How You Got Trump

Part the eleventh million or so, because we really gave up counting a long time ago.

Politico’s Marc Caputo has since deleted the tweet. We can’t imagine why. Seriously, we can’t. It’s not like we, the people that they’re most definitely not the enemy of, if their histrionic eruptions whenever that term for them is being used are to be believed, don’t already know how they think of us.

And poor little Jimmy Acosta, who just can’t understand all of this distaste for him and his like.

It’s all so confusing! How can people that he and his barely sentient presstitute colleagues have spent their entire careers calling ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters possibly ever get the notion that his posse of barely-functional illiterates inhabiting the “press” aren’t their friends or even, gasp, might be their enemies?

Don’t those ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters understand that “ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters” are terms of endearment or, at the very least, objective, unbiased, utterly fair descriptions of anybody who doesn’t worship at the altar of Princess Pungent B.O.?

He’s right about one thing, though. That kind of demonizing people you don’t agree with, like calling them ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters, might end up getting people hurt.

We’ve seen plenty of examples of that. Oddly enough, however, the people getting hurt have all been people that the presstitutes call ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters.

Just ask Rep. Scalise.

Or any number of peaceful Trump supporters having been beat up with bike locks, bricks, molotov cocktails etc.

We suspect that it might also, eventually, lead to other people getting hurt as well.

Such as the ones calling people not agreeing with them “ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters”.

We’re not there yet.

You better pray, Jimmy-boy, that it doesn’t get to that point, or you’re going to need a whole lot more than your biweekly mani-pedi to fix your looks back up to the point where your own mom might recognize you.

You might also want to make sure that you really like the picture on your driver’s license. That’s all your plastic surgeon will have to work with, after all.

You can start praying now.

Or you can just cut out the bullshit, because we ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters have just about had enough of you and yours.

Thatisall.

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irish19
irish19

We’re not there yet.

But you can just about hear it in the distance.

Terrapod
Terrapod

This is making the rounds, can’t say I disagree with any of it. Like many citizens, I’ve wondered and tried hard to understand why Trump has such a remarkable following. Then a friend sent me this raccoon story. It makes no difference about your political leanings, this is just a good explanation of WHY. If you really want to know… Read more »

LC Mike in Chi
LC Mike in Chi

The NewYorkTimesNews You Can Imagine, is going the full Monti with this. They got this triggered hellion spewing a $hitstorm of tweetys, like: #CancelWhitePeople, “Dumba** f***ing white people marking up the internet with their opinions like dogs pissing on a fire hydrant”, “Oh man it’s kind of sick how much joy I get out of being cruel to old white… Read more »

irish19
irish19

Terrapod @ #:
Absolutely dead nuts on. Well said!!

Terrapod
Terrapod

#19 Irish

Applause goes to some unknown author, but agree that he or she has described the situation admirably.

There was an old movie I recall named “They shoot the horses, don’t they?” , high time that this be applied to “raccoons” too.

irish19
irish19

Terrapod @ #:
Absolutely agree. The rabid ones need to be put down; the others trapped and relocated far, far away.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Irish, they’re all rabid, put them all down.

Radical Redneck
Radical Redneck
Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Jake Lingle Memorial Prizes – keep administering them until reporters either get the message or go the way of the dodo.