This fake Mexican being less Mexican than Lizzie “0.001%” Warren is American Indian:
Beto O'Rourke touts support from his 'lifelong Republican' mom on the trail, but records reviewed by @KFile and @chrismassie show that she's voted in Democratic primaries in 15 of the last 17 primaries that’s she’s participated in.https://t.co/OR2lvqvRCs
— Nathan McDermott (@natemcdermott) October 16, 2018
Of course, in all fairness, the same could be said for Biff “Cruisin'” Kristol and any number of other “life long Republican” Cucklicans, so there’s that.
Speaking of Fauxcahontas, Slate is now all up in arms about the right’s “anger” at her for stepping on 1/1,024th of a rake:
Why the Elizabeth Warren DNA story has united the right in anger and mockery.
Sure, Slate. This is our “angry” face:
You’re dead on about the mockery, though.
Thatisall.
Hey, Slates half right, that’s a big improvement in their accuracy.
I say applaud them on their progress to being an actual news organization.
Hmm, Speaking of Indians… Trump’s son Baron’s mother is Melania. She is from the Balkans. They were invaded centuries ago by Asians. Asians crossed the land bridge to become Indians.
Therefore, Baron Trump has more Indian blood in him then Lie-a-watha.

Shit! I have that much Bantu. Does that qualify me for foodstamps?
Ha-ha-ha…Demo-rat is claiming victim status ’cause his mama is a fake Republican.
As to War-path Liewatha, I’m 1/512,000th the son of Adam and claim the right to SJW all y’all.
A pox on her lineage and soon to be legacy of shame.
And, some words of wisdom from Tom Kratman. The Song of Lieawatha.

Princess Running Joke
I have heard that due to this DNA test, The Aryan Nation is now backing Senator Elizabeth Warren for reelection to the United States Senate. LOL Angry!!! That one had me in stitches! Seriously, though. Even with my long and, I believe, unbroken string of Norse ancestors, I’m sort of getting envious. Clearly, Squaw Spreading Bull is more white than… Read more »