Bibi to Ogabessiah: “Get Bent, You Jooo-hating Shmekel”

OK, not quite, but watching Bibi telling Teh Chosen One, The High Priest of the Make Believe Media, Ogabe bin Jooo-Hater, that he can forget about 1967 borders and “right of return” is quite satisfying nonetheless.

Sure, Ogabe is all in favor of recognizing Israel’s right to exist as long as it:

A) Immediately stops building anything on its own territory.
B) Gives up every scrap of land it has fought and sacrificed for through genocidal mooselimb extinction attempt after genocidal mooselimb extinction attempt, leaving its own borders utterly indefensible so Ogabe’s fellow Jooo-haters in paleswine will have an easier time finishing the job and
C) Promptly lets every descendant of the original pisslamic hordes who fled the country after having had their arses handed to them in a war of their OWN aggression return to Israel so they can dissolve the nation from within.

As long as Israel agrees to those very “reasonable, modest” demands Ogabe is the Best Friend Israel Ever Had™!!!!11!!!1!!

Fuck that bastard hard up the arse with a chainsaw wrapped in swastikas, and may his days of squatting at 1600 Penn Ave soon be over.


P.S.: Any male member of The Tribe who voted for and/or donated to that syphilitic, anti-Semite kalb needs to have his foreskin reattached. With a staple gun.


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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    I just love watching jugears get some on-the-job schooling by leaders far smarter than himself.

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    GamerFromJump growls and barks:

    Good on ya, Bibi! Tell Saddam Hussein Ogabe to go screw himself.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    A picture is worth a thousand words.

    Here’s a photo of Bibi in his IDF badass days, next to a photo of Oboner in his twenties.

    ‘Nuff said.

    Except this: everybody get on your knees and storm Heaven to send us such a man for OUR president!

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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Hopey Ochangeo got beclowned, and Bibi did the facepaint.

    I love it when Pisslamists and their bretheren get told to go fuck thenselves.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    Oh, and Abraham Foxman is one who needs to have his foreskin reattached: he who runs the Anti-Defamation League is still clinging to Oboner’s leg, crying desperately as Oboner demands fellatio one more time! all while urging his fellow Jews to join him in worshipping the Traitor in the White House.

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    LC Old Dog growls and barks:

    Staple Gun, you are getting soft My Liege. The proper tool is a high velocity Nail Gun. Thus you can attach both sides with one pull!

    We do need to save time you know!

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    Not to mention, Bibi was a far better looking man! Hmmm, where’s that video about conservative women? Oh, here’s one:

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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    Based upon his actions alone – and not addressing the dubious nature of his own “faith” – it is clear that Odumbo is a moslem sympathizer.

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    Light29ID growls and barks:

    Response to Tallulah @:

    That picture should be plastered all over America even more than that kitty litter liner Hope poster that made people vomit with captions:

    “Israel has a real leader, why don’t we?”

    “One man served his country, one man tried to destroy it”

    “Which one would you want to defend your family?”

    “One man is the descendent of Joshua, the other of Judas”

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 growls and barks:

    Bibi was a class act, humble but resolute, accomodating yet firm……..I liked him. He didn’t directly attack obama, yet he made it very clear he will work without him if he must. Considering the influence Israel has on the congress, not to mention the overwhelming support of the American people….
    Games won’t work here, Barack, their survival is at stake, and they won’t play some silly-assed game with you.
    Work with them…………for example asking the rest of the Middle East why displaced Palestinians cannot stay there? Yes, we need Saudi oil, but I somehow think they would have a silent shit hemorrhage if we threatened to leave them to their own devices.

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    Yeah yeah…just answer the fucking question. What do you think motivated BiBi to respond in the manner that he did? Oh yeah and Bama just finished his speech at AIPAC where he “clarified” his statements and his tone was MUCH more Pro-Israel. The borders thing has been spoken to in private (as indicated by Bama in todays speech). Could it have been the right of return thing that pissed them off?

    I mean who is anyone fooling here? Peace in the ME? Now? Yeah like thats going to happen. The entire region is FUCKED. Egypt is heading toward the Muslim Brotherhood, Fatah is partnering with Hamas, Syria has its “uprising.” Iran is pouring fuel on every fire they can. But hey, lets press for peace talks so Obama can say he actually fucking DID something during the upcoming campaign….

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Staple guns, nail guns, you’re pikers. Sew them back on with rusty barbed wire.

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    sleeper growls and barks:

    Keep Jerusalem as an international zone

    Or go all King Solomon and blast the whole city to smithereens, maybe nuclear, make the place uninhabitable. If you can’t agree on who keeps Jerusalem, nobody gets it.

    I’ve had enough of the whole thing.

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    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    Hamas: Obama speech will not force us to recognize Israel

    Group spokesman slams US president’s speech to AIPAC, says Obama’s comments show Washington will “support the occupation at the expense of the freedom of the Palestinian people.”

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:


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    When BO met with abbas,, there was the usual kissy-kissy bunbuns,,,but,, either there was a teleprompter on the floor,,or BO was distracted by abbas’s,,,crotch?

    ..Just an observation,,of course,,

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    LC TerribleTroy says:

    Please show me where I insinuated that Obama “pulled back.”

    He can read Troy,, maybe those weren’t quotation marks,, ‘coulda’ been buggers or sumthin’ on the copy that he pasted.

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    BigDogg growls and barks:

    LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech says:

    When BO met with abbas,, there was the usual kissy-kissy bunbuns,,,but,, either there was a teleprompter on the floor,,or BO was distracted by abbas’s,,,crotch?
    ..Just an observation,,of course,,

    That is deferential moslem behavior … avoiding looking his superior in the eyes. It probably would have been too obvious if he had just bowed down.

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Netanyahu doesn’t really have a desire for a Palestinian state at all.

    Nobody with a brain in their heads would back a terrorist state right in their laps.

    His idea of “peace” is to hope that the Palestinians die

    That’s the only way there will be any hope of peace. You can’t have peace with bloodthirsty savages.

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    Why is it that it is always Israel facing the ridiculous land-for-no-peace deals? Seems to me that Jordan is sitting on some of that paliland (Like Disneyland for murdering scum).
    The Isreali ambassador rose to answer the latest trumped up charges at the U.N.

    As the chamber grew quiet, he softly said “I will address the latest allegations by our neighbors, but first, I want to address an old greiviance of our own.

    Shortly after coming to the Promised Land, Moses bathed in a cool spring.
    He stepped out after enjoying the cool water, only to find that a filthy palestinian pig had taken his clothing and…”

    “That’s a LIE!!!” the Palestinian representative shouted as he rose to his feet, banging on the desk before him. “We weren’t even there when you jewish swine arrived!!!!”

    The Israeli ambassador looked at him and smiled. “Thank you for your admission,” he said “Now moving on to the latest….”

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Why is it that it is always Israel facing the ridiculous land-for-no-peace deals?

    Because most of the UN’s membership want to see all Jews wiped from the face of the Earth but don’t actually have the conviction to do it themselves. They are hoping that the Trans-Jordanians will do it for them while they stand on the sidelines pretending that they’re hands are clean.

    Liberals reflexively back the Trans-Jordanians because they prefer to see the situation through the “civil rights era” prism. They like to believe they are standing up for poor, oppressed “Brown People” because it makes them feel superior and strokes their overinflated egos. They do not give two shits about the truth or who actually gets hurt along the way.

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    After the West Bank, Gaza and G-d knows what else with nothing but an escalation of violence from the paleosimian pigs to show for it, the latest “brilliant” proposal is that they give up even MORE for even MORE nothing?

    Because if they don’t, The Tinglemaker™ won’t heal the holes in their soulsssssss.

    Besides, He’s just gonna do a whole lot of nuthin’ until Ahamdinnerjacket can nuke them off the face of the planet.

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    BisW,, do you know of a precedent anywhere of land captured in an invasion gambit being forced by law to return said land to the invader?
    Until I see one,, the whole question is fish-head ded.

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    LC TerribleTroy growls and barks:

    If that was an example of Bama’s “statesmanship” Im going to pray this fucker doesnt have any real crisis (like Iranian missiles in Venezuela) to negotiate.

    Lets look at this thing as a whole…

    With a State visit from the Israeli’s imminent Obama, makes a speech to the muslim audience where he discloses what he thinks Israel positions should be at the “start” of negotiations….

    It is reported that prior to the speech, Hillary advised BiBi by phone of the contents of the speech and that BiBi asks for the content to be omitted. It is reported that BiBi request is denied and that the denial angers BiBi.

    The next day the Israeli PM appears on TV from the White House with the President sitting right next to him and uses language like “not going to happen” and basically contradicts everything the President has said… The language used by the PM is so forceful that certain talking heads comment on the “disrespectful nature” of the comments.

    The next day the President “clarifies” his positions to a Jewish audience….

    DJ seems to believe that the whole 1967 borders issue is basically moot as “everyone knows” that the Israeli’s would never agree to that position,,,,

    If that is true, it kinda makes the majority of Bama’s comments regarding this arena a waste of time that accomplishes nothing with the exception of adding inflammation to a already inflamed situation.

    Statesmanship? I think not. More like a rank amateur flailing around trying to look important.

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    lc purple raider growls and barks:

    Keep Jerusalem as an international zone

    Why? The Arab world has no claim on Jerusalem, none whatsoever.

    The only ones who should have a say about Jerusalem and Greater Israel are the Jews and the Romans.

    Good luck finding Romans in this day and age.

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    Tallulah growls and barks:

    For those whose minds haven’t been resurfaced by Teflon, here’s a sobering tally.

    Israel by the Numbers, by Dennis Prager

    For the many readers who have requested a brief synopsis of the moral arguments in the Arab-Israeli conflict, I offer the following list of numerical data.

    Number of times Jerusalem is mentioned in the Hebrew Bible: over 700
    Number of times Jerusalem is mentioned in the Koran: Zero

    Number of Arab leaders who visited Jerusalem when it was under Arab rule (1948 to 1967): 1
    Number of Arab refugees who fled the land that became Israel: approximately 600,000
    Number of Jewish refugees who fled Arab countries: approximately 600,000
    Number of U.N. agencies that deal only with Palestinian refugees: 1
    Number of U.N. agencies that deal with all the other refugees in the world: 1

    Number of Jewish states that have existed on the land called Palestine: 3
    Number of Arab or Muslim states that have existed on the land called Palestine: Zero

    Number of terrorist attacks by Israelis or Jews since 1967: 1
    Number of terrorist attacks by Arabs or Muslims since 1967: thousands
    Percentage of Jews who have praised the Jewish terrorist: approximately 0.1
    Percentage of Palestinians who have praised Islamic terrorists: approximately 90

    Number of Jewish countries: 1
    Number of Jewish democracies: 1
    Number of Arab countries: 19
    Number of Arab democracies: Zero

    Number of Arab women killed annually by fathers and brothers in “honor killings”: thousands
    Number of Jewish women killed annually by fathers and brothers in “honor killings”: Zero

    Number of Christian or Jewish prayer services allowed in Saudi Arabia: Zero
    Number of Muslim prayer services allowed in Israel: unlimited

    Number of Arabs Israel allows to live in Arab settlements in Israel: 1,250,000
    Number of Jews Palestinian Authority allows to live in Jewish settlements in Palestinian Authority: Zero

    Percentage of U.N. Commission on Human Rights resolutions condemning an Arab country for human rights violations: Zero
    Percentage of U.N. Commission on Human Rights resolutions condemning Israel for human rights violations: 26
    Number of U.N. Security Council resolutions on the Middle East between 1948 and 1991: 175
    Number of these resolutions against Israel: 97
    Number of these resolutions against an Arab state: 4

    Number of Arab countries that have been members of the U.N. Security Council: 16
    Number of times Israel has been a member of the U.N. Security Council: Zero
    Number of U.N. General Assembly resolutions condemning Israel: 322
    Number of U.N. General Assembly resolutions condemning an Arab country: Zero

    Percentage of U.N. votes in which Arab countries voted with the United States in 2002: 16.6%
    Percentage of U.N. votes in which Israel voted with the United States in 2002: 92.6%

    Percentage of Middle East Studies professors who defend Zionism and Israel: approximately 1.
    Percentage of Middle East Studies professors who believe in diversity on college campuses: 100

    Percentage of people who argue that the Jewish state has no right to exist who also believe some other country has “no right to exist”: Zero
    Percentage of people who argue that, of all the countries in the world, only the Jewish state has no right to exist, and yet deny they are anti-Jewish: approximately 100

    Number of Muslims in the world: more than 1 billion
    Number of Muslim demonstrations against Islamic terror: approximately 2

    Dear Mr. Prager, I think you’ll forgive me for quoting you in full. :em04:

    By the way, please pass this on, or refer people to the Jewish World Review online for the original; I believe it’s still there.

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    Forgive the length, but DJ needs schooling

    1. Are you aware that the Disputed Territories never belonged to the ‘Palestinians’ and only came into Israeli possession as a result of the 1967 six day war in which Egypt, Jordan, Syria, and Lebanon all massed forces at Israel’s border in order to push the Jews into the sea?. The Arabs lost and Israel took control of the land. Do you agree that if the Koranimals don’t want to lose territory to Israel, then they shouldn’t start wars? Do you agree that there is justice that Israel, who as far back as 1948 has always sought peace with her far larger neighbors, should live in prosperity – making the desert bloom – while the residents of 19 adjacent Arab countries who are blessed with far more land as well as oil wealth live in their own feces?
    2. Did you know that the ‘Palestinians’ could have had their own country as far back as 1948 had they accepted the UN sponsored partition plan which gave Israel AND the Palestinians a countries of their own on land which Jews had lived on for thousands of years before Mohammed ever had a wet dream about virgins? The Arabs rejected the UN offer and went to war with the infant Israeli nation. The Arabs lost and have been whining about it ever since. Do you agree this is like a murderer who kills his parents and asks for special treatment since he is now an orphan?
    3. Can you tell us ANY Arab country which offers Jews the right to be citizens, vote, own property, businesses, be a part of the government or have ANY of the rights which Israeli Arabs enjoy? Any Arab country which gives those rights to Christians? How about to other Arabs? Wouldnt you just LOVE to be a citizen of Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Iran, or Syria?
    4. Since as many Jews (approximately 600- 850,000) were kicked out of Arab countries as were Arabs who left present day Israel (despite being literally begged to stay), why should Arabs be permitted to return to Israel if Jews aren’t allowed to set foot in Arab countries? Can you explain why Arabs can worship freely in Israel but Jews would certainly be hung from street lamps after having their intestines devoured by an Arab mob if they so much as entered an Arab country?
    5. Israel resettled and absorbed all of the Jews from Arab countries who wished to become Israelis. Why haven’t any Arab countries offered to resettle Arabs who were displaced from Israel, leaving them to rot for 60 years in squalid refugee camps? And why are those refugee camps still there? Could it be that the billions of dollars that the UNWRA has sent there goes to terrorist groups like Hamas, Islamic Jihad, El Aqsa Martyrs Brigade, or Hezbollah? How did Yassir Arafat achieve his $300 million in wealth? Why aren’t these funds distributed for humanitarian use?
    6. Did you know that the Arabs in the disputed territories (conquered by Israel in the 1967 war which was started by Arabs) and who are not Israelis already have two countries right now? And that they are called Egypt and Jordan?
    7. If your complaint is about the security fence which Israel is finally building in the Disputed Territories, are you aware that it is built solely to keep the ‘brave’ Arab terrorists out so that they can no longer self detonate on busses, in dining halls or pizzerias and kill Jewish grandmothers and schoolchildren? Why are the Arabs so brave when they target unarmed civilians but even when they outnumber their opponents they get their sandy asses kicked all the way to Mecca when they are faced with Jewish soldiers? Why do Arab soldiers make the French look like super heroes?
    8. Please explain why you are so concerned about Arabs, who possess 99% of the land in this region and are in control of the world’s greatest natural resource, which literally flows out of the ground? Can’t their brother muslims offer some of the surplus land and nature’s riches to the ‘Palestinians’? Or is it true that Arabs are willing to die right down to the last ‘Palestinian’?
    9. Why do you not exhibit the same level of concern for say, people in Saudi Arabia who are beheaded, subject to amputation, stoning, honor killing etc.? What about women who are denied any semblance of basic civil rights, including the right not to be treated as property for the entertainment and abuse of her father, brothers, or husbands? What about the Muslims in Sudan and Egypt who are still enslaved, or the women there whose genitalia are barbarically cut off? How about the oppression of Shiites by Sunnis, the gassing of the Kurds by Iraq, or the massacre of ‘Palestinians’ by Jordan (Black September)? Why doesn’t this concern you?
    10. Did you ever stop to wonder how much better off everyone in the region would be if Arabs stopped trying to kill Jews and destroy Israel? What would happen if the Israelis gave up their weapons and disarmed? Would they live to see the next day? But what would happen if the Arabs completely disarmed? You know the answer: They would all be AT PEACE! And if there is no war to rile them up, the Arabs would be forced to look at their own repressive, pre-medieval societies. Why would they want to do that when there are Jews to kill?
    11. Have you heard ?People who define themselves primarily by what they hate, rather than who they love, are doomed to failure and misery?? Can you see the parallels to the Arabs, who are blessed with land and oil, but still gladly train their children to kill themselves in order to kill Jews? Have you heard Golda Meir’s words to the effect of “There will be peace when the Arabs love their children more than they hate ours”? Why do the Arabs hate so much?

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Response to LC Gladiator @:
    The Arabs have been whining about the Jews since God picked Abraham over Lot in the Chosen People Sweepstakes.

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    LC Ogrrre growls and barks:

    Bibi should have said, “Fine. You want pre-1967 borders? So do we. We want the borders Israel had in 950 BC. So, Juggears, when do you plan to help implement those borders?” :em69:

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    KArnold growls and barks:

    In rejoinder, Bibi called upon Obama to return America to her pre-1845 borders. In a straw poll, 71% of Texans are not convinced that would be a bad thing after all.

    Here in California, I’m not thoroughly convinced that hasn’t already happened…

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    Grammar Czar growls and barks:

    Response to KArnold @:
    Seriously, I posted my response before I read yours. Too funny.

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    Grammar Czar growls and barks:

    irish19 says:

    The Arabs have been whining about the Jews since God picked Abraham over Lot in the Chosen People Sweepstakes.

    I’m pretty sure it was Abraham over Ishmael. 😎

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    LC LOBO growls and barks:

    Grammar Czar says:

    irish19 says:
    The Arabs have been whining about the Jews since God picked Abraham over Lot in the Chosen People Sweepstakes.
    I’m pretty sure it was Abraham over Ishmael.

    It was Issac over Ishmael. The son of the promise, not the son of the “married” woman.

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    KArnold growls and barks:

    Grammar Czar: proof positive that great minds do in fact think alike. And I think Israel should be required to roll their borders back, not to 1967, but 950 BC.

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    All I’m gonna say is..Bibi is HAWT!!!!! :em95: :em02:

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    Response to Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R @:
    Amen to that. And if there are still guys who look like THAT in Israel, I think I know where I am taking my graduation vacation. I am pretty sure not all IDF hotties are good boys, and many like to play! :em03:

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    sleeper growls and barks:


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    LC fxpcpa growls and barks:

    Perhaps in this article by Brett Stephens in today’s Opinion Journal some light can be shed on why the Won deserved a rhetorical backhand across the proverbial chops

    The nut of the argument in case the link doesn’t work.

    But Mr. Obama’s problem isn’t, as he supposes, that people aren’t paying close enough attention to him. On the contrary, they’ve noticed that on Thursday Mr. Obama called for Israel to make territorial concessions to some approximation of the ’67 lines before[emphasis in the article] an agreement is reached on the existential issues of refugees and Jerusalem

    Obama has for all intents and purposes undercut the Israeli position which is based on a statement in UN resolution 242 which addresses the to be determined borders as negotiable and not the de jure borders that existed in 1967 by making it sine qua non as opposed an issue to be negotiated.

    With friends like Obama you don’t need enemies. :em41:

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    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Not to worry folks, the Trans-Jordanians have made the 1967 borders controversy a moot point.

    …and jugears get torpedoed again. :em02:

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    LC Gladiator growls and barks:

    LC Robohobo says:

    People who thought like you became Sonderkommando quite willingly.

    Yes DJ would have been first in line,right behind George Soros, to become a sonderkommando