Somebody Let Joe Choo-Choo Biden Speak in Public Again

OK, now we know that president Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure is concerned about his future prospects.

What other explanation can you find for him letting his demented VP, Joe “Retard” Biden, get out of his mental institution and speak out in public like this? Clearly he’s distracted.

In explaining the demographic concerns of funding for future generations, Biden cited the Chinese policy.

“But as I was talking to some of your leaders, you share a similar concern here in China. You have no safety net,” Biden said. “Your policy has been one which I fully understand — I’m not second-guessing — of one child per family. The result being that you’re in a position where one wage earner will be taking care of four retired people. Not sustainable.”

We’ll leave his open endorsement of forced abortion out of it for now, but you’re welcome to comment on it in the comments (we’re currently at a loss for sufficiently vituperative expletives so perhaps you can help us out there), and instead focus on the familiar utter disconnect between basic logic and whatever idiocy dribbles out of Sheriff Choo-Choo Hair Plug’s mouth whenever he opens it.

Just how, exactly, is driving down the number of births going to help the worker to retiree ratio in a society? Unless, of course, you retire children at birth and only feed them back into the labor force at the ripe young age of 70?

Would somebody please introduce VP numbskull to the concept of a population pyramid and how it’s better to have more young people and less old ones for a national economy as old peeps generally tend to do nothing but sit around and wait for their “freebies” that the young people have to pay for?

Not that we’re at all in favor of extreme measures. We, unlike VP Choo-Choo who just wants to whack the newborn in the head with a Louisville Slugger™, have a healthy regard for the sanctity of human life, but if you were to make an actual logical argument for genocide as a tool to help the national economy, euthanasia of the elderly is the ticket. As the forefathers of the National Socialist Democrat Worker’s Party’s ideological forebears, the Nazis discovered.

But obviously that hits a little too close to home for VP Joe Eichmann Biden, who attended kindergarten with Moses.

We have to apologize to retards now, because obviously Joe Dingbat is nowhere near as useful as your average imbecile. He wouldn’t recognize a logical statement if it jumped up and lunched on his hair plugs.

Children are not only our future, our only future outside of Heaven, they’re also the only ones who will be able to pay our bills when we are all too old and decrepit to pull our weight anymore.

To suggest that killing them off is a way to solve future budget issues is so mind-crushingly stupid that only a member of the Odumbfuck misadministration would even think about uttering it.

And that’s not even touching upon how evil it is.

Thanks a fucking pantsload, fiddy2ers, you really did us a solid there.


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lc purple raider
lc purple raider
August 23, 2011 01:41

Joe Biden – The Gaffe that keeps on Giving.

August 23, 2011 06:51

To a Democrat, fewer children is an unforeseen and unexpected consequence of more abortions. A total mystery.

August 23, 2011 08:51

Perhaps I read it wrong, but that quote seems to critical of the Chinese policy, chiding them for not thinking ahead in terms of wroker:retiree ration. He ended the comment with “Not sustainable” in reference to the program, a non-endorsement. As unfortunate as the program was/is, in terms of forced abortions, I can’t help understand China’s reasoning. Their population ballooning… Read more »

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
August 23, 2011 09:10

The Vice President’s comments are beyond rational. Ordinarily, I’d experience a little fear at UCMJ Article 88. Not this time. There are ditches worth dying in. This is mine. The Vice President’s comments are simply un-American in the extreme. What part of “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness” does Mr. Biden not understand? The American people abhor wonton slaughter… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
August 23, 2011 09:43

I read it the same way as ICD. He’s saying there’s a problem with that policy, not advocating it. The irony of it is, though, that we legalized abortion in the ’60s, and while we aren’t down to the one-child policy, we have slaughtered millions of our own. And Biden is of the party that recognizes/encourages abortion.

August 23, 2011 12:24

Emperor Misha I @ #:

August 23, 2011 13:30

China is Al Gore’s laboratory for the prevention of anthropological global warming.

Just say NO TO PEOPLE.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator
August 23, 2011 18:19
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
August 23, 2011 18:58

Emperor Misha I @ # 6: I find Biden almost as disgusting as his boss. Shame there’s no disgusted spit emoticon. I’m seconding Fr Jim.