Oh Sod off, You Bloody Wankers

The Imperial Firearms Advisor found this little nugget and mused that His Imperial Majesty might be, shall we say “enthused” about the contents (he didn’t quite put it in those diplomatic terms but, then again, he rarely ever does and we love him all the more for it).

The article from which it comes is a pile of pearl-clutching wankery of the lowest order, however.

Juicy pomegranates are piled outside the entrance to a supermarket in Norrebro, a district of Copenhagen. There are queues of customers at the till most of the day and into the early hours, buying Middle Eastern pastries, exotic fruit, dates and ice-cream which remind them of home.

Yet beside the pomegranates is a deep hole in the metal door frame. It was made one night by a bullet fired from a 9mm pistol by a member of a drug gang guarding his trading pitch near by.

Ismail Schbaita, a 55-year-old originally from Palestine who helps runs the supermarket, remembers the chilling moment last March only too well. ‘The gunman was high on drugs. Luckily, his bullet missed the staff and the customers. Gangs are always shooting each other around here.’

For Norrebro is a dangerous area of the Danish capital. A stone’s throw from the supermarket is the city’s most notorious housing estate, Mjolnerparken, where mothers told me this week they are afraid to let their children walk to the sweet shop alone because of the knifings and shootings.

Mjolnerparken, with its drab apartment blocks and shabby streets, has been categorised as a ghetto by the Danish Government.

The crackdown on ghettos — a word with awful Nazi overtones, to which the Danish policymakers seem oblivious — is a centrepiece of [Inger Stojberg, Integration Minister]’s legislative reforms.

Clutch pearls in 3…2…1…

Never mind that the neighborhood has been “vibrantly diversified and enriched” by drive by shootings to the point where children aren’t allowed out on their own.

They said… They said… Oh my! They said “ghetto!”

In order to clarify, we have much more colorful terms for such cesspits of violence as well. “Ghetto” belongs to the more neutral terms when used to describe them. And no, we won’t change that.

We leave the idiotic constant changing of words and their meanings every single time some snowflake gets its feewings hurt to the more effeminate and noodle-spined societies of the world, such as the English.

And don’t bloody dare to presume that the people of a nation who was occupied by the bloody Nazis for five damnable years during World War 2 don’t get to use the word as we see fit. Not to mention that we do NOT appreciate your not-so-subtle insinuation that said use of the word “ghetto” makes all Danes Literally Hitler.

Do one, you fucking smarmy cowardly wankers on your “island fortress”, spreading your cheeks to the Saracen with unmanly fervor while ignoring the mass rape of your little children by same. We thought we taught you at least once already what happens when you piss off the Viking. Do you REALLY want to be reminded, you puling, wobbly-kneed scraelings? Why don’t you just bugger off to clutch the sad remains of your national pride while Mohammed reams you so hard up the Khyber that you taste shit in the back of your throats.

After all, you do it so very, very well.

We should know. We started the practice at Lindisfarne, after all.

Perhaps it’s just that you miss being raped by actual men.

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Eurostan is a total loss. Pull our troops out and let them burn. Eastern Europe may still have a chance if they can slip the stranglehold of the Battling Bureaucrats of Brussels.

Virago
Virago

I live in the lap of liberal lunacy, Santa Cruz CA. But even here, the few conservatives are getting riled at the stupidity all around.

I thought I would share an opinion piece I found with the Rotties

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2018/07/23/conservatives-reject-unilateral-disarmament-in-the-face-of-liberal-social-fascism-n2502684

Terrapod
Terrapod

Dang Virago, don’t know who those guys are, but spot on. The old fight fire with fire meme works for me, with enough singed assholes butts, maybe the left with re-think things, but I am not holding my breath. Total defeat and capitulation (i.e. death of sufficient numbers) of the enemy is the only thing that stops this nonsense, permanently… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

Since the day he arrived, he has clung to his roots. He sent his son to an Arabic school in Copenhagen until it was closed by the Government, which accused some staff of having links to terrorism. ‘The Government was wrong,’ says Jaber. ‘It was a good school where Hassan was taught in the Arabic language, not Danish, and he… Read more »

Terrapod
Terrapod

Mildly off topic, but may we have some schadenfreude applause? Apologies for the source, it is AFP, so it may be fake news. Still it warrants at least a smirk.

https://www.afp.com/en/news/23/record-207-environmental-activists-killed-last-year-doc-17w0491

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

207 killed, well it’s a start.

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

They don’t want to be there? Indeed, Sire, the answer is GTFO! I’ve missed popping in here.