Whatever Will We Do Without Them?

Before we all get too excited about this whole #WalkAway fad that the kids are all talking about, we should take a few moments to realize that we aren’t immune to it ourselves.

We mean, just within the last few weeks, we’ve learned that such conservative luminaries as George Will, Jennifer Rubin, Joe Scarborough and now Max Boot (OK, who the heck is he? Really. Anybody? Tell us!) have proudly left the GOP to join their Prozi comrades in arms because “well, they NEVAH!”

OK, you can all stop laughing now. His Imperial Majesty hasn’t quite lost his mind. Yet.

They didn’t leave us, we’re not even sure they were fired, because truth be told, they were never with us. But at least their “leaving” helpfully confirms what just about everybody on the right with an IQ above what’s needed to bang rocks together had already known for years, if not decades.

All they were were Prozi finger puppets, token “conservatives” paid to pretend to be what they never were.

The amusing part is watching them scamper for the protection of their comrades on the left, now that they’ve shat so much in their cozy nests that they can’t live in them anymore.

Why is that amusing? Why, it’s amusing because we know the rest of that script by heart. We were, after all, a leftist once, and we know exactly how much support and comfort those useful idiots can expect from their make-believe comrades now that their usefulness has expired.

Less than nothing.



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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    These “people” always claimed to be the “True Voice of Conservative America”. What they turned out to be were paid up members of the Beltway Uniparty.

    The fun part? Now that they have come out of the closet, no one is listening to them any longer and they have lost a lot of their gigs. Yep, the money is drying up.

  2. 2
    RDM growls and barks:

    All ego and no ethics.

  3. 3
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Good riddance to dem bums sez I.

  4. 4
    LCBren growls and barks:

    Jennifer Rubin,- just a few tidbits to show why we are better with her ass out the door.


    ‘. If Trump likes something, Rubin doesn’t. If he does something, she opposes it. If his agenda flits into alignment with hers—as anyone’s is wont to do from time to time—she either ignores it, or finds a way to downplay it. The result is farcical and sad; a comprehensive and self-inflicted airbrushing of the mind. How, I have long wondered, could Trump’s unprincipled acolytes do what they do and still sleep at night? How can Jen Rubin?

    If Trump is indeed a tyrant, he is a tyrant of the mind. And how potent is the control he exerts over Rubin’s. So sharp and so sudden are her reversals as to make effective parody impossible. When President Obama agreed to the Paris Climate Accord, Rubin left her readers under no illusions as to the scale of her disapproval. The deal, she proposed, was “ephemeral,” “a piece of paper,” “a group wish,” a “nonsense” that would achieve “nothing.” That the U.S. had been made a party to a covenant so “devoid of substance,” she added, illustrated the “fantasy world” in which the Obama administration lived, and was reflective of Obama’s preference for “phony accomplishments,” his tendency to distract, and his base’s craven willingness to eat up any “bill of goods” they were served. At least it did until President Trump took America out of it, at which point adhering to the position she had theretofore held became a “senseless act,” a “political act,” “a dog whistle to the far right,” and “a snub to ‘elites’” that had been calibrated to please the “climate-change denial, right-wing base that revels in scientific illiteracy” (a base that presumably enjoyed Rubin’s blog until January 20th, 2017). To abandon the “ephemeral” “piece of paper,” Rubin submitted, would “materially damage our credibility and our persuasiveness” and represent conduct unbecoming of “the leader of the free world.” One is left wondering how, exactly, any president is supposed to please her.

    Enjoy the rest..Rubin makes Pelosi look SANE………….

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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Brett Kavanaugh it is, let the battle be joined!

    Rioting thugs in 3, 2, 1………….