In case you’re dying to know, we’re laughing our Imperial Gluteus Maximus off over stud-muffin liberal DemCong Anthony “The Bulge” Weiner having been caught twittering pictures of his limp Junior Weiner to a kid he was apparently obsessing over. Among other kids. He seems to have a certain fondness for underage chicks which, in all fairness, is par for the course for CongressCritters. After all, they’re more likely to believe that “8 inches” equals the distance between your eyes than actual grown women.

If you want a timeline, there’s a good one here. Saves us the trouble of summarizing what everybody has already said, not to mention the three hundred hat tips we’d have to issue.

Actually, the really fun thing here is that he apparently doesn’t know the difference between a private and a public tweet. But hey, who hasn’t ever found his or herself typing in something supremely embarrassing in the wrong chat window?

Of course, those of us who’ve ever done that didn’t immediately, or at least we should hope not, claim that we’d been “hacked” as an excuse, an excuse that, at this point, is about as tired as “the dog ate my homework.”

This extremely clever Rethugnican Hacker Operative apparently, if we’re to believe Weiner-Wiener’s story, was brilliant enough to post the embarrassing pic at a time when anybody who might have been paying attention was extremely likely to be utterly shitfaced in preparation for the long weekend and then, faced with dork-face Weiner’s 733+ H4x0r 5K|77z, had to relinquish control of the hacked account within minutes of having “hacked” into it.

Oh and then Wiener-Weiner, a CongressCritter with top secret clearance who had, allegedly, just had his online accounts hacked into, responded within in a mere 72 hours by… Hiring a lawyer to “explore his legal options?”

At this point, the cover-up is so ridiculously inept that we have to assume that the lawyer he’s “exploring options” with now is board certified in family law, because we have a feeling that his wife is talking to one of those right about now.

Did anybody ever explain to you, Weiner-Twat, that it’s not the fuck up that gets you, it’s the cover up?

Obviously not but hey, it’s all good. We all get to enjoy your flaming crash landing.

Once the Make Cover Media is forced to admit that there’s a story here, that is. If you’d been a Republican, effigies of you would already be burning in every newsroom in the nation.

You finally get to “spend more time with your family”, stud-muffin.

Every other weekend plus alternating holidays, that is.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thatisall.

P.S.: His Imperial Majesty saw the offending picture and, seriously, Tony “Salami”, you’re supposed to stick the tennis socks in your underoos before you take the picture. Just saying, is all.

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LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
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Theres some VICIOUS commentary on it when you do a google search for WIENERGATE and then choose the ‘realtime’ option once you do your search .. some of the most vicious tweets that appear there are not suprisingly, from women This has to go down in history as one of the most spectacular self destructs in political history. KKKayinsane is… Read more »

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
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And from The Peoples Cube .. Humor

LC Old Dog
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May 31, 2011 06:44

Victims call the Cops!

Perpetrators call Lawyers! Guess who Weiner called? :em01: :em95: :em99:

LC Gregory
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LC Gregory
May 31, 2011 08:08

When I first read about this yesterday, I assumed it WAS a hack or something. Now, from more reading, well, this is just The Gift That Keeps On Giving. He’s going to have to resign from Congress over this, just like Barney Fag resigned back in the 80s when his live-in boyfriend was running a gay prostitution service out of… Read more »

LC Jackboot IC/A
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May 31, 2011 08:43

You can’t believe my delight when this broke. Weiner-Dink is the most annoying, despicable lying, piece of shit imaginable. Every time I see him on FNC I want to send a .40 S&W SJHP through my beloved HD screen. Just on his personality alone, I can see him doing this. He’s a poster-boy for arrogance, and being a flaming liberal,… Read more »

nealinnevada
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nealinnevada
May 31, 2011 09:12

Could this be the WeinerDude or is a case of a Weiner in a Weiner?

hitnrun
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hitnrun
May 31, 2011 12:29

@Imperial Tech Wizard: A hack job. You can say that again. Oh, you meant the Twitter account, not the media head-turning. Oh well, at least you’re not blaming Breitbart, like Kos and whatshername from Salon. I wonder how long it will take them to reconcile their conspiracy theories with the fact that the putative “victim” refuses to make formal complaint… Read more »

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator
May 31, 2011 14:33

Teufelhunden_JD says:

DJ. I’m just wondering if you’re party to some information that we aren’t, or if you’ve entirely stopped using evidentiary support for your denial.

Im telling you , DJ has SEEN it

.ROFLMAO

LC LOBO
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LC LOBO
May 31, 2011 17:11

I can’t even go there. Something is blocking the ability to roast. Need a Rottie intervention.

LC Gunsniper
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LC Gunsniper
May 31, 2011 19:22

I’m not blaming anyone. Yet. But it certainly won’t take long to find out who, when, and where. You can’t do anything online that doesn’t leave a fingerprint, or at least proves that it was a hack job. They may not catch the actual perpetrator, but they can easily prove where it didn’t come from. So, why isn’t Teeny Weenie… Read more »

hitnrun
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hitnrun
May 31, 2011 20:56

You can’t do anything online that doesn’t leave a fingerprint, or at least proves that it was a hack job. On that we agree. But to find something like that, first it has to be looked for by the relevant authorities. Those are the same authorities who could – in some crazy, crazy hypothetical universe – establish with the ease… Read more »

irish19
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irish19
May 31, 2011 21:07

The thread on this over at American Spectator is very much fun.

LC TerribleTroy
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LC TerribleTroy
May 31, 2011 21:10

This is shamelessly stolen from some anon commenter at another site….

“I did not have TEXT with that women!”

Radical Redneck
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Radical Redneck
May 31, 2011 22:11

Response to LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist @:

KKKayinsane is strangely quiet on the issue.

You knew that wouldn’t last :em69:

Light29ID
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Light29ID
May 31, 2011 22:37

Response to Radical Redneck @:

The dumb bitch is pissing off cops now. She’s going to piss a couple of them off at the wrong time and she’s going to get a mouth full of asphalt.

btw I left her a little love from us 👿

lc purple raider
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June 1, 2011 00:54

The hacker of Weiners account was…

Wait. For. It.

Weiner.

Alan K. Henderson
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Alan K. Henderson
June 1, 2011 01:12

Am I the only one here who winces at the phrase “Weiner hacker?”

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
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We all knew THIS was coming didnt we? :em02:

Jerry
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Jerry
June 1, 2011 07:29

Ace has been all over his since the beginning and has asked the BIG question over and over again: IF someone violated YOU, what’s the FIRST thing you would do? Huh, DJ? Wouldn’t you call the authorities? Wouldn’t he call the FBI? He didn’t because they would actually begin asking questions and would solve this in 37 seconds. Please, Stop… Read more »

Radical Redneck
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Radical Redneck
June 1, 2011 08:34

OT: check this out. Code Pinko scum at Jefferson Memorial ignore Park Police’s multiple warnings necessitating a righteous beatdown. Get lots of popcorn! Years ago we were taunting pro-abortion, anti-Pope pukes in Boston. They were aggressive and nasty and smelled bad like every other leftist. Cops came in to haul them away using generous, and delicious force. We got a… Read more »

L.C. Mope
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June 1, 2011 11:04

Remember when Whoopie decided what Roman Polanski did to that 14 year old girl wasn’t rape-rape?

Well, that ain’t no Weiner-weiner!

LC LOBO
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LC LOBO
June 1, 2011 16:51

Alan K. Henderson says:

Am I the only one here who winces at the phrase “Weiner hacker?”

It do bring back the whole “Bobbit’ thing…..

Tallulah
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Tallulah
June 2, 2011 00:55

My theory: There have been persistent rumors for years that Wiener is gay. So, his coyness and his almost-eagerness to let this story stagger on is just cover. There have also been persistent rumors that his Muslim wife, Huma, has been Hillary’s lesbian lover. So, the two of them got “married” last year, and it’s cover for her, and Hillary,… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
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LC Gunsniper
June 2, 2011 18:37

How do you know that the Feds aren’t looking into it? You’re misunderstanding my question. I’m not concerned whether or not the feddies are indeed investigating, I want to know why someone wouldn’t make their first priority contacting authorities if they thought someone committed a felonious hacking of their Twitter account, especially a sitting congressman. Weenie did just the opposite… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
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LC Gunsniper
June 2, 2011 19:09

Oh look! Weenie does know how to call the authorities…

on those pesky pressies looking for interviews. :em99:

LC TerribleTroy
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LC TerribleTroy
June 2, 2011 21:46

Gauging the tone of this thread at this point, I get the feeling that some believe that we shouldn’t have a expectation of EXCEPTIONAL behavior and judgement in regards to our elected representatives. Because I’m sorry but I do. I do question the ability of a individual to make good judgments when that individual is married and sent a sexually… Read more »

LC Gunsniper
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LC Gunsniper
June 3, 2011 04:38

Response to LC TerribleTroy #42@:

Amen and hallelujah!

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
June 3, 2011 13:42

LC Gunsniper says: I want to know why someone wouldn’t make their first priority contacting authorities if they thought someone committed a felonious hacking of their Twitter account, especially a sitting congressman. When I found out that my credit card number had been used at ITunes, I didn’t “lawyer up.” I cancelled the card, called Apple to protest the charges,… Read more »

Elephant Man
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Elephant Man
June 3, 2011 18:01

If you get caught doing something stupid, own up to it and move on. Don’t piss on me and tell me it is raining. I don’t like being lied to — even about things that aren’t my business. To me, that is more damning than the original act. It’s amazing that more politicians don’t take that advice to heart. For… Read more »