Back to the Subject of Things We Don’t Give a Tinker’s Cuss About

Oh dear, it looks like the Observer (of their own navels) really got Teh Donald™ now! Remember how he’s always talking about the sad decline in the number of coal miner jobs? Oh yeah? But guess who’s been losing even more jobs in the last two decades:

Despite Trump Rhetoric, Journalists Are Losing Jobs at a Faster Rate Than Coal Miners

Sorry, but we do believe that our Schadenboner just poked a hole in our desk. The titanium desk. Twice.

Color us heartless, but we somehow fail to even notice the waves of empathy that we’re sure we’re supposed to be feeling right now, having read that headline. We feel waves, for sure, but they’re the kind of waves that we don’t feel it’s appropriate to describe on a family friendly website such as our own.

And what, exactly, is your point, Poindexter? Are you trying to say that we shouldn’t worry about losing our domestic coal production since far more journalists are selling pencils on street corners and trying to learn fake Italian as barristas than coal miners?

Well, here’s the thing, journaljizzmers: We need coal. We don’t need you.

Coal gives us energy and heat. Coal is vital to our steel production. Said steel goes into countless vital products that our very lives sometimes depend on.

The Daily Five Minutes of Hateful Shitlib Propaganda gives us… What, exactly?

If coal vanished tomorrow, we’d feel it in catastrophic ways.

If what passes today for “journalism” was to suddenly disappear, nobody would notice. We’d actually have to reinvent journalism just so somebody could point it out to us. Sure, we’d have to find some other uses for those trees we’d no longer be chopping down and our bird cages might go unlined until we’d come up with a suitable substitute, but other than that?

Nobody would know.

Now, we’re not completely heartless. No, really. We don’t particularly like to see businesses go bankrupt, nor do we enjoy seeing people losing their livelihoods, but in your case, journaljizzmers, it’s a self-inflicted wound. Asking us to feel sorry for you is like demanding that we feel sorry for the pain of the idiot who keeps dropping hammers on his own feet.

You have a product. You’re losing your jobs because you can’t sell it. You bloody well KNOW why you can’t sell it, don’t even pretend that you’re that stupid, but you refuse to change the product. Because you know better than us proles what sort of product we’d like to buy, just like you always seem to know better that anybody else on a wide range of subjects that none of you have any sort of credentials in.

Guess you don’t know anything after all, eh?

People don’t like being told that they’re racist, cousin-humping, drooling, homophobic, rapist idiots. Yeah, shocking we know, but you keep telling them that they are and then expect them to pay for the privilege of having a bunch of subsentient window-lickers like yourselves call them names?

You really are a very special, rare kind of stupid, aren’t you?

You’ll also be extinct very soon so…

Good riddance.

Thatisall.

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LCBren
LCBren

Source NBC sat on evidence exonerating Justice Kavanaugh, discrediting Michael Avenatti and his clients’ accusations Yep you read that right. NBC knew as early as Sept. 30 of serious inconsistencies and discrepancies in one of the chief allegations leveled against Kavanaugh — allegations that NBC later aired on national television. NBC knew by Oct. 4 that Swetnick’s story was almost… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Wait, you mean that the same news organization that rigged pyrotechnic devices to create a story that vehicle fuel tanks could burst into flame might not be 100% honest.

To quote Iago the Parrot: Oh, THERE’S a big surprise! That’s indcredib…. I think I’m gonna have a heart attack and die from NOT surprise!

DJ Allyn, MPSE
DJ Allyn, MPSE

Most people in the US had discounted Michael Avenatti, from the get-go. The nano-second news broke that he was considering a run for the presidency in 2020, he ‘jumped the shark’. “Smarmy” is pretty much the first impression you get from him. Who better than to take on Trump’s personal lawyer, Micheal Cohen? When you get the battle of the… Read more »

Terrapod
Terrapod

No, no DJ, not “much worse”, much, much more entertaining and with a positive result for the nation at large. The elites still don’t realize they are dog meat (not that I wish indigestion upon any dog) when tangling with Don, I too lived in NY 1992-1997 and recall the antics of the young DJT, let’s face it, the man… Read more »

DJ Allyn, MPSE
DJ Allyn, MPSE

I don’t know how much more ‘entertainment’ we can handle, before it all either goes tits up or it all gets shoved aside in favor of more stability.

Either way, the current thing is not sustainable — and I think deep down, you know it too.

LCBren
LCBren

More stability? Allyn, Trump will win 2020..especially if that stupid bitch is stupid enough to try and attack another windmill with her fucking handbag. Worse? If he manages to do what I think is in the wind, he will drastically change immigration policy..no more anchor babies. Whats he done so far? Here’s a small list • Cracked down on illegal… Read more »

Terrapod
Terrapod

Nah, this is politics, you are ignoring the third option, that it is all going to work out so well that this POTUS gets re-elected in 2020, along with the new & improved (TM) R party persons elected to Senate and House this midterm. I hope the D party is well stocked with alcohol and mixers (and a goodly supply… Read more »

DJ Allyn, MPSE
DJ Allyn, MPSE

We’ll see.

LCBren
LCBren

BTW Allyn, you said earlier the Dems would sweep the House and Senate…but that was before they smeared a man using gutter politics and shot themselves in both feet.. I mean seriously..if I wanted I could not IMPROVE on what theyve managed to accomplish for the other side. Feinstein is a sick joke, Avenatti is in deep shit, Kavanaugh has… Read more »

DJ Allyn, MPSE
DJ Allyn, MPSE

LC Bren said, BTW Allyn, you said earlier the Dems would sweep the House and Senate…but that was before they smeared a man using gutter politics and shot themselves in both feet. I did make that prediction — almost a year ago. And it still looks like Democrats will re-take the House. As far as that “shooting in the foot”… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

As far as that “shooting in the foot” goes, Kavanaugh is still disapproved by most voters. And that matters…why? Its a lifetime appointment. If this probe finds that they were lying, then they will have the proverbial book thrown at them — as they should. Source Following an investigation into the woman, the committee reportedly found she was a “left-wing… Read more »

DJ Allyn, MPSE
DJ Allyn, MPSE

LC Bren said, And that matters…why? Its a lifetime appointment. I responded to your comment. You made it sound like a handful of people in Congress were being meanies to poor Brett. I only point out that there is a solid majority of people in this country that did not and still do not approve. As far as a lifetime… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

And it still looks like Democrats will re-take the House. No they wont And Democrats are pretty sure that Republicans just signed their political death certificate. To wit: There are 10 Senate Democrats running for reelection in states President Trump won last year. Not a single one voted for the tax bill. In fact, a number of them vociferously opposed… Read more »

DJ Allyn, MPSE
DJ Allyn, MPSE

LCBren stated: No they wont

I hope you don’t disappoint easily.

DJ Allyn, MPSE
DJ Allyn, MPSE

On November 2, 2018, DJ made the following observation: And it still looks like Democrats will re-take the House. LCBren was certain I was wrong: No they wont and then went on to point out how Democrats in districts that Hilary had won who had voted against the tax breaks for the rich as a reason why those Democrats were… Read more »

DJ Allyn, MPSE
DJ Allyn, MPSE

Emperor Misha I said, I pray, as I have all along, for a peaceful outcome, and it’s not impossible. It’s just getting increasingly unlikely with each passing week. If that doesn’t happen, then there is only one outcome left. I just pray that it will be quick, if that’s the case Hmmm. I wonder why. I mean, it couldn’t possibly… Read more »

Iron Bear
Iron Bear

Hmmm. I wonder why. I mean, it couldn’t possibly be that your president is fond of creating enemies in a scorched-earth manner. The enemies were already there: Rap Sheet: ***632*** Acts of Media-Approved Violence and Harassment Against Trump Supporters. Trump didn’t have to work very hard at it. It couldn’t possibly be the fact that most president end their campaigns… Read more »