Since even you lowly peasants of the Empire deserve some good news.

It appears that one should stock up on RoundUp futures. The lackluster, and that’s as much of a British Understatement as calling a public restroom “unsanitary”, GOP field of hopefuls appears to be withering away in a most satisfactory fashion.

First we learned that Mike Fuckindweeb apparently isn’t running for President after all — after he milked the mystery for all of the ratings he could possibly get — which made us sigh a sigh of relief that surely caused at least a minor hurricane in China. We can hope, anyway.

Then we learned that Mr. Combover, aka “The Donald”, apparently isn’t going to play Ross Perot to Ogabe’s Clinton in 2012. Again, a massive sigh of relief from the Imperial Capital. Don’t get us wrong, we like Mr. Trump and found it highly amusing to see how the lawn jockey Mr. Gutsy in the White House jumped when he, for the first time, was faced with a pissed-off American who didn’t decide to roll over because Rick Moran and Allahpundit, not to mention the rest of the RINO posse, told him he wasn’t being “helpful”. But a presidential candidate he’s not.

And finally we found out that Newt Gingrich picked up the political equivalent of a Mossberg, shoved the barrel in his mouth and pulled the trigger with his toe when he declared himself fully in favor of forcing Americans to buy health insurance and, in the process, labeled the only sane and actually effective proposal for getting us out of our current financial quagmire, Paul Ryan’s plan, “radical” and offered instead, showing his true allegiance to the GOP RINO pissant milquetoast brigades, to kick the can a bit further down the road.

The only downside to this is that Allahpundit is now going to have a hard time figuring out which stock photo to jack off to after he plasters it all over Hot Air. Mittens or Newtie?

There’s this setting in your browser where you can tell it to block out pictures. Try it. It has made it possible for us, once again, to enjoy Hot Air.

But we digress.

Actually, we have this sinister, tin-foil hat conspiracy theory that Allahpundit is really trying to turn us off RINOs by constantly posting their grinning, smug, self-adoring mugs at least 27 times a day. If so, he’s quite successful.

Seriously. It could work. Think “A Clockwork Orange”. We know it’s working on us already. The mere sight of Mittens “OgabeCare” Romney makes us think of napalm being sprayed over little adorable puppies at this point. And, worst of all, it turns us ON!

Anyway. It’s been a good week for getting rid of the more bothersome RINO loons.

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
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May 17, 2011 03:56

Speaking of Hot Air. Have you seen a picture of their newest hire? :em95:

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
Admin
May 17, 2011 07:04

Pretty strong rumors that Bachman will announce soon. Can you imagine a Bachman/West ticket?

Moonbat cranial goo galore! :em93:

Light29ID
Light29ID
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May 17, 2011 07:05

PALIN/BACHMAN 2012

They’re just waiting it out until all the other idjets either quit or take an UZI and blow holes in thier feet on full auto. Just look at Newt and Mittens and Paul, and doing it so quickly it won’t take long.

And that’s a good thing. Martha

Light29ID
Light29ID
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May 17, 2011 07:13

And for something completely off-topic. It seems the Govenator couldn’t keep his Predator zippered in his SkyNet.

Schwarzenegger Fathered Child With Household Staff Member

LC Jackboot IC/A
Admin
May 17, 2011 07:18

Romney makes us think of napalm being sprayed over little adorable puppies at this point. Hey we need equal opportunity here. I was thinking puppies AND kittens, with a few bunnies thrown in, to get all the Cute Critters in on the pyre. The only downside to this is that Allahpundit is now going to have a hard time figuring… Read more »

Terrapod
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May 17, 2011 07:54

Now if we can only dump Ron Paul, nice guy but has a few important screws loose up in his skull, then make sure Christie stays on the job in NJ, keep Romney lashed to OBongo care then keep Jeb Bush away from the limelight, maybe a better quality of candidate will surface….. Herman Cain maybe? The more I hear… Read more »

Library Czar
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May 17, 2011 10:01

DJ

:em99: :em99: :em99:

LC Panzermann
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May 17, 2011 10:14

Totally OT

but what in blazes is going on in Idiana ? Drinking water trouble or something ?

LC Panzermann
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May 17, 2011 10:15

argh, forgot to close them tags

LC Panzermann
Guest
May 17, 2011 10:15

OK, now I am officially in need of a drink…

http://michellemalkin.com/2011/05/14/indiana-supreme-court/

LC FORGER - Monster Hunter
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May 17, 2011 10:51

Terrapod sez – “I like the Barracuda but fear she will be savaged down to hamburger by the cornered feral MSM.” In their rabid frenzy to protect their almost a god, Teh iWon, Jugears Clusterfuck McOverpar, the MFM is gonna do this to ANYONE that gets the GOP nomination. Oh they’ll play nice and suck up ’til they get the… Read more »

lc purple raider
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May 17, 2011 16:55

THIS current gas price gouging is being done by Wall Street, and George Soros who have millions of barrels of oil they are sitting on while they drive the price up through speculation. So what is wrong with speculation on futures prices? Nothing, if the requirement to actually put the money up to buy and actually PAY for that commodity.… Read more »

Qoheleth
Qoheleth
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May 17, 2011 18:44

Bumper sticker coming soon to your neighborhood:

BACHMANN / WEST OVERDRIVE 2012
“You Ain’t Seen Nothin’ Yet”

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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May 17, 2011 19:53

Response to KArnold @:
:em01: Love it!

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper
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May 17, 2011 20:47

Soros doesn’t own millions of barrels of oil, ya galoot.

He is invested in Petrobras among other energy holdings.

Lizard, G.L.O.R.
Lizard, G.L.O.R.
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May 17, 2011 21:26

Newt realizing he fucked up by attacking Ryan’s plan, called him to apologize. I still like Paul’s initial response “with friends like that who needs the left”.

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451
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May 20, 2011 07:21

“Amazing how those hitherto utterly unknown brothers all of a sudden take the role of HalliCheneyBushBurton after it was found out that they donated a couple of grand to a governor who pissed the public employee unions off.” Jeez, I love sanity. And yeah, the speculation – corporations, while being vested with certain power/status by the government that they weren’t… Read more »

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451
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May 20, 2011 07:33

Also, speaking of Newt, Bill Bennett absolutely DEMOLISHED him on the radio – :em58: Enjoy: http://www.ihatethemedia.com/newt-gingrich-must-regret-going-on-bill-bennett-radio-show :em72:

LC Anniee451
LC Anniee451
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May 20, 2011 07:37

Sorry – Gingrich has since actually stated that any ad which quotes what he said Sunday is a falsehood. Holy hell, talk about imploding – declare candidacy, say something absolutely idiotic, destroy own candidacy (2 days later), get whipped like a cur by own friends, deny ever saying it, candidacy double- and triple-destroyed. He sure didn’t want it much. http://www.ihatethemedia.com/newt-gingrich-what-i-said-sunday-is-a-falsehood… Read more »