…and the head honcho of this latest eruption of Teh Stupid™ seems to have been raptured or something. At any rate, he’s not answering the phone.
Which sucks powerfully, as His Majesty was looking forward very much to calling him all night long, laughing like a demented hyena.
The Oakland, California, headquarters of the network of 66 U.S. stations was shuttered with a sign in the door that read “This Office is Closed. Sorry we missed you!”
Sorry, but that is so very much unimpressive compared to the classic bumper sticker saying “in case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned.”
Family Radio officials, with the help of supporters, had posted over 2,000 billboards around the country warning of a May 21 Judgment Day.
And we thank you so much for your contribution to the ailing economy.
Sheila Doan, 65, who has lived next door to Camping since 1971, said he is a good neighbor and that she is concerned about Camping and his wife, because of the attention his pronouncement has received.
“I’m concerned for them, that somebody would possibly do something stupid, you just don’t know in this world what’s going to happen,” she said.
Oh yes. All of us bitter-clingers are just dying to double-tap some loon because he made an utter fool of himself. Actually, we’re not. We’re quite content with laughing at his dumber-than-dirt arse.
Of course, some members of the multitude that he talked into parting with their lives’ savings might think otherwise now but, if that’s the case, our only response is “what goes around, comes around. Jackarse.”
Of course, the Roto-Rooters article we linked utterly fails to ask for comment from any actual Christians, preferring instead to interview a bunch of atheists busy stating how silly all of those G-d bothering loons are.
But hey, that’s what we expected.
Nothing must stand in the way of The Narrative™.
Keep the Earth clean, shoot a journalist.
Thatisall.
FamilyRadio.com is strangely…..dark today. Go figure.
Matthew 24:36 says it far better than I could.
Oh, and FOIST!!!!!
Open Thread? Anyone have any comments on that foreign policy nightmare that Bummer generated with Israel? Return to 67 borders?? “Right” of Return? How bout the fact that it was reported that Hillary advised BiBi of the content prior to the speech and that BiBi asked for those to be removed from the speech? How about BiBi’s response? That was… Read more »
They lost the real estate in a war,, get over it.
Anyone that supports “palistine” supports sharia.
Don’t believe me,, read tha’ damned paliswinian constitution,,
IF they win,, you can’t wear your peace sign anymo’,,
Response to LC TerribleTroy @:
Reference your last paragraph, look at His Vileness’s second to last paragraph.
Nothing especially not the truth can be allowed to disrupt “The Narrative!”
Sad and at times sickening but, it is the truth today!
Hey, it was a bachelor party, alright? And I must say, worth every penny.
If it DID happen, there’d be noone watching the Lexus dealership OR the liquor stores while everyone was panicking, PAAAAARTY!!!
P.S.
I couldn’t get them to work on my last post.
Of course the idiot who predicted Doomsday for today will refund alllllll the donations he got.
Right.
Right after Ogabe admits he isn’t all knowing.
You know, I remember I had this idiot who didnt want to be a customer because he said the world would end on May 21st. I still have dude’s email. Maybe I should write him back and remind him of his galactic stupidity (nicely mind you) and tell him he needs to advertise his business since we’re all still here?… Read more »
It appears their website over at FamilyRadio is getting bombed /w/ traffic …. it came PARTIALLY up and says ‘The Bible GUARANTEES it’ ‘May 21, 2011 .. Judgment Day!’
Maybe Judgment Day for him, perhaps?
Says it all doesn’t it?
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[Fixed it for you – DJ]
Oh, crap! They screwed up. It’s not trumpets, the Bible says TROMBONES.
What part of that do some of my fellow Christians don’t understand?
Prepare like every day will be your LAST day., that is what we all are supposed to do. (And reference the sleeping bridesmaids in the Good Book as well!)
And I actually feel sorry for him/ them. There is no room in my heart to mock.
I think a lot of us could say we wish Christ would hurry up and come back again already. 🙂
That’s where I’d place my wager.
Which sucks powerfully, as His Majesty was looking forward very much to calling him all night long, laughing like a demented hyena. Yeah, so was Anniee. But hey, Camping has enough to face on Monday when his show starts getting calls – I’ve heard people trying to set him straight and he never got the message. Always assuming he didn’t… Read more »
The Son of G_d did put in an appearance two days ago in Texas.
Here in Moscow on the Hudson, they reported this story as an “Oh, those Siwwy Chwistians!” story. No interviews with sane believers. And put a snippet of Camping saying, “You can go into any church ….” and cut to his nutty billboard.
Because, you know, all of us “Christianists,” as the Haters call us, are just batshit.
“No man will know the day or the hour of My coming” — You Know Who
Quite frankly, the apocalyptist freaks deserved to be taken for all they were worth (monetarily, because goodness knows they weren’t worth anything else). The whole Rapture mindset is predicated on two sick premises: 1) Looking forward to the end of the world, which despite the flaws of its people, is beautiful; 2) Enjoying the concept of the suffering of “heathens”… Read more »
The Son of G-D was also present in Atlantic City in 1908.
“Some people were just born to be bitch-slapped”. C’mon, Dave, cut him some slack. After all he IS from Staten Island! :
Shorpy is one of my favorite sites as well, one I check out everyday. I have downloaded hundreds of pictures from Shorpy over the last few years. The Kodachrome transparencies, especially, are absolutely fantastic.
To everyone interested in the “rapture” story – this is the BEST billboard ever created on the subject – I hope these show up all over the country:
http://cheezburger.com/Justacarolinian/lolz/View/4787712512 (Not sure about the caption, but the billboard is AWESOME)
Response to LC Gladiator @:
Because he provided the link, of course!
Seriously, what do you disbelieve in his comment?
Well seems his prediction was off by 5 months guys. It’s October 21st. You all still have time to buy a few billboards.
Response to Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R @:
Hells, no! I’m spending my money on hookers and blow.
*OOP* Game on again,folks, today he said it was just a miscalculation, it’s really OCTOBER21st. It must have been either

a misplaced decimal point, or he forgot to carry the 2!
Response to Jerry @:
I thought it would be more like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eieOoUUl9RY&feature=player_embedded