This fake Mexican being less Mexican than Lizzie “0.001%” Warren is American Indian:

Of course, in all fairness, the same could be said for Biff “Cruisin'” Kristol and any number of other “life long Republican” Cucklicans, so there’s that.

Speaking of Fauxcahontas, Slate is now all up in arms about the right’s “anger” at her for stepping on 1/1,024th of a rake:

Why the Elizabeth Warren DNA story has united the right in anger and mockery.

Sure, Slate. This is our “angry” face:

You’re dead on about the mockery, though.

Thatisall.

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VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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October 17, 2018 02:09

Hey, Slates half right, that’s a big improvement in their accuracy.
I say applaud them on their progress to being an actual news organization.

angrywebmaster
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October 17, 2018 05:01

Hmm, Speaking of Indians… Trump’s son Baron’s mother is Melania. She is from the Balkans. They were invaded centuries ago by Asians. Asians crossed the land bridge to become Indians.

Therefore, Baron Trump has more Indian blood in him then Lie-a-watha. :em01: :em05:

jdog43
jdog43
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October 18, 2018 10:19

Shit! I have that much Bantu. Does that qualify me for foodstamps?

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi
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October 18, 2018 15:21

Ha-ha-ha…Demo-rat is claiming victim status ’cause his mama is a fake Republican.
As to War-path Liewatha, I’m 1/512,000th the son of Adam and claim the right to SJW all y’all.
A pox on her lineage and soon to be legacy of shame.

angrywebmaster
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October 18, 2018 17:13

And, some words of wisdom from Tom Kratman. The Song of Lieawatha.
:em01: :em05:

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
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October 19, 2018 17:04

Princess Running Joke