But, then again, the pisslamic hordes haven’t exactly been known for military brilliance for quite a little while now. That is, of course, if the motives for this (h/t LC Tallulah) are as sinister as suggested, which we’re not entirely sure about.
Homegrown Islamic terrorists are consciously moving to the South to take their Jihad to the heart of “infidel America,” says Erick Stackelbeck, investigative reporter and author of the new book, The Terrorist Next Door.
When we sat down, Stackelbeck argued that monster mosques are popping up everywhere below the Mason-Dixon Line because Jihadists want to “challenge American Christendom.” These multi-million dollar facilities, Stackelback suspects, are almost completely funded with Saudi Arabian and United Arab Emirates money. As you’ll see in our interview, Stackelback highlights a massive mosque in the Nashville area that had to get gobs of financial assistance for construction from elsewhere than the local Muslim community, as there are only 200 Muslim families in the area.
Now, we’ll be the first to find it highly curious that somebody would spend millions on building mega-mosques in areas with fewer mooselimbs than there are Jews in all of Iraq rather than, we don’t know, building them where there might actually be a demand for giant Put Your Butt in the Air and Worship the Moon God Malls™, but the Saudis aren’t short on cash and, thanks to Economic Terrorist-in-Chief Ogabe and his permitoriums and assorted other deliberate acts of sabotage against domestic energy production, they’re making more money than ever.
But that’s none of our beeswax. Their money, their business.
What we can say with absolute certainty is that if, and that’s IF, there is some sinister Saracen plan afoot to turn the deep south into Jihad Central™ behind this, then it’s the dumbest plan we’ve heard of since the Earl of Lucan told Lord Cardigan to ride up and bother the Russian artillery a bit.
It’d be like starting the Aztlan Reconquista by building a statue of Santa Ana inside the Alamo.
Not a good idea. We have a feeling that any attempts by wannabe hajis to turn Dixie into Afghanistan, the Sequel, would be met with rather — spectacular difficulties and consequences.
But, by all means. It would certainly save the sons and daughters of the south a trip abroad and we could all be back eating baby back ribs and drinking ourselves silly in time for lunch.