We Really Need to Start Brushing Up On Our German

Threatening, intimidating and berating, condescendingly, a woman for having the nerve, the nerve to let her kid play at a neighbor’s house.

“So I don’t need to explain [the lockdown order] to you? Because I can if I need to.”

Or you can enjoy having a fucking cattle prod shoved so far up your Nazi arse that your prostate will glow in the dark, deputy Himmler. While we explain the following to you:

The Constitution of the United States is a law for rulers and people, equally in war and in peace, and covers with the shield of its protection all classes of men, at all times, and under all circumstances. No doctrine, involving more pernicious consequences, was ever invented by the wit of man than that any of its provisions can be suspended during any of the great exigencies of government.”

Yes, we know, an awful lot of polysyllabic words in there, which much be challenging to a knuckledragging 6th grade dropout like yourself, but look up words like “doctrine” and “great exigencies” and you just might, after years of meditation in a forced labor camp, recognize faint glimmers of understanding in the largely inert parts of whatever it is that passes for a brain in your head.

Ponder that, fuckwit.

“It will also be documented that you’re being un-cooperative [for refusing to give her last name while committing no crime]”

Hey, ‘Stapo, why don’t you just fuck the fuck off and go suck start a Mossberg?

Or are you just trying to win the coveted “Best Little Brownshirt” award for this month, perhaps?

Disgusting. A fucking disgrace, the both of them, and they should be ashamed of their behavior. But they won’t be, because they obviously have no shame at all.

All because the Neighborhood Karen snitched about a kid blatantly violating the local Gauleiter’s latest un-Constitutional edict.

What is this? East Fucking GERMANY?

It sure is beginning to look a lot like it.


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May 3, 2020 17:09

And now you know why protestors are bringing rifles with them.