But, then again, the pisslamic hordes haven’t exactly been known for military brilliance for quite a little while now. That is, of course, if the motives for this (h/t LC Tallulah) are as sinister as suggested, which we’re not entirely sure about.

Homegrown Islamic terrorists are consciously moving to the South to take their Jihad to the heart of “infidel America,” says Erick Stackelbeck, investigative reporter and author of the new book, The Terrorist Next Door.

When we sat down, Stackelbeck argued that monster mosques are popping up everywhere below the Mason-Dixon Line because Jihadists want to “challenge American Christendom.” These multi-million dollar facilities, Stackelback suspects, are almost completely funded with Saudi Arabian and United Arab Emirates money. As you’ll see in our interview, Stackelback highlights a massive mosque in the Nashville area that had to get gobs of financial assistance for construction from elsewhere than the local Muslim community, as there are only 200 Muslim families in the area.

Now, we’ll be the first to find it highly curious that somebody would spend millions on building mega-mosques in areas with fewer mooselimbs than there are Jews in all of Iraq rather than, we don’t know, building them where there might actually be a demand for giant Put Your Butt in the Air and Worship the Moon God Malls™, but the Saudis aren’t short on cash and, thanks to Economic Terrorist-in-Chief Ogabe and his permitoriums and assorted other deliberate acts of sabotage against domestic energy production, they’re making more money than ever.

But that’s none of our beeswax. Their money, their business.

What we can say with absolute certainty is that if, and that’s IF, there is some sinister Saracen plan afoot to turn the deep south into Jihad Central™ behind this, then it’s the dumbest plan we’ve heard of since the Earl of Lucan told Lord Cardigan to ride up and bother the Russian artillery a bit.

It’d be like starting the Aztlan Reconquista by building a statue of Santa Ana inside the Alamo.

Not a good idea. We have a feeling that any attempts by wannabe hajis to turn Dixie into Afghanistan, the Sequel, would be met with rather — spectacular difficulties and consequences.

But, by all means. It would certainly save the sons and daughters of the south a trip abroad and we could all be back eating baby back ribs and drinking ourselves silly in time for lunch.

Thatisall.

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LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
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ALLAH FUBAR!!!

Tallulah
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Tallulah
May 10, 2011 01:22

You are right about the Reaction this will get. From the comments to that article: In the little Southern town I live in, Natchitoches, Louisiana, we have a mosque but it isn’t gaining much ground. It has been here 10 years. We had an islamic influx here in the 80s at our university. They were mostly Palestinians. They were tolerated… Read more »

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
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Response to Tallulah @:

The sad thing is, today Snake would be charged with a hate crime. What a galloping crock ..

LC Panzermann
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May 10, 2011 01:47

Preaching Islam in the Southern USA. God, this is like preaching public transport in rural Germany… Guess reading only one book in your life doesn’t help that inbred stupidity much…

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
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They do NOT want to fuck with Dixie. Trust me.
LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist: That’s only if they
a. Let them live, and
b. The hogs and/or gators don’t finish their meal.

LC Xystus
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May 10, 2011 04:12

Stackelback highlights a massive mosque in the Nashville area

IIRC, Hindus in the same area (or was it Memphis?) already built a temple to the god Ganesh. Popular for his association with wealth, he sports an elephant head; I suspect he’s the world’s first Republican!

bruce
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bruce
May 10, 2011 08:57

if these ragheads start jehad here we will be able to flush the liberals down the toilet then finish off the muzzies.the ragheads think they will be protected by liberals but they will be dead wrong and this would be a perfect time to eliminate all the commies in our government and schools.

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
May 10, 2011 09:16

I’ve been to Dixie a couple of times. IIRC, there is a LOT of open area…plenty of space in which to bury bodies where they will never be found. Also, don’t y’all have feral pigs down there just looking for dinner?

JakeTheSnake
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JakeTheSnake
May 10, 2011 10:29

I live near Nashville, and the locals are not exactly embracing this thing.

Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
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What’s the Arabic word for “Deliverance”?

*Cue Dueling Banjos*

LC MuscleDaddy
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May 10, 2011 15:51

Well – not fer nuthin’, but I’d be interested to find out if the placement-pattern of the new mosques bears any resemblance to another muslim ‘geo-demographic’ that I wrote about… about 2 years ago.

– MD

LC Spare Parts
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LC Spare Parts
May 10, 2011 16:47

Is it true that hajis make gators puke?

LC MuscleDaddy
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May 10, 2011 16:55

Response to LC Spare Parts @:

…not if they can swallow quickly enough without chewing…

…and are careful not to breathe through their noses…

…and – nevermind – yes, they’ll make a gator puke.

– MD

Jack O' Spades
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Jack O' Spades
May 10, 2011 18:42

FWIW, Nashville has the largest population of Kurds outside of Iraq. Having recently spent some time working in Iraqi Kurdistan, coupled with having a couple Kurdish friends in Nashville, I will tell you that the Kurds are not as likely to go Jihad Johnnie as the Somalis or Arabs who live in the area. (Interesting side note: Many Kurds like… Read more »

Library Czar
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Library Czar
May 10, 2011 20:25

LC Panzermann growls and barks:
May 10, 2011 at 1:47 am

Preaching Islam in the Southern USA. God, this is like preaching public transport in rural Germany… Guess reading only one book in your life doesn’t help that inbred stupidity much…

They can read?

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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We’re overlooking the purpose behind doing this. “Build it and they will come.” Build the super mosques, then the hajis can migrate to the area around it until there enough of them to become a dominant majority. Infiltration made easy. They know where they are strong and where their abettors are. They also know where they are weak and where… Read more »

LC Old Dog
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May 10, 2011 21:25

Born and raised in Piedmont NC (Kannapolis to be precise), if they try that shit anywhere outside of Charlotte or Raleigh/Durham there are gonna be some “Good Ole Boys” walking the streets!

That crap ain’t smart where the treasured object in every house is Grandpa’s old shotgun!

Cannon Fodder
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Cannon Fodder
May 10, 2011 21:26

By Libya’s example, the Mooselimbs are patient at times as well. They move to an area and then breed themselves into the majority so they can get into government and start changing things to suit themselves.

Tallulah
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Tallulah
May 11, 2011 00:30

I knew y’all would like this one. Seriously, I don’t know if it’s the Kurds who are behind the Mega Mosque in Nashville. I suspect it’s our old enemies the Sods. With their “wahhabist sheetheads befouling the world” campaign. On a slight detour, and for your delectation, here are the “lyrics” [sorry, ancient Greeks!] of the rapper “Common” whom Moochelle… Read more »

Tallulah
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Tallulah
May 11, 2011 00:31

I knew y’all would like this one. Seriously, I don’t know if it’s the Kurds who are behind the Mega Mosque in Nashville. I suspect it’s our old enemies the Sods. With their “wahhabist sheetheads befouling the world” campaign. On a slight detour, and for your delectation, here are the “lyrics” [sorry, ancient Greeks!] of the rapper “Common” whom Moochelle… Read more »

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
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Off topic but …

More Hope and Change from Obama and his fellow travelers

Is anyone besides me outraged at this?

LC Xystus
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May 11, 2011 03:32

Sir Crunchie: Build the super mosques, then the hajis can migrate to the area around it until there enough of them to become a dominant majority. Cannon Fodder: By Libya’s example, the Mooselimbs are patient at times as well. They move to an area and then breed themselves into the majority so they can get into government and start changing… Read more »

LC MuscleDaddy
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May 11, 2011 09:39

Hey – does anyone know how to rip a video from FoxNews – this one, specifically – keepvid doesn’t work there & it hasn’t made it to youtube yet…

– MD

Sir Fresh Sign
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Sir Fresh Sign
May 11, 2011 17:19

Angry Mob Chases Would-Be Flag Burner Off LSU Campus NEWSCORE – A mob of angry protesters chased a would-be flag burner at Louisiana State University (LSU) off campus Wednesday to chants of “USA, USA.” Graduate communications student Benjamin Haas had earlier been given permission by the school to burn the flag. But because he lacked a local burn permit, he… Read more »

Sir Fresh Sign
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Sir Fresh Sign
May 11, 2011 17:22

Response to LC MuscleDaddy @:

LC MD, doesn’t Firefox have a plug in that allows download of video? KeepVid is a website, right? I’ve been able to use the Firefox plugin to get things KeepVid did not, but have not tried Fox.

Library Czar
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Library Czar
May 11, 2011 17:37

Is anyone besides me outraged at this?

Outraged does not even come close. I say just build it anyway and then try and take down the flag. This is one of those things where they just need to ignore the busy bodies in government.

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist
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Response to Library Czar @:

Only amongst the nomenklatura of Government would you hear that displaying the American flag – in America – is an unacceptable form of expression etc etc.

LC MuscleDaddy
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May 11, 2011 17:43

Response to Sir Fresh Sign @:

An excuse to finally try Firefox – worth a try – Thanks!

– MD

Sir Fresh Sign
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Sir Fresh Sign
May 11, 2011 17:49

Response to LC MuscleDaddy @: Awesome MD! And to Library Czar, i noticed my Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals is the motivating factor for the DOT to refuse to allow this… the most overturned court in the land, just unreal… i hate living here sometimes..but then i look at my garden, the weather, the Bay, the mountains, the snow, the… Read more »

irish19
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irish19
May 11, 2011 18:57

Response to bruce @:
I like the way you think. Two dirty birds with the same load of birdshot.

LC Gregory
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LC Gregory
May 11, 2011 19:02

My take on this is the old Cargo Cult mindset – build an airstrip on your POS island in the South Seas, and the planes will magically start to land from the US with wealth and consumer goods. Also used in a lot of the capital cities in Africa, where they built huge, 12-lane roads in hopes that people would… Read more »

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
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LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
May 11, 2011 20:58

Response to LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist @31:

Way To Go :em03:

” Our houses are protected by the Good Lord and a gun, you might meet ’em both, if you show up here not welcome son.”

Josh Thompson ..Way out Here

LC Patton
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LC Patton
May 11, 2011 23:01

What we can say with absolute certainty is that if, and that’s IF, there is some sinister Saracen plan afoot to turn the deep south into Jihad Central™ behind this, then it’s the dumbest plan we’ve heard of since the Earl of Lucan told Lord Cardigan to ride up and bother the Russian artillery a bit. Hey, be fair to… Read more »

Tallulah
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Tallulah
May 11, 2011 23:40

Speaking of Southern resistance to the Flying Monkeys of the Dark Side, check THIS out.

A hippie dude tries to hold a flag-burning protest at LSU.

Watch, and enjoy, the counter-protest by the outraged LSU students: the cops actually had to take the hippie dude away. I reckon that Leftoid Indoctrination Plan ain’t working so good in Louisiana!

http://conservativebyte.com/2011/05/graphic-vid-captures-contentious-lsu-flag-burning-protest-as-planner-whisked-away-to-safety/

:em69: :em69: :em69: :em69: :em69: :em69: :em69:

LC Draco
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May 12, 2011 06:50

LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist says:

Off topic but ..

When you need to stop a rapist in seconds .. the police are minutes away

I always say it’s better to give than receive!!! .230 grns at a time!!!!

Cricket
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Cricket
May 12, 2011 09:38

News to me. I know of a couple of mosques in Atlanta, but they are not huge, and they do not have a large attendance. He might be right if he was talking about Michigan,which is rather north of the Mason/Dixon line, but here? :em69:

Cricket
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Cricket
May 12, 2011 09:44

@ LC Intellectual:

I love stories with a happy ending! Perp gets shot, would-be victim lives. Life is good.

LC SleepTech
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LC SleepTech
May 13, 2011 10:59

Bring it Bitches!!!!

That’s all I have to say about that.

Anybody want a Chocolate?

I’ve got a whole box…

Jerry
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Jerry
May 14, 2011 07:46

Awww, the pussies at Tepid Air have a different view of the flag burning at LSU.

LC LOBO
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LC LOBO
May 14, 2011 15:13

Grammar Czar says:

I’ve been to Dixie a couple of times. IIRC, there is a LOT of open area…plenty of space in which to bury bodies where they will never be found. Also, don’t y’all have feral pigs down there just looking for dinner?

Why yes ma’am we do. :em95: