Funniest Headline in a LOOOOONG Time

From CNN, no less.

“Hundreds of journalists are being laid off, right when the public needs them the most”

“Need” them? For what, pray tell?

We can’t wipe our arse with them, we can’t eat them, and we can’t wrap them around our faces to protect us from Chinese Lung AIDS.

So what, exactly, is it we “need” them for?

Telling us how “racist” it is to name a virus after its origin as has been accepted practice for centuries (and was accepted practice even at CNN right before their sugar daddies in Beijing told them not to)?

Fueling an already absurd panic with doomsday prophecies based on flawed models built on unknowable data that have been spectacularly wrong every step of the way? Yeah, that helps.

Continuously spewing lies and venom in an insane, manic, obsessive attempt at finally “getting” Orange Man Bad?

Systematically burying any and all news stories that might reflect poorly on their lords and masters of the Democrat National Socialist Party?

“Need” them?

What have they done for us lately or, indeed, ever?

Yeah, we “need” them alright. As much as we “need” a second arsehole.

Fuck off and die, already, but DO fuck off first. We don’t want the stink in here.

Thatisall.

(H/t the Amazing Ace).

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Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby

As useful as tits on a boar. A screen door in a submarine. Anything made in China.

Terrapod
Terrapod

No more made in china for this Rottizen to the maximum extent possible. Then there is the effing so called opposition party dreck. IMHO all incumbent D and 3/4 of the R’s need to be booted from politics as quickly as feasible. See link and then pay attention to the push already under way for PORKULA II (TM) which is… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

We have a news site, and theres a new article each day dripping with contempt for Pres Trump…I dont even have to LOOK to know who the author is. Same one each and every time. Example First the Trump administration rejected test kits from the World Health Organisation, preferring to rely purely on tests developed by its medical agency, the… Read more »

The Lone Haranguer
The Lone Haranguer

Boo fucking hoo. I’m a lot more concerned about the people who lost their jobs because their “non-essential” businesses were forced to close. To them, their business is damned well “essential.”