Wanna Buy a Boat?

Bob and Tom fans will get a kick out of that. For the rest of ya, if you have a little change left in your pocket after Ogabe’s done financing the First Wookie’s latest jaunt to Spain or wherever, I know where a ya can get a nice boat for those weekend fishing trips.

His Vileness will likely be in a video game induced coma, so consider this a Monday Open Thread.

 

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readerjp
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Isn’t it Tuesday? Anyhoo, since it’s an open thread, I’ll put this up. Barack Obama and his allies in Congress are now resorting to extortion when it comes to granting Amnesty to millions of illegal aliens. Their latest ploy? Give us Amnesty and then we’ll “talk” about constraining our out-of-control spending. Seriously… We couldn’t make this stuff up if we tried. According to the Washington Examiner: “[Senator Dick] Durbin told Senator Jon Kyl (R-AZ) on Fox Sunday News program that if the GOP passed the DREAM Act, Democrats would be more willing to talk about reducing the country’s spending habit.”… Read more »

Alan K. Henderson
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Will they have to rename the TV show Two And Three-Eighths Men?

In other news, am I the only one who sees irony in this?

Former German Chancellor Helmut Kohl was awarded the Henry A. Kissinger Prize by the American Academy in Berlin for his role in Germany’s reunification.

http://www.newsmax.com/InsideCover/BNTEAMS-BUSINESS-CONS-COS/2011/05/16/id/396577

There giving an award named after Kissinger to a guy who helped a nation transition AWAY from Communism? How do you say “bite me” in Vietnamese?

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
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Does the boat come with a trailer?

Cortillaen
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If you haven’t been watching the story of Cpl Guerena already, you should start. You should also be pissed.

FrankOK
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The “First Wookie” indeed!!

ROTFLMFAO!!

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Tallulah
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Good afternoon, Rotties. Here’s a little tidbit we should pass around far and wide. Proposed New Immigration Laws: Read to the bottom or you will miss the message… 1. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools. 2. All ballots will be in this nation’s language. 3. All government business will be conducted in our language. 4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here. 5. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office. 6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no… Read more »

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
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Interesting how the United States Secret Service is now monitoring Fox News … I guess Fox News is now considered a mortal threat to the President’s life?

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There are so many places you can go with this … not the least of which is the psychosis of ‘If you oppose The One, you’re an Enemy of the People

My wife actually forwarded me this, shes getting more Conservative by the day 🙂

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
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Tallulah says: Good afternoon, Rotties. Here’s a little tidbit we should pass around far and wide. Proposed New Immigration Laws: Read to the bottom or you will miss the message… 1. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools. 2. All ballots will be in this nation’s language. 3. All government business will be conducted in our language. 4. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here. 5. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office. 6. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food… Read more »

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
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Ok I need help from those in the know…..how does Cesar Chavez qualify for a cargo ship being named after him? I know he served in the Navy for 2 years, which Chávez described his experience in the Navy as “the two worst years of my life.” I guess I thought that they were named after Presidents, other notable politicians, war veterns, states, counties, or battles. The only exception I know of is that there is one named after Bob Hope, but he was made an honory vetern by congress back in the 90’s and he spent plenty of time… Read more »

LC Light29ID - The Imperial Asshole
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As if we didn’t have any fucking thing else to worry we have this shit. I knew those “Resident Evil” games would be good training:

CDC Warns Public to Prepare for ‘Zombie Apocalypse’

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
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LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E. says:

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Is it a Navy ship or a private carrier? If it’s Navy, purely political. If it’s private, their ship, they can name it anything they want. If it’s Navy though, guarantee ya the Socialist in Chief had a say.

It’s a Navy ship http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/05/18/ship.cesar.chavez/

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
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911 conspiracy whacksters are always looking for another angle. These ought’a keep ’em busy.

readerjp
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readerjp

As the Taliban gear up for a bold new offensive against U.S. forces, the group’s fighters strut and plot in plain sight, unmolested by the Pakistani army or police the Afghan Taliban’s military chief, a former Guantanamo inmate, had raced from meeting to meeting in and around his base of operations, the Pakistani city of Quetta. His aim was nothing less than to field the guerrillas’ entire fighting strength at once in a massive spring offensive code-named Operation Badar, in the hope of reversing U.S. forces’ recent battlefield successes in Afghanistan. “He is determined to activate every single Taliban for… Read more »

LC Xystus
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It’s a Navy ship http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/05/18/ship.cesar.chavez/

Hail Cesar! (Followed by Bronx cheer/raspberry)

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator

They call that a carrier????

see this
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LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E.
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This being an open thread and all…

we could take a lesson from Mexico.

emily_nelson
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How the mighty have fallen! England is selling HMS Ark Royal. That screeching sound you hear is that of Winston Churchill,and all the men that created Great Britain’s Navy,, revolving in their graves.