Could We Have that Intervention, Please?

Because Allahpundit’s man-crush on Mittens has just become even more nauseating.

It’s bad enough that AP can’t go through a day without putting Mittens’ smiling mug up on Hot Air at least 18 times, it’s bad enough that anything, anything that can be even remotely construed to be flattering the love of his life turns into a post, but now you can add flaming hypocrisy to the charge.

Mittens just “joked” about how “he’s unemployed too” (big fucking ha. We’re sure that 45 million Americans on food stamps feel just like you, a spoiled multi-millionaire with the time and funds to spend his entire life jet-setting around the nation campaigning for president. You’re not on payroll, after all), to which Allahpundit’s response is:

He was joking. Everyone laughed. They got the joke. No harm done.

Granted, he does allow that it wasn’t a particularly good joke (that must have hurt bad; having to say anything other than “I want to have his babies” about Mittens? Ouch!), but that’s about the extent of it.

Now flash back to when Ogabe joked about how all of those “shovel ready jobs” weren’t as “shovel ready” as they’d thought. Haha. How funny…

According to AP, that was just horrible:

If you think that’s funny, wait until you hear his five-minute set on the national debt and the coming S&P downgrade.

If the economy stays flat, there’s no way he’ll be able to spin the numbers to his advantage. He’ll be left saying surreally stupid things like this…

Thing is. BOTH were horribly distasteful “jokes” displaying an utter lack of concern for suffering Americans, a lack of concern born from having never had to miss a meal because of a silver spoon jammed down their throats.

But to AP, one is Fabulous, Dreamy, Can Do No Wrong Mittens of His Dreams™ and the other is… not.

As to Mittens’ “joke”: Fuck you, you smarmy, uncaring, arrogant, spoiled piece of RINO shit, fuck you with a thousand rusty chainsaws dipped in acid, fuck you with a thousand ears of corn studded with nails and every single page of the ClimateGate emails carved into splintered 2x4s.

If you want to run for anything, try to see if you can replace Joe “Choo Choo” Biden as Ogabe’s running mate. At least you could be true to your politics that way. And you do have better hair. We’ll give you that much.

Thatisall.

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LC Beaker, Imperial Photographer
LC Beaker, Imperial Photographer

Sire, don’t hold back. You really should let us know exactly what you think of Romney. It’ll be cathartic.

Of course, I agree, which is why I’m supporting Cain.

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

Oh, let Mittens fuck his own damn self. I predict he will immoliate himself in the coming months.

And he will provide the gasoline.

LC Proud Infidel
LC Proud Infidel

Hell, I just read that Al Gore Jr. himself endorsed ‘lil Mittten’s stance on the Great Climate Scam, it’s on Rush’s site today. It looks like ‘ol Mittens is machine gunning himself!!

Southern Libertarian
Southern Libertarian

It will be a cold day in hell if Romney ever wins the GOP nomination let alone the presidency. Unless the democrats vote in the republican primaries and vote for Romney because they think he would be the easiest to beat. That is the only way that I would ever see him getting the nomination. Of course he would still… Read more »

Southern Libertarian
Southern Libertarian

This next election is going to be very important and I believe it will be a continuation of what we saw in 2010. IMHO this is not entirely about conservative vs liberal or even left vs right. This election is about a choice between individual liberty or government control. We have slowly but surely seen our individual rights taken away… Read more »

LC FX Phillips
LC FX Phillips

Southern Libertarian We have slowly but surely seen our individual rights taken away one by one in the name of the so called “greater good.” So true but first they had to redefine the “greater good” into actuality meaning ” for the benefit of my cronies, unions and co-ideology” The mendaciousness and narrow cynicism of the NDSWP agenda is breathtaking.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

I will vote for ANYONE who runs against Osamma Obama. Except Ron Paul, then I stay home.

LC LOBO
LC LOBO

With the current “crop” of fucking asshats, RHINOs, and those no one has ever heard of. We are well and truly FUCKED. Troy, that trip to Costa Rica still on???

Southern Libertarian
Southern Libertarian

Response to LC Gladiator @7:

So you would vote for Romney, who is basically the same as Obama. Sure, that makes perfect sense.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Southern Libertarian says: Response to LC Gladiator @7: So you would vote for Romney, who is basically the same as Obama. Sure, that makes perfect sense. I didnt say I WANTED to vote for Romney, I said I wanted ANYONE BUT Obama.Big Difference there. And Ron Paul is simply an antisemitic,batshit crazy idiot who should be in an asylum. But… Read more »

Southern Libertarian
Southern Libertarian

LC Gladiator10 says: I didnt say I WANTED to vote for Romney, I said I wanted ANYONE BUT Obama.Big Difference there. I agree with you on the point that Obama should never have been elected and that we need new leadership. However, I respectfully disagree that anyone but Obama is necessarily a good choice. Secondly, I agree with you that… Read more »

Southern Libertarian
Southern Libertarian

Also, if I may be permitted one more rebuttal. It was the same “oh dear god anyone but him” mentality that gave us eight years of George W Bush and the biggest expansion in entitlements since LBJ. For example, NCLB and Medicare part D. At the same time this was going on he was giving Pakistan billions of dollars in… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Southern Libertarian says: Forgive me if I seem like I am being a jerk here(I am really just trying to make a point, honest), but I am tired of this whole lesser of two evils choice. It happens every four years and I am sick of it. Why can’t there be a candidate that I actually want to vote for… Read more »

0352crumb crunch
0352crumb crunch

If Romney gets the GOP nom I will be writing in Reagn’s name on the ballot. I held my nose and voted for Mccain, and after the opressing nasuea I suffered subsided, I promised myself I would never vote for a man I didn’t fully support again. The alternative is to waste my vote on the independent candidate whom I… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R

I am by NO means a Romney fan, but if he gets the GOP nomination, there are some things we have to consider. There may be Supreme Court positions available, czar positions to fill. Is Romney going to go left or right? If he goes right where it counts (Supreme Court, czars), most of the other stuff is of lesser… Read more »

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451

“As to Mittens’ “joke”: Fuck you, you smarmy, uncaring, arrogant, spoiled piece of RINO shit, fuck you with a thousand rusty chainsaws dipped in acid, fuck you with a thousand ears of corn studded with nails and every single page of the ClimateGate emails carved into splintered 2x4s.” He’s a cock-smashingly arrogant fuckwad, and so is Ogabe. Perhaps Mitt would… Read more »