illegitimate president in office despite article 2, section 1 of the constitution. An already large and growing mountain of evidence exists that proves Obama and his enablers (in both parties) are guilty of numerous illegal acts, both before taking power and after entering the White House. His birth certificate is forged, his social security number is faked, as is his selective service number. His entire background is a fraud…a manufactured front. Even members of his own party are starting to realize that there is something very wrong about the man at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Obama should get while the getting is good. If he hangs on for the remainder of his time in office, he may find his own party – not to mention much of the rest of the republic – turning on him. Embarassing and scandalous questions might be asked, and the citizens of this nation might not like what they find under the rocks they are sure to begin turning over. Perhaps Barry O. should take a page from the book of his friend, former Mayor Richard M. Daley of Chicago, who read the tea leaves and left town before the voters ran him out of it.

    He wouldn’t even have to bother himself to write his resignation speech. I have already written his resignation speech for him and even put it on a teleprompter compatible format . That’s just the kind of thoughtful guy I am. Maybe you can get it to his Mr. Teleprompter at just the right time … … like real soon!! Before he even realizes what he is saying, we may be free, free at last, thank God Almighty, free at last!!

    Good afternoon subjects. I mean, um, ah, my fellow Muslims. I mean, um, ah, my fellow Americans. I am hereby resigning from the office of your God, I mean, um, ah your Supreme Ruler. I mean the, um, ah, Presidency. [Be sure to scratch your nose with your middle finger]. I will spend some of my remaining time on Earth trying to forgive myself for making Zimbabwe, I mean, um, ah Kenya, I mean, um, ah, America worse off when I could have made, um, ah, Venezuela, I mean, um, ah America better off with the same effort and I will spend the rest of my life living in a hut with my dear half-brother whats-his-name in Kenya studying the Holy Qur’an. I mean, um, ah, studying golf, I mean, um, ah, studying horticulture. Allah willing. I mean, um, ah, God bless you. [Be sure to scratch your nose with your middle finger again]

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Is the GOP the party of white people?
    Fifteen questions follow. The correct answers are provided at the end. No peeking!

    Question #1. During whose administration did the signature of an African-American first appear on U.S. currency? During that of a Republican or a Democrat President?

    Question #2. Was the first African-American diplomat appointed by a Republican or a Democrat President?

    Question #3. Was the first African-American popularly elected U.S. Senator a Republican or a Democrat?

    Question #4. During the late 1950’s, William Monroe “Willie” Rainach, Sr., a Louisiana state legislator, led the “Massive Resistance” to desegregation in his state. Was Willie a Republican, or a Democrat?

    Question #5. In 1957, nine African-American students attempted to enroll in Little Rock’s Central High School. When they were barred entry by Arkansas Governor Orval Faubus, the President of the United States ordered federal troops to the school to assure their access to an education. Was Faubus a Republican, or a Democrat? Was that President a Republican or a Democrat?

    Question #6. In September 1962, U.S. Air Force veteran James H. Meredith enrolled as the first African-American student at the University of Mississippi. Governor Ross Barnett strongly opposed his entry into the school. Was Barnett a Democrat or a Republican?

    Question #7. In 1965, the nation’s eyes were focused on the Selma Voting Rights Movement and three Selma-to-Montgomery marches. Marchers were opposed by the White Citizens’ Council and the Ku Klux Klan. On “Bloody Sunday,” March 7, 1965, about 600 civil rights marchers left Selma and walked east. At the Edmund Pettus Bridge they were confronted and attacked by state troopers and sheriff’s deputies. During this time, Theophilus Eugene “Bull” Connor, Alabama Public Safety Commissioner, became infamous for his brutal tactics against Civil Rights activists. Was “Bull” a Republican or a Democrat?

    Question #8. A sitting U.S. Senator once held the position of Exalted Cyclops in the Klu Klux Klan. Although he never served in the Armed Forces, he once wrote, “I shall never fight in the armed forces with a Negro by my side.” Of which party is he a member? Republican or Democrat?

    Question #9: In the U.S. Senate’s passage of the landmark Civil Rights Act of 1964, which political party had the highest percentage of its Senators vote for the Act? Republicans or Democrats?

    Question #10. Was the first female African-American Cabinet member appointed by a Republican or a Democrat President? (Trick question.)

    Question #11. When you compare the makeup of the Cabinet members who served under Democrat President Jimmy Carter with the Cabinet members appointed by Republican President George W. Bush, which President appointed the highest percentage of African-Americans to his Cabinet?

    Question #12. Was the first African-American popularly elected Governor a Republican, or a Democrat?

    Question #13. When was the race barrier broken with regard to the position of Secretary of State of the United States? Under a Republican or Democratic administration?

    Question #14. When was the race barrier broken with regard to the position of Chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the United States Armed Forces? During a Republican or Democrat President’s administration?

    Question #15. When the first African-American member of the U.S. Armed Forces engaged in action for which he was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor, was the President at the time a Democrat or a Republican?

    The answers follow. Grade your own papers..

    Answer #1. In 1881, Republican President James A. Garfield appointed Blanche Bruce as Register of the Treasurer, making him the first African-American whose signature appeared on U.S. paper currency. In 1880, at the Republican National Convention in Chicago, when he received 8 votes for nomination as the party’s vice presidential candidate, Bruce became the first African-American to win any votes at a major party’s nominating convention.

    Answer #2. In 1869, Republican President U.S. Grant appointed Ebenezer D. Bassett (1833–1908) as the first African- American ambassador representing the United States. He was Ambassador to Haiti.

    Answer #3. In 1966, Edward Brooke was the first African-American elected by popular vote to the U.S. Senate. He was a Republican Senator from Massachusetts.

    Answer #4. “Willie” Rainach was a Democrat.

    Answer #5. Orval Faubus was a Democrat. President Dwight D. Eisenhower was a Republican.

    Answer #6. Ross Barnett was a Democrat.

    Answer #7. “Bull” Connor was a Democrat.

    Answer #8. Robert Byrd, Democrat Senator from West Virginia, is the longest serving Senator in U.S. history. Once upon a time he wore the white sheet and hood,

    Answer #9. 82% of the Republican Senators voted for the Civil Rights Act of 1964, while 69% of the Democrat Senators voted “Yes.”

    Answer #10. Patricia Roberts Harris, Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) and then Secretary of Education, was appointed to Democrat President Carter’s Cabinet.

    Answer #11. Just 1 of the 21 persons Carter chose for his Cabinet, Patricia Harris, was an African-American, or 4.7% of his appointees. Of the 33 persons appointed by Bush to his Cabinet, 4 were African-Americans, or 12.1%. Bush’s cabinet also included several other persons of color.

    Answer #12. Democrat Lawrence Douglas Wilder was the first African-American popularly elected as governor of a U.S. state. Wilder served as the 66th Governor of Virginia from 1990 to 1994.

    Answer #13. During the Republican administration of George W. Bush, Colin Powell became the first African-American Secretary of State. He was followed by Dr. Condoleezza Rice, also appointed by Bush, who was the first female African-American Secretary of State.

    Answer #14. Republican President George H. W. Bush appointed General Colin Powell as Chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff in 1991. Earlier, Republican President Ronald Reagan appointed Powell as his National Security Advisor.

    Answer #15. Sergeant William Harvey Carney (1840-1908) of the 54th Massachusetts Colored Infantry received the Medal of Honor for his actions during the Civil War Battle of Fort Wagner on July 18, 1863. The action of the 54th that day was depicted in the movie Glory. The citation for his medal read,

    When the color sergeant was shot down, this soldier grasped the flag, led the way to the parapet, and planted the colors thereon. When the troops fell back he brought off the flag, under a fierce fire in which he was twice severely wounded.

    The President was a Republican named Abraham Lincoln.

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    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Every time I read a “(insert name of conservative/Republican here) is stupid!” meme, I’m going to post a link to that video.

    The spectacle of Obongo desperately scanning the room for a teleprompter while he blathered incoherently was priceless. 😆

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    War on Cameras: Man Faces 75 Years in Prison for Filming Police

    Thursday, September 1, 2011 – 12:32pm

    In what seems to be a growing trend, a man is facing hefty charges all because of an incident involving an audio recorder and the police.

    For the crime of recording police during a citation and taking a tape recorder into the courtroom, 41-year old mechanic Michael Allison faces a life sentence in prison.

    The state of Illinois has charged Allison with five counts of eavesdropping, each punishable by four to 15 years in prison.

    The charge in the state of Illinois carries the same penalty as rape.