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Hop into Teh Way Back Machine™ with me for a second.

 

HOW does SILVER BULLET GUN OIL work? SILVER BULLET GUN OIL CONTAINS 13% USDA
LIQUEFIED PIG FAT.

Ooh, I can see where this is heading, and I’m liking it, a lot!

The PIG FAT is mixed with our blended, hi-grade WEAPONS OIL designed for use in ALL FIREARMS. The oil is applied to the inside of the barrel of any firearm or weapons
system. When fired, BULLETS are coated with SILVER BULLET GUN OIL containing the PIG FAT.
The PIG FAT is transferred to anything the BULLETS STRIKE.

Bwuhahahahahahahaha!!!! Take that you goat fellating murdering pieces of camel shit!

Well, thanks to some linky love from LC Sir Christopher, it appears that maybe some certain members of Seal Team Six may have been customers of Silver Bullet Gun Oil.

Was Osama bin Laden shot with a bullet soaked in pork fat, denying him a place in paradise?

The heart chortles at the possibility. Teeheee, and other squeals of girlish glee.

Yes, if one rather shady website, that peddles gun oil containing liquefied pig fat, is to be believed.

Shady? I guess because they don’t kowtow to CAIR and the PC surrender monkeys in DC and the Pentagon, the ever so prim and proper buggers at Daily Mail Online feel that Silver Bullet Gun Oil is “shady”. Sounds like a badge of honor to me.Oh excuse me, “honour” for the wankers across the pond.

A promotional YouTube video for the oil shows a picture of Bin Laden and the claim: ‘Killed with a weapon using Silver Bullet Gun Oil’.

‘Midnite Rider’ also known as ‘Warrior of YAHWEH,’ claims to be a former Marine scout sniper on the site.

Pictures of the ‘production line’ show a masked men (That should read either “show masked men” or “show a masked man” you illiterate bloody pillocks. Stop cocking-up before I sic our Grammar Czar on y’all. – crunch) wearing regulation Marine camouflage uniform, that is officially off-limits for civilians.

Not exactly you douchetastic prats. Not quite sure what that has to do with the point of the story, unless the point of the story is an attempt to impugn Silver Bullet Gun Oil and Midnight Rider. Nah, that couldn’t be, they’re journalists after all. And British journalists at that!
A spokesman for the U.S. Army’s weapons-procurement command told the Southern Pverty (Ya forgot the “o” there you plonker – crunch) Law Center’s Hatewatch – a not-for-profit that monitors the evolving problem of online bigotry -
Yup, there’s a totally impartial source for ya. Nope, no agenda here folks, move along please. But first, please explain to me what in the name of Samuel Colt’s right testicle does the SPLC have to do with whether or not a goat fellating mass murdering piece of camel shit was killed with a weapon that used Silver Bullet? And why the ever livin’ fuckity fuck is anyone in the U.S. Army speaking to those lefty cuntflaps about anything, let alone this.
that he was unfamiliar with Silver Bullet, ‘though he conceded that a soldier or marine (That’s Marine, capital M to you, you mangy chav. – crunch) could theoretically purchase the oil on his or her own and use it on the battlefield.’

No shit Einstein. And I sincerely hope that they did, and that every Jihad Joe and Jane knows that they do. We all know that their moon worshiping pedophile prophet fed them a line of shit about pork and their 72 raisins, but they don’t. And if they believe that they might get whacked by 62 grains of diplomacy coated in the stuff, it might make ‘em think twice.  Hell, the mere threat of it worked for Blackjack Pershing in the Philippines against the Moros. And the rumor that the British Army lubed it’s musket balls with pig fat caused the Sepoy Mutiny. Use their beliefs against them. It’s called PsyOps. Look it up.

If you want to see some fine examples of British dhimmitude though, read some of the comments at the Daily Mail. Quite a few are worried about enraging the perpetually enraged hirabi. By that line of thinking I guess it was a good thing we didn’t release the death photos of Bin Laden after all. It would really piss the haji’s off to see Porky’s corkscrew cock in Osama’s mouth as he was slid into the Arabian Sea down a garbage chute greased with Spam. :-)

12 comments

  1. 1
    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    I can see it now: Send Jihadi Jimmy to hell faster with the Silver Bullet!!!

  2. 2

    Response to lc purple raider @:
    Their tag line is “One shot, one soul”. :em93:

  3. 3
    Erbo growls and barks:

    I’ll go with Emeril Lagasse on this one: “PORK FAT RULES!” :em93:

  4. 4
    Light29ID growls and barks:

    SPAM= :em38:

    SPAM should be considered a WMD

  5. 5
    LC Draco growls and barks:

    The only thing missing from the story is if Osama KNEW he was being hunted with Silver Bullet Gun Oil treated weapons.

    I DO know in Iraq, it was rumored that several of our teams had wifes/significant others buy it, and put in CLP bottles. I can neither confirm or deny such claims!! :em02:

    In Islam consumption of pork is forbidden, but the Quran also states that if one is forced to consume the meat then they are guiltless and therefore not disqualified from paradise.

    Always a disclaimer for those fuckers!!! :em38:

  6. 6
    LC Draco growls and barks:

    I have read the Koran, albeit in English, but last I recall, the definition of consumption meant to eat or ingest. Does not cover two rounds center mass!!

  7. 7
    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    I’ve always thought this guy might be “one of us”..based on certain things he’s said… was looking for an Emeril (who i’ve heard is a jackass) clip on this subject and found this:

    Alton: The Virtues of Pork Fat-Food Network

  8. 8
    LC Trooper THX1138, Imperial Gadget Geek growls and barks:

    Haven’t met mr. lagasse, but I have met AB, at a book signing in LA when “I’m Just Here For The Food” came out. He is definitely one of “US”, and not only that, a major geek as well. (I say that as a fellow geek, geekhood being a good thing.) He’s an awesome, down to earth, guy, conservative values.

  9. 9
    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    that’s great to know, confirming my gut instinct, TXH1138

    BTW, THX, have you seen the Red Letter Media Star Wars Reviews? I think THOSE guys are Ones of Us too, and the reviews are just spot on and eviscerating

    http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-wars/

  10. 10
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Light29ID:

    SPAM= :em38:

    SPAM should be considered a WMD

    I still like it–the porky food, not the electronic junk mail!

    BTW it’s occurred to me that maybe Israel should commission a barrier of hog parts (static & perhaps catapulted) at certain border sites to discourage Philistine encroachment. (I know, not all Philistines are Muslim.)

  11. 11
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    (I know, not all Philistines are Muslim.)

    The majority of Trans-Jordanians are Jihadi Muzz though.

  12. 12
    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    Does this mean I have to get rid of the three bottles of Silver Bullet I have!

    If you think so please hide in the bushes and hold your breath! :em95: :em95: