Dumbest Thing We’ve Seen All Day

Yes, we’re a bit buried here, but just to put something out there, there’s this, which we stole shamelessly from LC & IB Bill:

We’re going to say something that we thought we’d never say:

We can’t… EVEN!

Where to even begin?

At least we now have a better idea of what happened to all of those window-licking kids riding the short buses when we were young. “Where are they now?”

Working in a “newsroom” near you.

Thatisall.

11 comments

  1. 1
    LCBren growls and barks:

    What

    the FUCK

    is an “:assault revolver”? :em02:

  2. 2
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Maybe it takes an “assault reporter” to identify.

  3. 3
  4. 4
    dasbow growls and barks:

    Where do you even put the ‘shoulder thing that goes up’?

  5. 5
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    I’m still trying to figure out where the hell you put the “high capacity magazine” in a revolver.

  6. 6
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    Maybe they mean this thing?

    Not sure where the high cap mag would go.

  7. 7
    irish19 growls and barks:

    Terrapod @ #:
    I’d like to put one of those on my deck. I think it would make a great conversation starter.

  8. 8
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    LCBren says:

    What

    the FUCK

    is an “:assault revolver”?

    The Leftards Dictionary™ definition.
    assault weapon: noun
    Any scary looking gun that makes me wet myself.

    Emperor Misha I says:

    I’m still trying to figure out where the hell you put the “high capacity magazine” in a revolver.

    Maybe the moron is talking about a Dardick, but those were made for 2 or three years back in the 50’s. Or maybe a Pfeiffer Zaliska, 5 rounds of .600 Nitro Express.

  9. 9
    Kriegsbringer growls and barks:

    Terrapod @ #:
    Concealed? Maybe if you are Andre the Giant. 😀

  10. 10
    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    Here’s another hi-cap revolver, it’s pretty skookum, but the speed loaders weigh a kilo.

  11. 11
    irish19 growls and barks:

    LC Mike in Chi @ #:
    :em01: :em01: :em01: