Inevitably, their bloodlust reaches such a fever pitch that they start eating their own.

Like Robert Francis O’Rourke (which is about as Waspy of a name as we ever heard, yet he’s the “Mexican” darling of the Prozi Party. We somehow don’t think that very many actual Hispanics are fooled), who apparently found himself in a pool of Progressive Stasi Piranhas while trying to make a few harmless jokes.

Yesterday was a day that Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke may want to forget. His first swing through Iowa as an official candidate was marred by a “joke” about his wife that drew heavy criticism and the revelation by Reuters of his membership in a hacker group as a teenager where he posted a story about kids getting run over by a car on the group’s message board.

O’Rourke was on the defensive most of the day, apologizing profusely for saying his wife Amy raised their three kids “sometimes with my help.”

We, being of sound mind and body, had to switch on the English-to-Stasi translator to see what the everloving coitus could be so wrong with a self-deprecating joke. We almost immediately had to smash it with a hammer to shut it up again, once it started screeching “misogyny!!! patriarchal oppression!!! cis-het fascism!!!” at an unbearable volume. So now we need a new one. Thankfully they are readily available on any college campus near you. And the trust fund baby you remove it from won’t miss that grey lump previously between their ears. They’re not likely to ever make use of it anyway.

Nor, come The Great Culling™, are they going to need their other organs anymore, but we digress…

But if you think that’s funny, wait until you hear what came next:

“Not only will I not say that again, but I’ll be more thoughtful going forward in the way that I talk about our marriage, and also the way in which I acknowledge the truth of the criticism that I have enjoyed white privilege,” he said.

Sheesh, Beta, haven’t you learned anything? For Pete’s sakes, these are your own brownshirts! You should know that the one thing you don’t want to do once they start howling is to apologize. That’s like throwing a pile of rotten meat at a pack of hyenas! Moron.

He pointed to his ability to walk away from two arrests as a young man without serious consequences as a example.

Actually, if memory serves us, it was more like “speeding away from arrest in a drunken stupor into oncoming traffic, only getting off because the cocksucker who donated the sperm that made you happened to be a judge”, but we could be wrong.

He’s done. If he can’t even handle the monsters his own party created which, in all fairness, most of the fascists of his party seem to be having trouble with these days, then just wait until he meets somebody with an IQ above the double digit range.

It’s ever so hilarious to watch, though.

At least he won’t ever hurt for money. For all of his faults, he certainly married well, with bonus points for making sure that his billionaire heiress trophy was the ONLY heir.

Man of the People™ or, as we used to call them, “gigolos.”


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March 17, 2019 09:09

He’s only a petty criminal. He hasn’t passed legislation like gun free zones where many people have been killed because they cannot defend themselves. He has not raped or murdered anyone. He has not married a rich widow (just rich). He has not sold American secrets to a foreign nation. He has not slept his way into office. What uber… Read more »

March 17, 2019 19:01

As your resident Hispanic Anglo Norman American (imported here legally), Robert Fraunces O’Rourke is as black an Irish whelp as there ever was. Frankly I would love to see the whole rabid left field on stage, debating Schultz who is going to stand out as the only quasi sane one of the lot. Methinks for now that Schultz is unlikely… Read more »

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March 18, 2019 06:11

The fourth grader in me just wants Buttigieg to win the primary…

The Navy vet in me wants to bring in the Marines.

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March 18, 2019 06:07

Vanity Fair anything…hahahaha

March 18, 2019 11:59

NEW ZEALAND, you are no longer how we knew ye. RIP brother Kiwis, had great times with you Maori welder boys, Navy tars and folks in the towns in the early 1970’s and 80’s. PM Ardern and elites absolutely positively going to make sure no legal gun owner will ever be able to defend himself/herself against a jihadi or… Read more »

March 22, 2019 06:10