A Pity He Missed the Remake of Psycho

But maybe they’ll do it once again, just for him.

Looks like somebody finally got around to shit-canning Peter Strzok, the pathological liar extraordinaire of the FIB, who then immediately started a GoFundMe campaign for himself because obviously he hasn’t quite had enough of other people’s money yet.

It must be his “insurance policy” against ever getting so low on funds that he’ll have to shop among those horrid, “smelly Walmart people” that this paragon of “Fidelity”, “Bravery” and “Integrity.” (If you had any idea how much trouble it was to type that without laughing, vomiting or both…)

Not that he really needs one. The only real question about his future now is whether PMSNBC or FNN will pick him up first. Our money is on PMSNBC. There is just no way that the egos of Strzok and Acosta can ever be in the same building without causing the universe as we know it to collapse upon itself.

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Azygos
Azygos

From my exhaustive research, (ahem) he will probably pull in somewhere between two and three million in retirement plus medical/dental for life. The appropriate retirement would have been for the Sergeant at Arms to take him out back and shoot him in the back of the head and bill his mistress for the bullet.

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Rather timely. I’d been thinking we should select just the right shot of Smirkin’ Peter & encourage posting it as the face of Big Government–or maybe Big Brother.

Terrapod
Terrapod

Just dusted off (literally) my 1918 volume of Chambers Etymological dictionary and looked up some definitions: Sedition: Insurrection: any offense against the state next to treason. False Witness: Deceptive of deceiving: untruthful: unfaithful to obligations Lying: Addicted to telling lies, the habit of telling lies. Collusion: a secret agreement to to deceive. Insurrection: open and active opposition to the execution… Read more »

TravisTX
TravisTX

The word that describes that face is: SMARMY.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

That’s the last face an eight year old boy sees before he gets chloroformed.

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

He needs a GoFµ¢%Me page.

Terrapod
Terrapod

You want spin? Take a look at the NY Slimes headline: August 15, 2018 NY Times: Trump Revokes Former C.I.A. Chief’s Security Clearance “In a remarkable attack on a political opponent, President Trump stripped the security clearance of John O. Brennan, the former C.I.A. director under President Barack Obama. Mr. Brennan has become a frequent critic of Mr. Trump, often… Read more »

Terrapod
Terrapod

Headline news: A young American couple quit their jobs to bike across central Asia. The couple, Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan, were posting about their adventures online. Jay wrote that “evil is a make-believe concept” in one of his last posts. The couple wanted to share their open heartedness with all of the people they met on their journey. They… Read more »