More Weiner Roasting

Since apparently only Ace is bothering with it now, bless his heart, and even the so-called “conservative” media have rolled over, pulled their pants down and spread their butt-cheeks, lest they be called “right wing Visigoths” by Rick Moran for daring to even suggest that a Democrat could be anything but an innocent, wonderful, well-intentioned dream of a feller.

We’ve noted that Rachel Madcow and her Loony Left brigades have frantically managed to come up with yet another convoluted, far-fetched explanation of how this non-mystery really happened. Pity that their attempted save is an utter and complete crock but hey, at least they tried to cover for their beloved Weiner.

Once again, as Ace has tried to explain so even the most dimwitted of dorks ought to be able to understand, there is no mystery here.

Anthony “Crotch Rocket” Weiner, who has a history of chatting up pretty minors on Twitter, sent a picture of his junk to one of them, only instead of typing “d ” in front of her nick, which would have made it a private message as he no doubt intended for it to be, he hit “@” instead, which made it very public indeed.

It’s not all that mysterious, really. In fact, it’s happened before, and that’s only one example. Ever embarrassingly typed in a response in the wrong chat window? Yeah, that’s another example. Happens all the time.

And then there is his curious reaction when he “discovered that he’d been hacked.” Yep, people, first reactions matter, but we’ll let Ace explain that since we like his way of explaining things very much indeed.

We mean, really? He just discovered that his account had been hacked and some nefarious unknown suddenly had gained access to an unknown amount of information and we’re supposed to believe that the “normal” reaction is to laugh it off and joke about hockey games disappearing off of his TiVo?

We don’t know about you, but if we suddenly found reason to suspect that parties unknown had gained access to our computer records, we’d be too fucking busy changing passwords all over the place and calling financial institutions to have time joking about “#WhoDoISue”

But maybe we’re just being unreasonable here. Clearly the rational reaction is to make jokes, consult with a lawyer about your “options” and then hire a private security firm (over whom you have absolute control since you pay their bills as opposed to, say, law enforcement) and go on TV to say that you’re just being “nice” about this whole “prank” and using just about every female in the western hemisphere as a human shield.

We’ll keep that in mind should it ever happen to us.

And we’re not even going to touch the bit about him not being absolutely sure that it isn’t his junk in the picture because, after all, we all have gigabytes of photos of our junk on our hard drives just waiting to be hacked into. Because we’re so very, very pretty!

There’s this rule of thumb in investigations: If absolutely no part of a story makes sense, then it’s probably not how it happened. Particularly when there’s an alternate explanation that is elegantly simple where everything does make sense.

But that’s obviously a non-story now, deemed so by the “conservative” media who’ve realized that they need to spend the time coming up with another victory speech for the next time Weepy Boner manages to roll over for the DemCong while “saving” us $1.36 in federal spending.

Why be “uncivil?” It’s just “unhelpful” and guaranteed to make every single “moderate” run straight back to Ogabe’s arms in 2012.

This country is so fucked.

Thatisall.

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LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E.
LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E.

It gets better and better.

Now Weiner-wagger is blaming it on Al Qaeda.

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

Looks like “Oscar Meyer” is declaring war on the MSM.

Weiner’s Office Calls Police After CBS 2?s Marcia Kramer Asks For An Interview

What a dick….. :em99:

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

Damn. I just saw that Gunsniper posted that link on a previous thread. To make up for it, I give you this: Weiner Twitter photo scandal and how he could’ve prevented it Oh, by the way, I have to respond to this: Ed Schultz spent the better part of an hour complaining about the fact that Anthony Wiener continued to… Read more »

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

Governor Christie flying in a helicopter to his son’s softball game at taxpayer’s expense is a far more important story than whether some idiot with cell phone and a Twitter account sends photos of his pig in a blanket to another woman — and then lacks the stones to say whether it IS a photo of himself or not. Uh… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing says: So when Obama goes to dinner with his wife,off to NY to catch a show, or to play his 90th round of golf this week, he shouldn’t use Air Force 1 or the beast to get there? Because if it is wrong for the Cheif Exc. of New Jersey, then it is… Read more »

ThePaganTemple
ThePaganTemple

And its not going to change until the right people take over the GOP. Its going to take a hell of a lot more than thirty or forty Tea-Party Reps and Senators. Stacy, The Other McCain, has been doing yeoman’s work on this story also.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

OT but….. WASHINGTON, DC- Congressman Jeff Landry (R, LA-03) released the following statement after he declined the President’s invitation to the White House this morning: “I have respectfully declined the President’s invitation to the White House today. I don’t intend to spend my morning being lectured to by a President whose failed policies have put our children and grandchildren in… Read more »

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing says:

Until you can show me some cancelled checks or a picture of the Pres. putting gas in “The Beast” to and from his multiple golf outings…then I still say we pay for it.

They can say all they want the Obama pays for all of this himself, but you know that is bullshit.

Absolutely RIGHT

irish19
irish19

at least they tried to cover for their beloved Weiner.

I always thought she was more of a Snap-on kind of gal.

LC FX Phillips
LC FX Phillips

The most disheartening thing about L’affair de Weiner is learning that there are 45,000 losers so pathetic in their own existence that they actually follow this lowlife on twitter. From Patterico via Best of the Web http://patterico.com/2011/06/01/why-we-should-be-suspicious-of-mediaite/ Get a life people Seriously if you are following this choleric reprobate on twitter perhaps you need a visit from Dr Kevorkian. Oh… Read more »

AyUaxe
AyUaxe

LC fxpcpa says: Seriously if you are following this choleric reprobate on twitter perhaps you need a visit from to visit Dr Kevorkian. Always happy to help! Weener will get a pass from the media and more importantly from federal law enforcement. Budnez az uzul. All these F’s think it’s better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven–well their… Read more »

Elephant Man
Elephant Man

DJ proclaims: While Christie was eventually shamed into paying for his trip, he initially was arrogant enough to basically say, fuck off, he wasn’t going to pay one thin dime to use a helicopter that was purchased for Homeland Security and commissioned to be used for emergency life-line flights. Too bad his democrat predecessors couldn’t be “shamed” into paying for… Read more »

Personally, I think Weiner’s account was hacked, and the whole thing is a big hoax. I don’t have inside information or any abiding respect for NYC’s 9th district congressman or anything like that. No, my objection to these scurrilous accusations is simply this: The very idea of a congressman, called Weiner, posting a picture of his weiner, on his own… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

I know who can get to the bottom of this phallic problem…
Miss Beulah Ballbricker.

LC Darth Scoundrel
LC Darth Scoundrel

Muzzy says: Personally, I think Weiner’s account was hacked, and the whole thing is a big hoax. I don’t have inside information or any abiding respect for NYC’s 9th district congressman or anything like that. No, my objection to these scurrilous accusations is simply this: The very idea of a congressman, called Weiner, posting a picture of his weiner, on… Read more »

LC R6
LC R6

Wiener is a weener. He’ll never admit that he’s a complete scumbag because that is a prerequisite to being a demonrat. First off, Christie is not the POTUS, who is required by law to use whatever mode of transportation the Secret Service mandates in order to protect the life of the POTUS. Secondly, save for the security assigned to protect… Read more »

Mike M
Mike M

Emp says… As a matter of fact, if Weiner had come out and said that his account had been taken over by aliens from Bugfrozzle IV while he was being held down by trained dolphins wearing party hats, you’d have believed that too. Can’t speak to those assholes from “Bugfrozzle IV”, but beware the dolphins in party hats. They’re out… Read more »

The Lone Haranguer
The Lone Haranguer

It’s not so much the transgression as the pathetic, half-assed attempt at the coverup.

Response to Muzzy @:

Personally, I think Weiner’s account was hacked, and the whole thing is a big hoax.

:em72:
Why the coverup, then? If it was truly hacked and that is someone else’s weiner, fucking say so.

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

Am I the only one who thinks Anthony Weiners facebook pic looks like Arnold Horshack??

And DJ , the old picture of you was FAR more complimentary than your new one./

LC Gladiator
LC Gladiator

As a matter of fact, if Weiner had come out and said that his account had been taken over by aliens from Bugfrozzle IV while he was being held down by trained dolphins wearing party hats, you’d have believed that too. Believe what you want, I’m still convinced that things this funny can’t happen in our universe. Oh, wait. Hang… Read more »