Tax it all

Tax the plastics, and whence they came
Tax your shirt, shoes and briefs
Tax the tires, the paint and fuel with tank
Tax the garden hose, the plumbing and the fences
Tax the glue that hold your teeth
Tax everything from eeevil oil.

Fine you say, I will switch to all cotton, wood, leather and wool,

Paper bags lined with beeswax (all natural of course)

Ceramics and glass as in days of old, but no, can’t use any fuels that greens do not like
But no! Crieth the greens, can’t cut trees, ,harm the sheep, kill cattle or stress the bees
And cotton is evil, needs much water and urea (not to mention slave labor in China)

OK, we go nuclear, energy for cheap, with which we will smelt and weave and make from nature (oh! and Oil is natural as can be).

Nay! That is worse, no nukes, no oil, no nothing at all
Woe to the whales, we shall revert to their rendering for sputtering wicks and light in the eve.
Burn wood for heat, it is renewable you know (except in California).
Walk to work, but Whoa Nellie, there is no longer any work, as production dwindles,
Have meal, if you grow your own, see there will no longer be supermarkets or stores.
Or cooling and heating, with freedom to move
We revert to the 40 year lifespan of hard labor to survive. Law of the jungle returns for sure (hello Chicago).

And lest you doubt this, all greens will be quite tasty, fried up over a wood fire out in the forest, where no one remains to hear their lament.

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sleeper
sleeper
September 19, 2021 17:38

Puts me in mind of this strip.

readerjp
readerjp
September 20, 2021 15:22

Does anyone know why Biden has let in more than 200,000 illegal immigrants from the Southern border, is taking in tens of thousands of unvetted and unvaxxed Afghan immigrants, but has now embarked on a mass deportation of Haitians? Where is BLM? Where is Al Sharpton? This is racism! But seriously, what are your thoughts?

readerjp
readerjp
September 20, 2021 20:46
Reply to  Terrapod

I get that, but why deport the Haitians?

readerjp
readerjp
September 21, 2021 13:58
Reply to  terrapod

I think you misunderstand my question. I don’t mean he shouldn’t deport the Haitians; I mean, why the Haitians and not all the other illegals?

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
September 21, 2021 16:08
Reply to  readerjp

Because the Haitians probably won’t vote Tyrannocrat.

readerjp
readerjp
September 20, 2021 22:51

The suicide bomber who killed 13 American military personnel along with more than 160 Afghan civilians in an attack days before the final U.S. pullout last month was previously incarcerated in a prison at Bagram Air Base but was released by the Taliban a few weeks before his attack. according to Indian intelligence sources, Rehman, who was from Afghanistan’s Logar… Read more »

LCBren
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LCBren
September 21, 2021 02:40
Reply to  readerjp

If I may

The myth is now fact, the so called “conspiracy theory” that COVID came from a lab..is the proven truth.

This was never natural. Biden knew it..Fauci knew it.

https://www.skynews.com.au/opinion/paul-murray/beyond-doubt-there-was-an-incident-at-the-wuhan-institute-of-virology/video/a4ac888570539206daa2fe6c2a60bc22

boynsea
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boynsea
September 21, 2021 12:14

Can anyone explain to me how the Hatiians are getting to Mexico? That’s a long swim…

readerjp
readerjp
September 21, 2021 14:17
Reply to  boynsea

They came from S. America.

An immigration expert in Del Rio, Texas, says all of the Haitian illegal immigrants he has interviewed among the 15,000 huddled at the U.S.-Mexico border in squalid conditions have lived “pretty good” lives in Chile or Brazil for the past several years.

https://www.wnd.com/2021/09/4947071/?utm_source=Email&utm_medium=wnd-newsletter&utm_campaign=dailyam&utm_content=newsletter&ats_es=%5B-MD5-%5D

boynsea
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boynsea
September 21, 2021 14:45
Reply to  readerjp

Thanks, jp. But if the were “already living pretty good lives”…???
I guess the pay here is better?

readerjp
readerjp
September 21, 2021 15:00
Reply to  boynsea

If you read further down in the article, it says:

One migrant told Bensman that Chile was “1,000 times better than Haiti.”
“But America is 1 million times better.”

Of course, our Sec’y of Homeland Security also says our borders are NOT open.

readerjp
readerjp
September 22, 2021 22:04
Reply to  readerjp

Well, it seems that Biden is not making good on his word to deport the Haitians. He is actually releasing the migrants into the U.S. on a “very, very large scale.” For migrants who remain in the U.S., they are being sent to other Border Patrol processing centers and being released with notices to appear in immigration court. (Notices which… Read more »

readerjp
readerjp
September 21, 2021 23:41

This has nothing to do with what we’ve been discussing, but it’s so cool, I thought I’d post it. Israel killed Iran’s top nuclear scientist from 1,000 miles away using a remote-controlled sniper machine gunNews Iranian agents working for the Mossad had parked a blue Nissan Zamyad pickup truck on the side of the road connecting Absard to the main… Read more »

LCBren
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LCBren
September 22, 2021 00:23
Reply to  readerjp

I bet the Press are wishing Pres Trump was back.

Theyd be looking back and saying “We may not have liked him but he at least talked to us”

Wheres A’Costa these days anyway?

Xystus
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Xystus
September 22, 2021 01:29
Reply to  readerjp

7.62 mm is essentially .30 caliber.

LCBren
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LCBren
September 22, 2021 18:26
Reply to  Xystus

Psaki Admits to Kicking Out ALL The Press Because They Were About to Ask NOT Pre-Approved Questions

Senile, incoherent, INCOMPETENT.

readerjp
readerjp
September 23, 2021 18:14

BREAKING: Chinese Defector Claims COVID Outbreak Was Intentionally Released in October 2019 at Military World Games A Chinese whistleblower has come forward, claiming the first COVID outbreak was INTENTIONAL and took place in October of 2019 at the Military World Games in Wuhan, China. According to Chinese defector Wei Jingsheng, the COVID-19 outbreak was intentional and was released through the… Read more »

LCBren
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LCBren
September 24, 2021 02:35
Reply to  readerjp

What we all knew a long time ago, whilst we were shouted down by the left wing liberals who insisted this was “natural”

It never was.

Peepeepooperooski
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Peepeepooperooski
September 26, 2021 12:05

Back the blue.??