Also known as Alinsky’s rule number 5.

As it turns out, it happens to be true. And the humorless shitlib scolds are freaking out that sites like the Babylon Bee are making ruthless fun of them.

Last month, the satire site The Babylon Bee lawyered up after liberal fact-checker Snopes tried to deplatform it by calling it “fake news” and suggesting the Babylon Bee did not rise to the level of satire. The Babylon Bee’s lawyer sent a demand letter, and Snopes altered the offending article. But last week

, Snopes unloaded two more attacks on the Bee, and the Bee vowed to keep fighting back.

One sure fire way of knowing if your hits are hurting is when your enemy is yelping and crying out in pain. Common sense, no? Also, “if you’re taking flak, you’re over the target.”

Did anybody among you ever feel the urge to hit somebody if they were insignificant and posed no threat to you? No? Of course not.

That’s why everybody with an IQ higher than that of a boiled carrot knows that if your enemy is ignoring you, you’re doing something wrong. You’re doing all of it wrong. Two basic rules of warfare:

1) If your enemy is freaking out, you need to keep doing what you’re doing, only harder and
2) Whatever your enemy is doing to you, you need to be doing to him as well, only you need to do it better. Because the only reason he’s doing it is because he hasn’t himself come up with a counter to it. Nobody but a complete idiot employs a tactic that he himself knows an easy counter to.

In this day and age, “freaking out” includes trying to deplatform and silence people who are hurting you, and that’s what that despicable shitlib “factchecking” site Snopes is trying to do here, and they’re not doing it because they’re not concerned.

And, back to Alinsky, nothing hurts worse, particularly if you’re a shitlib Puritan with absolutely no sense of humour and a comically inflated sense of self-esteem than to be made fun of. He was absolutely right on that one. Most likely because he was, himself, a shitlib Puritan with absolutely no sense of humour and a comically inflated sense of self-esteem.

You see how that works? The thing that terrified him and his communist followers the most was people making fun of him, and that’s how he stupidly revealed the best weapon against him and his pestilent ilk.

Always be on the lookout for what the enemy wants to do or is doing against you, and you’ll immediately know the best way of quickly and effectively exterminating him. It’s not like it’s hard.

The Romans discovered that the most effective weapon of the Carthaginians during the 1st Punic War was their command of the sea, the superior Roman troops couldn’t fight the Punic arseholes if they couldn’t get their troops to them through their fleet, so the Romans built a fleet of their own. From fucking scratch. And won.

Want a more recent example? OK, take the German Blitzkrieg (which they never called it, funnily enough). They managed to almost win the war following that doctrine, a quite simple one consisting of concentrating your forces in one spot, create a hole, then pour through it and keep driving through the path of least resistance, altering their direction on the fly so as to keep the enemy always on the defensive, always reacting instead of acting. Their opponents kept trying to come up with a counter, nobody has yet found one, but one individual, a U.S. general name of Patton, you may have heard of him, decided to copy it.

And, lo and behold, after almost half a decade of the Allies fucking around trying to come up with a counter and failing utterly, he countered it simply by thinking “if the damned Krauts keep doing this, it must be because they haven’t come up with a way of countering it themselves.” And wouldn’t you know it? It worked!

So now, here we are, the Almighty Progressive Wave™ freaking the fuck out over people merely making fun of them?

It proves two things:

1) They’re losing badly.

2) The thing that’s really killing them is that we read their fucking book.

Thatisall.

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Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
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August 20, 2019 10:25

They can’t stand it if anybody is laughing at them, they can’t roll with the punches, they can’t make fun of themselves, and they are totally un-self-aware.
Why? Raaaaaaacist
That’s why.

LC SecondMouse
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August 21, 2019 10:08

This is the reason why the Republicans can’t fight their way out of a paper bag. They let the enemy define the battlefield. They are constantly on defense, and no one defends their way to victory. This is what drives the progressives crazy about Trump. He puts them on defense. He can’t get the support he needs because 1) the… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
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Reply to  LC SecondMouse
August 29, 2019 16:03

Another critical factor: enough of the Left’s politicians actually believe in their side’s bullshit; pretty much none of the GOP actually believe in the GOP’s ostensible positions. It’s hard to fight for stuff you don’t really believe in.

LC SecondMouse
Reply to  Fa Cube Itches
August 30, 2019 18:54

I remember a Bill Whittle piece on this very issue. He did a speech as ‘virtual President’ during the Obama error that was a perfect illustration of what R’s should look and sound like, and just how good the message could be if they only had the ability to stick to principles.

Igor, Imperial Booby
Igor, Imperial Booby
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Reply to  LC SecondMouse
September 2, 2019 22:26

I remember that one, Secondmouse, it was most excellent!!

Terrapod
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August 22, 2019 06:29

I am sure this is going to work, I mean it was so convenient back in 1936

https://thefederalist.com/2019/08/21/europe-considers-nazi-idea-requiring-jewish-businesses-identify-labels/

lc purple raider
Reply to  Terrapod
August 22, 2019 11:46

It sounded better in the original Totalitarian!

Terrapod
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August 23, 2019 15:19

Joe Biden’s Doctor Assures America That He ‘Has a Brain That is Functioning’

What he left out is that it is not installed.

LC SecondMouse
Reply to  Terrapod
August 30, 2019 18:56

Somewhere in a hospital bed outside of D.C., there is a very nervous 5 year old.

LC Xystus
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August 23, 2019 16:51

And, back to Alinsky, nothing hurts worse, particularly if you’re a shitlib Puritan with absolutely no sense of humour and a comically inflated sense of self-esteem than to be made fun of. He was absolutely right on that one. Most likely because he was, himself, a shitlib Puritan with absolutely no sense of humour and a comically inflated sense of… Read more »

Terrapod
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Reply to  LC Xystus
August 24, 2019 07:50

Prophet list for shitlibs (I am sure there are more but these are the main assholes culprits): Karl Marx Saul Alinsky Margaret Sanger Richard Cloward Frances Fox Piven Thomas Woodrow Wilson Franklin Delano Roosevelt Honorable mention: Howard Zinn His books have done more to destroy the love of country and constitution in minds of young students than any other in… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
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Reply to  Terrapod
August 29, 2019 16:05

And what am I Monsieur, chopped pate?
– Rousseau

Terrapod
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Reply to  Fa Cube Itches
August 29, 2019 21:06

Oh yes, by all means we can start with Rousseau, hop over to the Fabian society types a century later with a short sideways hop over to dear old mostly dead Marx.

Never was really clear on the influence of Engels over Marx other than he appears to have been an able rabble rouser communist communicator.

LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Warranty Expert
LC LucysDaddy--Imperial Tire Warranty Expert
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August 29, 2019 15:14

Any time I get into a political argument with someone, I immediately start calling them a fascist. It throws them off guard and the word then loses all meaning and we can have our discussion. The more they deny it, the more I say it.

Fuck ’em if they can’t take it.