How You Got Trump

Part the eleventh million or so, because we really gave up counting a long time ago.

Politico’s Marc Caputo has since deleted the tweet. We can’t imagine why. Seriously, we can’t. It’s not like we, the people that they’re most definitely not the enemy of, if their histrionic eruptions whenever that term for them is being used are to be believed, don’t already know how they think of us.

And poor little Jimmy Acosta, who just can’t understand all of this distaste for him and his like.

It’s all so confusing! How can people that he and his barely sentient presstitute colleagues have spent their entire careers calling ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters possibly ever get the notion that his posse of barely-functional illiterates inhabiting the “press” aren’t their friends or even, gasp, might be their enemies?

Don’t those ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters understand that “ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters” are terms of endearment or, at the very least, objective, unbiased, utterly fair descriptions of anybody who doesn’t worship at the altar of Princess Pungent B.O.?

He’s right about one thing, though. That kind of demonizing people you don’t agree with, like calling them ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters, might end up getting people hurt.

We’ve seen plenty of examples of that. Oddly enough, however, the people getting hurt have all been people that the presstitutes call ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters.

Just ask Rep. Scalise.

Or any number of peaceful Trump supporters having been beat up with bike locks, bricks, molotov cocktails etc.

We suspect that it might also, eventually, lead to other people getting hurt as well.

Such as the ones calling people not agreeing with them “ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters”.

We’re not there yet.

You better pray, Jimmy-boy, that it doesn’t get to that point, or you’re going to need a whole lot more than your biweekly mani-pedi to fix your looks back up to the point where your own mom might recognize you.

You might also want to make sure that you really like the picture on your driver’s license. That’s all your plastic surgeon will have to work with, after all.

You can start praying now.

Or you can just cut out the bullshit, because we ignorant, toothless, cousin-fucking, knuckle-dragging, spaghetti-monster-in-the-sky-worshipping, superstitious, Nazi, fascist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, everything-phobic, murderous, rapist monsters have just about had enough of you and yours.

Thatisall.

9 comments

  1. 1
    irish19 growls and barks:

    We’re not there yet.

    But you can just about hear it in the distance.

  2. 2
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    This is making the rounds, can’t say I disagree with any of it.

    Like many citizens, I’ve wondered and tried hard to understand why Trump has such a remarkable following. Then a friend sent me this raccoon story. It makes no difference about your political leanings, this is just a good explanation of WHY.

    If you really want to know how the majority of people feel? And this applies to both democrats and republicans, read below, it says it all.

    You’ve been on vacation for two weeks, you come home, and your basement is infested with raccoons. Hundreds of rabid, messy, mean raccoons have overtaken your basement. You want them gone immediately. You call the city, 4 different exterminators, but nobody can handle the job. But there is this one guy and he guarantees you to get rid of them, so you hire him. You don’t care if the guy smells, you don’t care if the guy swears, you don’t care if he’s an alcoholic, you don’t care how many times he’s been married, you don’t care if he has a plumber’s crack, you simply want those raccoons gone! You want your problem fixed! He’s the guy. He’s the best. Period !

    Here’s why we want Trump, yes he’s a bit of an ass, yes he’s an egomaniac, but we don’t care. The country is a mess because politicians stink, the Republicans and Democrats can be two-faced & gutless, and illegals are everywhere. We want it all fixed! We don’t care that Trump is crude, we don’t care that he insults people, we don’t care that he has changed positions, we don’t care that he’s been married 3 times, we don’t care that he fights with Megyn Kelly and Rosie O’Donnell, we don’t care that he doesn’t know the name of some Muslin terrorist.

    This country is weak, bankrupt, our enemies are making fun of us, we are being invaded by illegals, we are becoming a nation of victims where every Tom, Ricardo, and Hasid is a special group with special rights to a point where we don’t even recognize the country we were born and raised in; “AND WE JUST WANT IT FIXED” and Trump is the only guy who seems to understand what the people want.

    We’re sick of politicians, sick of the Democratic Party, Republican Party, and sick of illegals. We just want this thing fixed. Trump may not be a saint, but he doesn’t have lobbyist money holding him, he doesn’t have political correctness restraining him, all you know is that he has been very successful, a good negotiator, he has built a lot of things, and he’s also not a politician, he’s not a cowardly politician. And he says he’ll fix it. And we believe him because he is too much of an egotist to be proven wrong or looked at and called a liar. Also, we don’t care if the guy has bad hair. We just want those raccoons gone, out of our houses and lives, and RIGHT NOW!

    You are welcome to pass this on. I feel this is why thousands of people who haven’t voted in 25 years are getting involved.

    It’s high time the damned raccoons have to go!!!

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    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    The NewYorkTimesNews You Can Imagine, is going the full Monti with this. They got this triggered hellion spewing a $hitstorm of tweetys, like:

    #CancelWhitePeople, “Dumba** f***ing white people marking up the internet with their opinions like dogs pissing on a fire hydrant”, “Oh man it’s kind of sick how much joy I get out of being cruel to old white men”

    WaPo doesn’t bite on that female hound’s yipping in the wind:

    If the New York Times is interested in some kind of edgy re-branding by hiring a person who spews vile, anti-white bigotry, good for them, I suppose. It’s their right. It’s their company.

    But, let’s not forget that the politically correct culture we live in that makes any kind of dangerous or provocative commentary verboten and worthy of advertiser boycotts was created by Ms. Jeong’s new colleagues on the New York Times editorial board. These are their rules, not the rules of libertarian-minded conservatives.

    We live in a world where conservative voices are silenced and riots are started on college campuses over the scheduling of right-of-center speeches. Speeches delivered by the meek likes of Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson.

    Jordan Peterson. The man is a Canadian. I mean, who’s ever been intimidated by a Canadian (not including hockey players.)

    Where the entirety of these speeches that are found worthy of violence and censorship is merely a respectful and erudite recitation of conservative principles and values. No epithets. No calls for violence. No name calling. Just conservative ideas.

    And that is worthy of a riot.

    And here we have what can only be described as racist, threatening, demeaning (dare I say “triggering?”) views and they are not just tolerated and accepted they are celebrated and elevated.

    If the New York Times pretends they knew nothing about these tweets when they elevated Ms. Jeong to their editorial board they will be admitting that they are the stupidest, most irresponsible and naive media organization in the 21st century. How do you not vet a potential hire in the media world without checking their digital and social media footprint?

    If they claim they knew but they embrace the diverse voice of Ms. Jeong regardless of her volatile language, then so be it. At least we know where we all stand with each other.

    “We best hang together or we’ll hang side by side separately.” (quote deliberately skewed from B. Franklin)
    Terrapod:Terrapod says:

    We just want those raccoons gone, out of our houses and lives, and RIGHT NOW!

    Momma told me not to feed the ‘coons; “They’ll just keep coming back for more, with their families and palls in tow”.
    “But mom “, I said, ” the neighbors have been feeding them for years. look how many come around every night”
    .”We’ll just have to take that with a grain of salt,” she tells me, “they’re well baited for the cull “.

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Terrapod @ #:
    Absolutely dead nuts on. Well said!!

  5. 5
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    #19 Irish

    Applause goes to some unknown author, but agree that he or she has described the situation admirably.

    There was an old movie I recall named “They shoot the horses, don’t they?” , high time that this be applied to “raccoons” too.

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Terrapod @ #:
    Absolutely agree. The rabid ones need to be put down; the others trapped and relocated far, far away.

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Irish, they’re all rabid, put them all down.

  8. 8
    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    ” rel=”nofollow”>Word of the day!

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Jake Lingle Memorial Prizes – keep administering them until reporters either get the message or go the way of the dodo.