More Weiner Roasting

Since apparently only Ace is bothering with it now, bless his heart, and even the so-called “conservative” media have rolled over, pulled their pants down and spread their butt-cheeks, lest they be called “right wing Visigoths” by Rick Moran for daring to even suggest that a Democrat could be anything but an innocent, wonderful, well-intentioned dream of a feller.

We’ve noted that Rachel Madcow and her Loony Left brigades have frantically managed to come up with yet another convoluted, far-fetched explanation of how this non-mystery really happened. Pity that their attempted save is an utter and complete crock but hey, at least they tried to cover for their beloved Weiner.

Once again, as Ace has tried to explain so even the most dimwitted of dorks ought to be able to understand, there is no mystery here.

Anthony “Crotch Rocket” Weiner, who has a history of chatting up pretty minors on Twitter, sent a picture of his junk to one of them, only instead of typing “d ” in front of her nick, which would have made it a private message as he no doubt intended for it to be, he hit “@” instead, which made it very public indeed.

It’s not all that mysterious, really. In fact, it’s happened before, and that’s only one example. Ever embarrassingly typed in a response in the wrong chat window? Yeah, that’s another example. Happens all the time.

And then there is his curious reaction when he “discovered that he’d been hacked.” Yep, people, first reactions matter, but we’ll let Ace explain that since we like his way of explaining things very much indeed.

We mean, really? He just discovered that his account had been hacked and some nefarious unknown suddenly had gained access to an unknown amount of information and we’re supposed to believe that the “normal” reaction is to laugh it off and joke about hockey games disappearing off of his TiVo?

We don’t know about you, but if we suddenly found reason to suspect that parties unknown had gained access to our computer records, we’d be too fucking busy changing passwords all over the place and calling financial institutions to have time joking about “#WhoDoISue”

But maybe we’re just being unreasonable here. Clearly the rational reaction is to make jokes, consult with a lawyer about your “options” and then hire a private security firm (over whom you have absolute control since you pay their bills as opposed to, say, law enforcement) and go on TV to say that you’re just being “nice” about this whole “prank” and using just about every female in the western hemisphere as a human shield.

We’ll keep that in mind should it ever happen to us.

And we’re not even going to touch the bit about him not being absolutely sure that it isn’t his junk in the picture because, after all, we all have gigabytes of photos of our junk on our hard drives just waiting to be hacked into. Because we’re so very, very pretty!

There’s this rule of thumb in investigations: If absolutely no part of a story makes sense, then it’s probably not how it happened. Particularly when there’s an alternate explanation that is elegantly simple where everything does make sense.

But that’s obviously a non-story now, deemed so by the “conservative” media who’ve realized that they need to spend the time coming up with another victory speech for the next time Weepy Boner manages to roll over for the DemCong while “saving” us $1.36 in federal spending.

Why be “uncivil?” It’s just “unhelpful” and guaranteed to make every single “moderate” run straight back to Ogabe’s arms in 2012.

This country is so fucked.

Thatisall.

28 comments

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    It gets better and better.

    Now Weiner-wagger is blaming it on Al Qaeda.

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    Teufelhunden_JD growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, ITW says:

    Governor Christie flying in a helicopter to his son’s softball game at taxpayer’s expense is a far more important story than whether some idiot with cell phone and a Twitter account sends photos of his pig in a blanket to another woman — and then lacks the stones to say whether it IS a photo of himself or not.

    I would agree, except for the recent righteous indignation with which he and his party reacted to Chris Lee’s shirtless photo. I’m a big fan of applying politicians’ standards to themselves and their own parties. (Which reminds me, how did a guy indicted for campaign finance shenanigans and lying about same name his bus the straight talk express and run on campaign finance reform without everyone in the room laughing their ass off?)

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    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Looks like “Oscar Meyer” is declaring war on the MSM.

    Weiner’s Office Calls Police After CBS 2?s Marcia Kramer Asks For An Interview

    What a dick….. :em99:

  4. 4
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Damn.

    I just saw that Gunsniper posted that link on a previous thread.

    To make up for it, I give you this:

    Weiner Twitter photo scandal and how he could’ve prevented it

    Oh, by the way, I have to respond to this:

    Ed Schultz spent the better part of an hour complaining about the fact that Anthony Wiener continued to beat around the bush (so to say) about not knowing whether this was a photo of him or not.

    Ed is of the opinion that it must be, if Wiener can’t give a straight yes or no answer on it. And I have to agree.

    Ed Schultz?!?! That shrieking asshat ? Are you f**king kidding me? :em01:

    You might as well have posted KayInSane’s “opinion”. :em99:

  5. 5
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    Governor Christie flying in a helicopter to his son’s softball game at taxpayer’s expense is a far more important story than whether some idiot with cell phone and a Twitter account sends photos of his pig in a blanket to another woman — and then lacks the stones to say whether it IS a photo of himself or not.

    Uh oh!

    NJ Governor Reimburses State for Chopper Flights

    So much for that “scandal”.

    Now the media won’t be distracted from “sausagegate”……

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    Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, ITW says:

    Governor Christie flying in a helicopter to his son’s softball game at taxpayer’s expense is a far more important story

    So when Obama goes to dinner with his wife,off to NY to catch a show, or to play his 90th round of golf this week, he shouldn’t use Air Force 1 or the beast to get there? Because if it is wrong for the Cheif Exc. of New Jersey, then it is wrong For the Chief Exc. of the U.S.A.

    I personally think they should take away all their perks, limos, air planes, helo’s…you want that job so bad, if some psycho takes you out..occupational hazard..sorry.
    They give cops and fireman the basic P.P.E. and tell them to do a job way more dangerous than the Govenor

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing says:

    So when Obama goes to dinner with his wife,off to NY to catch a show, or to play his 90th round of golf this week, he shouldn’t use Air Force 1 or the beast to get there? Because if it is wrong for the Cheif Exc. of New Jersey, then it is wrong For the Chief Exc. of the U.S.A.

    To say nothing about flying a Pizza Chef in from St Louis for Friday night pizza party, joyriding AF1 over NYC and scaring the town half to death, using $100/lb Kobe beef for cookouts and a DOGs birthday “cake”, renting out entire 400 room hotels for the Wookies vacation trips, ETC ETC. OH Im sure DJ will claim it is for Obongos security, but a Governor has similar security concerns ( probably every union goon in NJ is gunning for Christie)

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    ThePaganTemple growls and barks:

    And its not going to change until the right people take over the GOP. Its going to take a hell of a lot more than thirty or forty Tea-Party Reps and Senators. Stacy, The Other McCain, has been doing yeoman’s work on this story also.

  9. 9
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    OT but…..

    WASHINGTON, DC- Congressman Jeff Landry (R, LA-03) released the following statement after he declined the President’s invitation to the White House this morning: “I have respectfully declined the President’s invitation to the White House today. I don’t intend to spend my morning being lectured to by a President whose failed policies have put our children and grandchildren in a huge burden of debt. Over the past two years, President Obama and congressional Democrats have overseen the largest budget deficits in U.S. history. On top of that, the President’s budget adds $1.3 trillion to our national debt every year for the next ten years – a budget that failed to muster a single vote in the Senate. Until the President produces a responsible deficit reduction plan, I’m not going to the White House to negotiate with myself. Our conference has put out for months where we would start the process. The President has done nothing, just like he has for the people of the Gulf Coast. For months, the Louisiana delegation has sent the President numerous requests to meet with him or his chief of staff concerning the de facto moratorium issued in the Gulf of Mexico, a de facto moratorium that has driven gas prices up and now threatens to derail economic recovery; the President hasn’t even had the courtesy to write us a note back. I refuse to partake in his political grandstanding that will ultimately do nothing for debt reduction and job creation.”

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    Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, ITW says:

    First off, Christie is not the POTUS, who is required by law to use whatever mode of transportation the Secret Service mandates in order to protect the life of the POTUS.

    So…His life is much more important than anyone elses?

    DJ Allyn, ITW says:

    Secondly, save for the security assigned to protect the president no matter where he is, the president picks up the tab for any personal trips made.

    Don’t the Govenors have basically the same security details?

    Also I will take the words of State Police Supt. Rick Fuentes when he said that it doesn’t cost taxpayers anything because the pilots have to conduct training whether Christie was in the helicoptor or not.

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    Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, ITW says:

    the president picks up the tab for any personal trips made.

    Until you can show me some cancelled checks or a picture of the Pres. putting gas in “The Beast” to and from his multiple golf outings…then I still say we pay for it.

    They can say all they want the Obama pays for all of this himself, but you know that is bullshit.

  12. 12
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, ITW says:

    Nobody really would have given much of a shit if Christie hasn’t been on this “shared sacrifice” austerity program of his where it appears that the poor and middle class get to share the sacrifice while he and his rich buddies can get all of the breaks and enjoy all of the excesses.

    Obama has also called for shared sacrifice DJ. Where is his sacrifice????????????????. He lives like an Anointed King on our dime. And your failure to call Obama for the same things you criticize Christie for proves you to be a HYPOCRITE.

    47,000,000 Americans on Food Stamps while Mooshelle and Obongo spend like Kings.

  13. 13
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing says:

    Until you can show me some cancelled checks or a picture of the Pres. putting gas in “The Beast” to and from his multiple golf outings…then I still say we pay for it.

    They can say all they want the Obama pays for all of this himself, but you know that is bullshit.

    Absolutely RIGHT

  14. 14
    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    DJ Allyn, ITW says:

    Secondly, save for the security assigned to protect the president no matter where he is, the president picks up the tab for any personal trips made.

    IMPOSSIBLE. Obongos salary is $400k per year. Maybe add in a few million more for his “books”. Yet the mooses last “excellent european adventure” cost , wait for it…………………………………..$45million !!

    47,000,000 Americans on Food Stamps while Mooshelle and Obongo spend like Kings.

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    at least they tried to cover for their beloved Weiner.

    I always thought she was more of a Snap-on kind of gal.

  16. 16
    LC fxpcpa growls and barks:

    The most disheartening thing about L’affair de Weiner is learning that there are 45,000 losers so pathetic in their own existence that they actually follow this lowlife on twitter.

    From Patterico via Best of the Web

    http://patterico.com/2011/06/01/why-we-should-be-suspicious-of-mediaite/

    Get a life people

    Seriously if you are following this choleric reprobate on twitter perhaps you need a visit from Dr Kevorkian.

    Oh wait he’s dead.

    http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/03/report-dr-jack-kevorkian-dead/

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    AyUaxe growls and barks:

    LC fxpcpa says:

    Seriously if you are following this choleric reprobate on twitter perhaps you need a visit from to visit Dr Kevorkian.

    Always happy to help!

    Weener will get a pass from the media and more importantly from federal law enforcement. Budnez az uzul.

    All these F’s think it’s better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven–well their policies are bringing Hell to fruition–let’s see how they f’n like it, f’realz.

    Happy weekend, Rotties!

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    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    DJ proclaims:

    While Christie was eventually shamed into paying for his trip, he initially was arrogant enough to basically say, fuck off, he wasn’t going to pay one thin dime to use a helicopter that was purchased for Homeland Security and commissioned to be used for emergency life-line flights.

    Too bad his democrat predecessors couldn’t be “shamed” into paying for their trips.

    Er, wait a minute…..they were!

    From the AP:

    But Christie has used a helicopter less than other New Jersey governors, such as Jim McGreevey, who took 272 flights during his first 10 months in office, including 14 non-governmental trips. The Democratic Party reimbursed the state $18,200 for those trips after it hit the news.

    Where was your righteous indignation then?…………………………(crickets chirping)……….

    Knowing that this is a non-scandal, DJ drops this bombshell:

    I think the most telling of this is when the helicopter landed, and he had to stuff his fat ass in a limo that had driven all the way from the Capital just so he wouldn’t have to walk the 100 fucking yards from the helicopter to the ball game.

    Wow! That’s a “game changer”!

    Let’s start impeachment proceedings immediately!

    Time for the democrats to get off their fat asses and do something!

    If nothing else, they need to do it for “The Children“! :em01:

    Realizing the utter hypocrisy of lambasting Christie while Obama and other democrats are guilty of far worse excesses, DJ tosses out this laughably weak defense of The Chosen One.

    All of which was paid for either by the Obamas, or in the case of “Wookie’s” vacation trip, by the Obamas and the rest of their party.

    After they were “shamed” into it, of course :em99: .

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    Muzzy growls and barks:

    Personally, I think Weiner’s account was hacked, and the whole thing is a big hoax. I don’t have inside information or any abiding respect for NYC’s 9th district congressman or anything like that. No, my objection to these scurrilous accusations is simply this: The very idea of a congressman, called Weiner, posting a picture of his weiner, on his own twitter feed, is so damn funny, that it simply can’t be real. Life just isn’t that good.

    Ergo, it didn’t happen.

  20. 20
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    I know who can get to the bottom of this phallic problem…
    Miss Beulah Ballbricker.

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    LC Darth Scoundrel growls and barks:

    Muzzy says:

    Personally, I think Weiner’s account was hacked, and the whole thing is a big hoax. I don’t have inside information or any abiding respect for NYC’s 9th district congressman or anything like that. No, my objection to these scurrilous accusations is simply this: The very idea of a congressman, called Weiner, posting a picture of his weiner, on his own twitter feed, is so damn funny, that it simply can’t be real. Life just isn’t that good.Ergo, it didn’t happen.

    1) Occam’s Razor
    2) Truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense.

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    R6 growls and barks:

    Wiener is a weener. He’ll never admit that he’s a complete scumbag because that is a prerequisite to being a demonrat.

    First off, Christie is not the POTUS, who is required by law to use whatever mode of transportation the Secret Service mandates in order to protect the life of the POTUS. Secondly, save for the security assigned to protect the president no matter where he is, the president picks up the tab for any personal trips made.

    deej, I know I’ve constantly called you a stupid bitch, but do you have to be so adamant in proving it?

    It just makes people say I’m constantly pointing out the obvious.

    It’s all pretty pointless now anyway. The fuckhead in the whitehouse has already fucked us beyond fixing.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Muzzy says:

    Personally, I think Weiner’s account was hacked, and the whole thing is a big hoax.

    You would, Muzzy old chap, you would.

    As a matter of fact, if Weiner had come out and said that his account had been taken over by aliens from Bugfrozzle IV while he was being held down by trained dolphins wearing party hats, you’d have believed that too.

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    Mike M growls and barks:

    Emp says…

    As a matter of fact, if Weiner had come out and said that his account had been taken over by aliens from Bugfrozzle IV while he was being held down by trained dolphins wearing party hats, you’d have believed that too.

    Can’t speak to those assholes from “Bugfrozzle IV”, but beware the dolphins in party hats. They’re out there and they’re not fucking around.

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    The Lone Haranguer growls and barks:

    It’s not so much the transgression as the pathetic, half-assed attempt at the coverup.

    Response to Muzzy @:

    Personally, I think Weiner’s account was hacked, and the whole thing is a big hoax.

    :em72:
    Why the coverup, then? If it was truly hacked and that is someone else’s weiner, fucking say so.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Am I the only one who thinks Anthony Weiners facebook pic looks like Arnold Horshack??

    And DJ , the old picture of you was FAR more complimentary than your new one./

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    Muzzy growls and barks:

    As a matter of fact, if Weiner had come out and said that his account had been taken over by aliens from Bugfrozzle IV while he was being held down by trained dolphins wearing party hats, you’d have believed that too.

    Believe what you want, I’m still convinced that things this funny can’t happen in our universe.

    Oh, wait. Hang on…What’s this? He’s holding a press conference.

    OMG! Weiner’s come clean! He’s unloaded on the general public! He’s not so cocksure anymore!! I hope the Dems can take it on the chin!

    TOO. MANY. PUNS!!

    HELP ME!!