Since even you lowly peasants of the Empire deserve some good news.
It appears that one should stock up on RoundUp futures. The lackluster, and that’s as much of a British Understatement as calling a public restroom “unsanitary”, GOP field of hopefuls appears to be withering away in a most satisfactory fashion.
First we learned that Mike Fuckindweeb apparently isn’t running for President after all — after he milked the mystery for all of the ratings he could possibly get — which made us sigh a sigh of relief that surely caused at least a minor hurricane in China. We can hope, anyway.
Then we learned that Mr. Combover, aka “The Donald”, apparently isn’t going to play Ross Perot to Ogabe’s Clinton in 2012. Again, a massive sigh of relief from the Imperial Capital. Don’t get us wrong, we like Mr. Trump and found it highly amusing to see how the lawn jockey Mr. Gutsy in the White House jumped when he, for the first time, was faced with a pissed-off American who didn’t decide to roll over because Rick Moran and Allahpundit, not to mention the rest of the RINO posse, told him he wasn’t being “helpful”. But a presidential candidate he’s not.
And finally we found out that Newt Gingrich picked up the political equivalent of a Mossberg, shoved the barrel in his mouth and pulled the trigger with his toe when he declared himself fully in favor of forcing Americans to buy health insurance and, in the process, labeled the only sane and actually effective proposal for getting us out of our current financial quagmire, Paul Ryan’s plan, “radical” and offered instead, showing his true allegiance to the GOP RINO pissant milquetoast brigades, to kick the can a bit further down the road.
The only downside to this is that Allahpundit is now going to have a hard time figuring out which stock photo to jack off to after he plasters it all over Hot Air. Mittens or Newtie?
There’s this setting in your browser where you can tell it to block out pictures. Try it. It has made it possible for us, once again, to enjoy Hot Air.
But we digress.
Actually, we have this sinister, tin-foil hat conspiracy theory that Allahpundit is really trying to turn us off RINOs by constantly posting their grinning, smug, self-adoring mugs at least 27 times a day. If so, he’s quite successful.
Seriously. It could work. Think “A Clockwork Orange”. We know it’s working on us already. The mere sight of Mittens “OgabeCare” Romney makes us think of napalm being sprayed over little adorable puppies at this point. And, worst of all, it turns us ON!
Anyway. It’s been a good week for getting rid of the more bothersome RINO loons.