Four Great Religious Truths

During these serious and trying times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as G-d’s chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

(Swiped from a post on Facebook).

Call this one your Friday Open Thread™

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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

An open thread, and me without a thing to wear. :em02:

Oh well, I need to shave my balls anyway.

And foist!

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist

And here we have some small evidence that not all Brits have surrendered … with a bit of typical British understatement …

ALLAH FUBAR!!!

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
LC Ohio Right Wing Nut

A joke for the weekend….(this one goes out to Lucysdaddy ) On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in his Popemobile when he heard a frantic commotion just off shore A helpless man wearing a New York Yankees jersey was struggling… Read more »

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
FrJim, Imperial Chaplain

Response to Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing @:
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And one more for the list:

6. Anglicans: You know if there are four of us in a room, there’s a fifth around someplace :em02:

LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E.
LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says:

Oh well, I need to shave my balls anyway.

Cleanup on aisle 5 please. And bring the Brain Bleach!

LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E.
LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E.

Wanna have some fun? Get on any liberal board and make a few comments and wait for them to play the race card (as you know they always will). Then tell them you support Cain/West in 2012….two black men. REAL black men, not half-black like the current Oval Officer pretender. Stand back and watch as heads boil! And BTW, I… Read more »

LC Spare Parts
LC Spare Parts

I am permanently established as a Cipist. Cip is Our God. And his word is fermented. Thus saith Cip. “When you die, you go to a bar. And the quality of the booze you consumed in this life, and as many friends thee hath consumed with, thou shalt have for all eternity.”
Cheers :em03:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

The Ruling Junta wants to keep Americans tied down to one spot. Hence 1.Little battery cars that are like shopping carts.Limited range 2. A nationwide Health insurance where you have to apply to the Health district where you want to move. And be told no, we have no room for You. Oh yes.Didn’t think of that in ObamaNoCare plan? 3.… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Here’s a heartwarming story of the tables being turned on Bank of America.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Where to put Obama’s picture George Washington, our nation’s first president and leader of the American Revolution! On the Dollar Bill Abe Lincoln, honorable leader pulled our nation through its darkest time! On the Five dollar bill Alexander Hamilton, founding father, first secretary of the treasure and leader of the constitutional convention! On the 10 dollar bill Andrew Jackson, “Old… Read more »

LC Dread Pirate Geoarrge
LC Dread Pirate Geoarrge

The question is whether Muslims recognize that Protestants do not recognize the authority of the Pope, and what sort of shenanigans they might wage on that basis.

DarthBane
DarthBane

The Left Blogosphere goes crazy over Palin’s latest supposed ‘gaffe’: Claiming that Paul Revere did his famous ride to ‘warn the British’. First, here’s the clip of what Palin said: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS4C7bvHv2w&feature=player_embedded[/url] Naturally, the Left leaped to the idea that Palin was saying Revere did his entire ride to WARN THE BRITISH, and the result was a tidal wave of scorn:… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

DarthBane:

Liberals have convinced themselves that Palin is a moron… Doesn’t she know the American Revolution was in 1776?

Actually the US declared independence in 1776. The Revolution started in 1775–as did the USMC. :em04:

LC Old Dog
LC Old Dog

A Southern Baptist will always vote for a Dry County! Just don’t get in their way at the Liquor store in the next County over!

PS!

I have quit reading anything by DJ in any thread or at any site!
:em96:

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

If the GOP is lambasted for sexual escapades because they preach family values, then the left should be lambasted for everything they preach to us. Never before in our history have so many politicians felt this comfortable telling us what NOT to do and then turn right around and do it themselves. Over the last 200 and some odd years… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Government Spends $500,000 to Put Shrimp on Treadmills. Seriously.

http://barbaricthoughts.com/2011/06/government-spends-500000-to-study-shrimp-on-treadmills-seriously/

MAD YET?

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Obama is utterly ignorant of basic federal laws. Under the War Powers Resolution, 50 U.S.C. 1541-1548, the federal law acts to check the power of the President in committing the United States to an armed conflict without the consent of Congress. The resolution allows the President to send U.S. armed forces into action abroad only by authorization of Congress or… Read more »