Your Daily Assignment

Which is to make any sort of coherent, logical sense of the diarrhea that Tommy the Commie Friedman has splattered all over the New York Slime’s opinion page.

Even for somebody of such limited intellect and inability to form a coherent sentence that makes any sort of sense without first ingesting half a metric ton of magic mushrooms, this load of incontinent verbal flatulence is quite impressive in its boundless idiocy.

Hence your assignment. We don’t as much ask you as dare you to make sense of it, because we can’t.

So far, what we get is this:

1) The Baby Boomer generation was a bunch of spoiled brats who took over a great legacy of hard work, determination and sacrifice and turned it into a profligate spending spree that would shame a drunken sailor with a platinum AmEx. So far he’s making sense, but then the wheels come off the wagon. Tommy the Commie’s conclusion is that what their children and grandchildren who are now stuck with the bill needs is “justice” which, to Tommy, is even more profligate spending and an even bigger bill passed on to their children and grandchildren.

2) Eric Cantor is a typical greedy, irresponsible Baby Boomer for being one of the very few parasites left in DC who wants to quit spending the wealth of future generations, as opposed to the Baby Boomers that he is, according to Tommy, a perfect example of.

3) As always, whenever you let Tommy Tienanmen near keyboard, Communist China is a wonderful place full of unicorns and rainbows that we all really ought to emulate. It doesn’t matter what the subject matter is, Tommy will find a way to jack off to Chairman Mao’s portrait, but we’ve come to expect that.

Did we miss something?

Do tell.

Thatisall.

P.S.: Tommy? You make quite the point of dropping the fact that you are, allegedly, currently in Greece which, in journojizzm-speak, means that you’re racking up the expense account at the hotel bar in the prettiest, poshiest hotel you could find while making up shit based on the AP wire. This is, we presume, supposed to be impressive. We were in Greece too, as well as a number too large for you to count to of other countries. So do we get our press card now?

No, never mind, you can keep it. The only people we’d ever want to willingly associate with would kick us in the teeth if we as much as hinted at having press credentials.

And we’d be grateful to them too.

Rope. Tree. Journalist.
Some assembly required.

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LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Let’s face it…the Obama Administration is FDR redux. It is unclear that anything done by the Obama administration actually averted catastrophe. Rather, their actions probably delayed natural market clearing mechanisms. The players in the financial crisis were “big boys” (including Freddie and Fannie) who knew, or should have known, the risks, and should have borne the consequences. The landscape today… Read more »

Kristophr, LC
Kristophr, LC

Drunken Sailors stop spending their money when they run out.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Back when I was a drunken sailor, when we blew a pay check in one night, we called it spending like a congressman.
And I stopped spending while I still had enough money to get back to the ship.

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts

The only unanswered question is which commie block country we will morph into after next year. I predict a mix of Albania and North Korea. Sandbox economics and idol worship. Even if Timmy keeps printing cheaper dollars and the brakes get locked up next week, it’s too late. The Democrats are determined to destroy the assets of the middle class.… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Hun, G.L.O.R

OMG, who DRESSES that woman? She looks like she’s wearing cast-off draperies.

GamerFromJump
GamerFromJump

The players in the financial crisis were “big boys” (including Freddie and Fannie) who knew, or should have known, the risks, and should have borne the consequences. That would be the case if they had, in fact, taken the risks all on their own with full awareness of the likely consequences. At least part of it, however, was loaners being… Read more »

LC TerribleTroy
LC TerribleTroy

The Emperor COMMANDS…. Your Daily Assignment Which is to make any sort of coherent, logical sense of the diarrhea that Tommy the Commie Friedman has splattered all over the New York Slime’s opinion page. With all due respect your highness, but what have we done to draw such wrath as this? To assign such a task is to require the… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Obama would veto Republican budget bill (Obama wants to bankrupt this country) Monday, July 18, 2011 6:31:39 PM · by tobyhill wall street journal ^ | 7/18/2011 | By Robert Schroeder WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) — President Barack Obama would veto a House Republican bill that requires Congress to add a balanced-budget amendment to the Constitution before raising the country’s debt limit,… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

and we’d all be in a government-run health insurance program by now.

Well, at least that bullet was dodged.

Lady H
Lady H

#5 Radical Redneck:

There goes the start of the Obama reelection campaign! Even more mushy, gushy, sickly sweet stories about Michelle Antoinette. Enough to send most into diabetic ketoacidosis! :em08:

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

From the article: Either we both put our nations on more sustainable growth paths — which requires cutting, taxing and investing for the future — or we’re looking at a world in which democracies are going to turn on themselves and fight over shrinking pies, with China having a growing say over how big the slices will be. He will… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

From Larry Summers:

Never forget, never forget, and I think it’s very important for Democrats especially to remember this, that if Hitler had not come along, Franklin Roosevelt would have left office in 1941 with an unemployment rate in excess of 15 percent and an economic recovery strategy that had basically failed.

Apparently FDR is just like O’Stalin.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

But there is an adult lurking. China…

:em05: Yeah right. Land of the Potemkin Metropolises and perpetual five-year plans. China will be lucky to avoid a full bore provincial breakup.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Grammar Czar growls and barks:
July 18, 2011 at 1:32 pm

OMG, who DRESSES that woman? She looks like she’s wearing cast-off draperies.

:em06:

Damn, I’ve had better looking nightmares. Where’s that brain bleach?