This Whole “What Will They Do Now the Collusion Coup Turned Out to be a Dud” is a Bit…

…disappointing.

If President Trump follows through with his threat to close the Southern Border with Mexico this week, say goodbye to your avocado toast.

A top distributor and grower of avocados has warned that the U.S. would run out of the fruit in three weeks if imports from Mexico are halted amid any possible border shutdown.

OK, that’s it… Mr. President, it pains us to say it, but we can no longer support you.

It’s not that we don’t appreciate what you’re doing by trying to keep our country from collapsing under the massive weight of rapists, murderers and drug dealers but…

Will Nobody Think of the Guacamole????

That’s it.

If a few hundred Americans being raped, murdered and run over by drunk illegals every year is the price we have to pay for that tasteless, green goo we sometimes dip chips in, then…

Well, sorry, but that’s just the way it has to be, then.

(Do we really have to use /sarc tags here? We don’t think we have a font big enough to do them justice).

Thatisall.

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Terrapod
Terrapod

Heh! I for one will happily transfer the $1 to $2 PER avocado to the state by way of beer purchases or lottery tickets. That or buy the ones from Peru, Chile or Florida (yes there is an avocado industry – when the iguanas leave some)and hey, come to think of it, well seasoned Iguana steaks on avocado toast sounds… Read more »

lc purple raider
lc purple raider

My GAWD, will no one think of the CHHHHIIILLLDDDRRREEENNN!!!eleventy!!!

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

The Emperor snarked: From the article: A top distributor and grower of avocados has warned that the U.S. would run out of the fruit in three weeks if imports from Mexico are halted amid any possible border shutdown. ~Misha: “Well, sorry, but that’s just the way it has to be, then.”~ Oh Noooss!!!1`~! Avocado Armageddon! What next? Lettuce, soy products,… Read more »

RDM
RDM

Just remove the illegal population and the demand for the avocados would drop enough again that the supply would be fine?

Terrapod
Terrapod

I knew those bastards were feeding the pigeons…….

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LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

DJ Scrubbed his identity off the Rott??
Other issues have come up with my indent, too.
Big WTF, there.

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

The archives, too.

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

Coincidently, my phone locked up and I can’t sign in, a message comes up “Why u have to be so heartless”
Whoever did that answered their own question.

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

This…hmm

Terrapod
Terrapod

Does “G00GLE own WordPress now? If so, that might be your answer, blogs and ayntdroid devices may be in the process of “sanitization” per the new social order. Hmmmm!

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

My phone was an S5 and was beat up and had issues, anyway. I used it for family and VAH updates and appointments mainly. Sucks big time ’cause my son is flying me to Florida to see the Falcon Heavy launch this coming week. I have old cheap LC Android I’ll hook up for my traveling and just make do… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

What is going to happen with the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler now, I wonder?

I very graciously allowed the Emperor an audience with my august personage today to discuss that matter.

We continue.

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

LC Bren, our otherworldly commissar barks:

We continue.

Loyal Citizen Mike in Chi: Aye, Aye, sir!
*grabs bucket and swab, rolls up sleeves and trousers*
If we’re still standing, it’s a good landing!

Terrapod
Terrapod

Mike, take a look online (ebay) for a used LG V20 or refurbished. Bought mine for 99 bucks, first one received was a dud, seller immediately sent me a new one and took the dud back. Have been using it for several months now, great battery life and works like a charm. I am on Sprint which is a negative,… Read more »

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

Terrapod, no worries, my recent comment states that a Galaxy S10e is being rushed shipped to me this morning from Phoenix with all the amenities, and I’ll set it up with all securities; password, fingerprint, encryption, facial recognition, conservative opinion variable freedom entity friendly environment (COVFEFE for short) , LLL smell alert, laser beams, barking moonbat sound cancellation technologies and… Read more »

Terrapod
Terrapod

Best visual and commentary on the invasion (of the money snatchers) – any one see an American flag anywhere? My state is already overrun with Mexicans and OTM’s:

http://www.floppingaces.net/2019/04/01/invasion-of-the-money-snatchers/

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

Catch ’em on the bridge and paint ’em all blue. The dye should have a two year shelf life, too.

LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd
LC Moriarty, Imperial Goatherd

Wow, I take a few… years… off from posting on the Rott and look at the place. (Actually, doesn’t look too bad.) I think what Trump did was panic the Mexican government into making a semi-serious effort at enforcing its own immigration laws, namely keeping non-Mexicans out of Mexico regardless of whether they were headed to Gringoland. Now, they either… Read more »

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

If guacamole is tasteless, you didn’t do it right. ? Let’s think this through a minute. Border wall =/= trade embargo. That logic simply doesn’t follow. There are other means of facilitating trade without trading in thugs and drug dealers on the side. Hello, by sea and by air? So I turn to the Rott because I need ammo. My… Read more »

Terrapod
Terrapod

T’is high time for the majority of Americans to tell the eco-freaks to go pound sand – all of them which by default means the entire Socialist/D party and their followers. Their irrational behaviour has cost millions of jobs, enormous loss of GFP, killed farming in the central California valley (which used to produce a large part of our Avocados,… Read more »

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR
Just Another Random Nut, GLOR

Understood, but that isn’t going to win me an argument with her. But then, you and I both know that arguing with someone whose mind is made up is like trying to teach a pig to sing. I’m gradually getting to the point of kicking her to the curb if she can’t stop demanding that I live and think according… Read more »

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

Just Another Random Nut, GLOR: For starters, city dwellers are finding sanctuary status begets walled enclaves internally, and a security force is needed to keep the unwashed at bay. I live in one here on the southside, of my hometown of Chicago. Libby leftists believe this to be necessary, right? Can’t corral them without barriers, right? The barriers to keep… Read more »