Oh Sod off, You Bloody Wankers

The Imperial Firearms Advisor found this little nugget and mused that His Imperial Majesty might be, shall we say “enthused” about the contents (he didn’t quite put it in those diplomatic terms but, then again, he rarely ever does and we love him all the more for it).

The article from which it comes is a pile of pearl-clutching wankery of the lowest order, however.

Juicy pomegranates are piled outside the entrance to a supermarket in Norrebro, a district of Copenhagen. There are queues of customers at the till most of the day and into the early hours, buying Middle Eastern pastries, exotic fruit, dates and ice-cream which remind them of home.

Yet beside the pomegranates is a deep hole in the metal door frame. It was made one night by a bullet fired from a 9mm pistol by a member of a drug gang guarding his trading pitch near by.

Ismail Schbaita, a 55-year-old originally from Palestine who helps runs the supermarket, remembers the chilling moment last March only too well. ‘The gunman was high on drugs. Luckily, his bullet missed the staff and the customers. Gangs are always shooting each other around here.’

For Norrebro is a dangerous area of the Danish capital. A stone’s throw from the supermarket is the city’s most notorious housing estate, Mjolnerparken, where mothers told me this week they are afraid to let their children walk to the sweet shop alone because of the knifings and shootings.

Mjolnerparken, with its drab apartment blocks and shabby streets, has been categorised as a ghetto by the Danish Government.

The crackdown on ghettos — a word with awful Nazi overtones, to which the Danish policymakers seem oblivious — is a centrepiece of [Inger Stojberg, Integration Minister]’s legislative reforms.

Clutch pearls in 3…2…1…

Never mind that the neighborhood has been “vibrantly diversified and enriched” by drive by shootings to the point where children aren’t allowed out on their own.

They said… They said… Oh my! They said “ghetto!”

In order to clarify, we have much more colorful terms for such cesspits of violence as well. “Ghetto” belongs to the more neutral terms when used to describe them. And no, we won’t change that.

We leave the idiotic constant changing of words and their meanings every single time some snowflake gets its feewings hurt to the more effeminate and noodle-spined societies of the world, such as the English.

And don’t bloody dare to presume that the people of a nation who was occupied by the bloody Nazis for five damnable years during World War 2 don’t get to use the word as we see fit. Not to mention that we do NOT appreciate your not-so-subtle insinuation that said use of the word “ghetto” makes all Danes Literally Hitler.

Do one, you fucking smarmy cowardly wankers on your “island fortress”, spreading your cheeks to the Saracen with unmanly fervor while ignoring the mass rape of your little children by same. We thought we taught you at least once already what happens when you piss off the Viking. Do you REALLY want to be reminded, you puling, wobbly-kneed scraelings? Why don’t you just bugger off to clutch the sad remains of your national pride while Mohammed reams you so hard up the Khyber that you taste shit in the back of your throats.

After all, you do it so very, very well.

We should know. We started the practice at Lindisfarne, after all.

Perhaps it’s just that you miss being raped by actual men.



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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Eurostan is a total loss. Pull our troops out and let them burn. Eastern Europe may still have a chance if they can slip the stranglehold of the Battling Bureaucrats of Brussels.

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    Virago growls and barks:

    I live in the lap of liberal lunacy, Santa Cruz CA. But even here, the few conservatives are getting riled at the stupidity all around.

    I thought I would share an opinion piece I found with the Rotties


  3. 3
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Dang Virago, don’t know who those guys are, but spot on.

    The old fight fire with fire meme works for me, with enough singed assholes butts, maybe the left with re-think things, but I am not holding my breath.

    Total defeat and capitulation (i.e. death of sufficient numbers) of the enemy is the only thing that stops this nonsense, permanently or at least for a very long time. This applies to all variations of leftism, including the disease from the M.E.

    Holger Danske, Jan Sobieski, you are needed once more.

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    LCBren growls and barks:

    Since the day he arrived, he has clung to his roots. He sent his son to an Arabic school in Copenhagen until it was closed by the Government, which accused some staff of having links to terrorism.

    ‘The Government was wrong,’ says Jaber. ‘It was a good school where Hassan was taught in the Arabic language, not Danish, and he learnt the Koran. He speaks Arabic at home and has no Danish friends, and I am pleased about that. I don’t want him to learn from them bad things, the swearing, the low moral code of Denmark.

    ‘This society is too lax. I will do anything to avoid my son learning the values of Denmark.’

    Note to Danish authorities

    Deport this ungrateful Mooselimb cunt first.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LCBren says:

    ‘This society is too lax. I will do anything to avoid my son learning the values of Denmark.’

    Anything? You know what would absolutely guaran-fucking-TEE that your son would never learn the values of the country that you voluntarily moved your ungrateful arse to?

    Getting the fuck OUT, that’s what. The borders are open, now do a runner, you mooselimb waste of skin!

    Yeah, I noticed that demented subhuman piece of shite too.

  6. 6
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Mildly off topic, but may we have some schadenfreude applause? Apologies for the source, it is AFP, so it may be fake news. Still it warrants at least a smirk.


  7. 7
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    207 killed, well it’s a start.

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    They don’t want to be there? Indeed, Sire, the answer is GTFO! I’ve missed popping in here.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E. says:

    They don’t want to be there? Indeed, Sire, the answer is GTFO! I’ve missed popping in here.

    And I’ve missed having you and the rest of the gang around too. That, however, is entirely my own fault. Not much fun in hanging around a place where the only sound is that of tumbleweeds rolling by. I’m sorry about that.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    207 killed, well it’s a start.

    I found myself wondering just how many of those got themselves Corrie’d. A bag of flesh and bones doesn’t stand much of a chance against a bulldozer, as St. Pancake can attest to. Or could, if she still had a pulse.