Sheriff Nudnik’s Crack Whore Daughter?

Oh yes. “Do unto others…” Somehow we don’t think that Sheriff Nudnik of Pima County is going to win the “father of the year” award if this is anything to go by. From 2007:

The adult daughter of Sheriff Clarence Dupnik was booked into the Pima County jail Wednesday on drug charges.

Mary Louise Alvarez Dupnik, 40, was arrested on suspicion of unlawful possession of marijuana, unlawful possession of a dangerous drug, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia and an unrelated failure to appear on a charge of having a suspended license, according to the jail.

Gee. You would have thought that a self-anointed moral scold of the rest of America would have kept better track of his own blood but, hey, who knows what goes on in that family?

Maybe imbecility is hereditary? Just throwing thoughts out there, you draw your own conclusions.

And what’s with the “Alvarez?” Insensitive people might suggest that that might have something to do with his refusal to follow Arizona law on the basis that it was, according to him, “racist” to enforce immigration laws.

(H/t The Other McCain).

We report, you decide.



  1. 1
    Elephant Man growls and barks:

    (Puts on tinfoil beanie with propeller and Obama campaign button)

    But…but…but… she was er, a, driven….yes, that’s it….DRIVEN to her substance abuse due to the hate, racism and intolerance of the Neo-Con Right-Wing Cabal and their toadies on Fox News!

    (Takes off tinfoil beanie with propeller and Obama campaign button)


    Trying to “channel” leftist asshats makes my brain hurt…..

  2. 2
    redc1c4 growls and barks:

    maybe she was just trying to be as dumb as her dad, so she could fit in at family get togethers? :em93:

  3. 3
    Light29ID growls and barks:

    Seems to me (I’ll let Lord Pao An elaborate) that maybe the rank and file grunts in the Pima County Sheriffs Office are a little tired of Sheriff Shit-for-Brains comedy routine, and in the process making them look like morons and this is payback.

    Would you strap on a gun, pin on a badge and risk your life when you got the Rowen and Martin Laugh In remake sitting in the front office?

  4. 4
    LC Scott growls and barks:

    I wonder just how many years she has gotten away with this type off shit just because she was Daddy’s little girl? :em72:

  5. 5
    LC Draco growls and barks:

    The DRUGS caused it, I tell you!! It was the DRUGS!!!

  6. 6
    Gladiator growls and barks:

    When Dupnik hit his 50 year anniversary in law enforcement on April 30,
    2008, The Arizona Daily Star announced that then Governor Janet Napolitano
    “will speak at a luncheon today in Dupnik’s honor.” Napolitano, currently
    referred to as “Big Sis” for her tyrannical measures against the American
    people and likened to George Orwell’s “Big Brother” in the classic novel
    1984, is similar to Dupnik in that she fails to comprehend government as the
    limited servant of the people. It’s no surprise that they laud praise on
    each other at banquets.

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    Gladiator growls and barks:

    I wonder if the fact that Loughner’s mom worked for the County government had anything to do with the leniency that was reportedly shown to Jared Loughner.? I wonder if the Sheriff
    has investigated claims that the Loughner family attended the same synagogue
    as Gabrielle Giffords.?

  8. 8
    Gladiator growls and barks:

    See 51 pages of police reports on Jared Loughner before Arizona shooting rampage

  9. 9
    LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An growls and barks:

    #3 Light29ID

    Much depends on how the Sheriff’s Offices are set up in Arizona. For the benefit of those back east where Sheriff’s may not be the same thing, here in Colorado [with the sole exception of the City and County of Denver where both levels of government are combined] the elected Sheriff is the Chief Law Enforcement Officer of the County. He can if needed [extremely rarely] directly command all local law enforcement in the County. He is the highest level elected purely Executive Officer in the County, subordinate to the Board of County Commissioners [combines Executive and Legislative functions] who decide his budget; but if for some reason something happens to the Board, the Sheriff runs things until they can be replaced.

    The Sheriff is nominated and elected. So his position is political. The Undersheriff is appointed by the Sheriff, so that is political. Some larger counties have a couple of Deputy Undersheriffs who are also appointed. All other sworn employees from Deputy up through Captain are career LEO professionals insulated from politics as much as any cop is insulated from the local government. They are required to go through the same standardized State Peace Officer Certification [and that is NOT an easy course. It is a Police Academy.] as all other cops in the state do. Almost all Sheriffs and Undersheriffs are also Certified and former street cops. I put the “almost” there, because I do not think it is required by statute, but it is done in practice. County Sheriffs are Ex Officio Peace Officers by law, regardless.

    Also for the benefit of those from back east, we have a lot more space between our places in the West, and the Sheriff covers that which is not inside a city or town limits.

    I don’t know how Arizona is set up. Some western states used to have the Sheriff’s office outside of the equivalent of civil service, and the Deputies were hired and fired at will. Some required certification, some didn’t. I don’t know how deeply the local attempt to be a hotter, more arid mini-Cook County goes. If the Sheriff and the political machine can reach down and whack any dissident Deputies at will; I doubt if it is payback.

    If they are career LEO’s, yeah maybe. However, do not exclude the high probability that the daughter is a football-bat, has always been a football-bat, and that like a lot of football-bats has a really bad sense of timing about when she leaves the pooch walking bow-legged. Human Stupidity is one of the basic forces in the Universe [along with Greed, Horniness, and 100 mph tape]. It is not helped if Daddy has been covering for her for a while [looks like that from the charges].

    LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An

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    As the father of two adult children….ages 24 and 21, I won’t criticize him for the stupidity of his adult daughter….she’s old enough to make her own decisions. My 21 year old is currently in the court system for a DUI, no fault of mine…I’m a recovering alcoholic….set the example for years but he chose his own path. It’s no reflection on me, just like my own drug taking and drinking when I was a kid is no reflection on my father.

    One more thing, the biggest punk and bully in my hometown when I was growing up was the son of the police chief….the guy was a terror, and you didn’t want to get on his bad side. When we rumbled against our rival high school, he was the one we sent in first as he was the equal..both in badness and size… at least three of theirs.

    I will reserve my criticism of the good sheriff for using this tragedy for political gain like the rest of his leftist asshole comrades……that’s what I’ll hold against him.

  11. 11
    Cricket growls and barks:

    We are surpised at this? Haven’t you ever noticed a connection between liberal parents whose offspring commit these kinds of acts and their liberalism? It is an excuse for their own choices. Maybe if Daddy weren’t so ambitious his daughter wouldn’t be up on charges.

    I do not feel sorry for him; Instead, he is an embarassment to his superiors, peers and subordinates. I would hope that he resigns. How could anyone get justice with someone who blames others for the actions of one.

  12. 12
    Light29ID growls and barks:

    Response to LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An @:

    If they are career LEO’s, yeah maybe. However, do not exclude the high probability that the daughter is a football-bat, has always been a football-bat, and that like a lot of football-bats has a really bad sense of timing about when she leaves the pooch walking bow-legged.

    Then again I don’t always believe in cowinkydinks either…this senile escapee from the Alzheimer’s ward whores every mic in a 100 mile radius and then four days later his own deputies arrest her for a failure to appear? I have no doubt that she’s as fucked up as a football bat then again a failure to appear is damn good probable cause for a traffic stop. The drugs were just the icing (like they didn’t already know)?

    Human Stupidity is one of the basic forces in the Universe [along with Greed, Horniness, and 100 mph tape].

    You forgot 550 cord. :em93:

  13. 13
    LC Spare Parts growls and barks:

    No wonder the UFO pilots don’t bother showing up there anymore. No intelligent life, (?)
    Or did they ask to be taken to “leader” the last time, and setting eye on Dupnik, jumped back in their saucers to get as many light years away from Tucson as fast as they could.
    My friends have to go down there the 1st of next month. We are speculating about other homicidal moonbats in the vicinity.

  14. 14
    LC Proud Infidel growls and barks:

    NO, IT’S…..SARAH PALIN AND RUSH LIMBAUGH’S FAULT, THEY MADE HER DO IT!!!! (/sarcasm) Isn’t it interesting how liberals’ offspring do just what they crusade against? For starters, ther was Al Gore Jr.’s son, Al Gore III arrested for doing 160+ MPH on a crotch rocket through a town, and it was NOT something to be made an issue of, at least according to him. Al Gore III also bravely risked his life to prove that a Toyota Pwius can do 100+ MPH while he was running away from Law Enforcement with drugs in his car. But when the Bush girls were caught *GASP* drinking while they were underage,…. Yes, there were calls for GW Bush to resign, because if he couldn’t control his little girls, then he shouldn’t be President. Pres. GW Bush did a LOT of things that really pissed me off as well, but that illustrates the left’s hypocrisy for me for right now. Sheriff ESTUPIDO needs to get his own affairs in order first, as in his department should have arrested the little shit psycho boy and had him evaluated when he first started threatening people in 2007 vs. blaming everyone else. His daughter is 40, so I won’t hold that against him, but FOX News broadcasted a memo from some LEO in that county noting all the shit that little psycho-boy was doing, and no action was taken over it, and was that due to the fact that soon-to-be-prison-bitch-boy’s momma was on the County Board?
    “…Liberals aren’t evil people, they just know so much that isn’t so.” – Ronald Reagan the Great