Pakistan is calling for cuts in the U.S. military personnel inside the country after U.S. Navy SEALs killed Usama bin Laden in his Pakistan compound — without Pakistan’s help or prior knowledge.

Fine. His Imperial Majesty was contemplating a temporary sharp increase in Imperial Military Personnel the moment he learned that you ululating mooselimb fucktards had been sheltering a mass murderer for eight fucking years, but pulling out and nuking you fuckwits from orbit works just as well for us. It works even better, actually. We save $1.3 billion a year in baksheesh, we help our friends in India get rid of a nasty problem and we don’t risk the lives of any U.S. servicemen.

The statement said the Inter-Services Intelligence spy agency, or ISI, had given initial information to the CIA about bin Laden, but claimed the “CIA did not share further development of intelligence on the case with the ISI, contrary to the existing practice between the two services.”

How DARE we rob you of yet another chance to warn your al-queerda buddy bin Laden?

Some Republican lawmakers also advised against cutting aid to Pakistan.
“I think our aid should continue to Pakistan,” House Speaker John Boehner said.

“Distancing ourselves from Pakistan would be unwise and extremely dangerous,” said Sen. Richard Lugar, R-Ind.

OK. Now that Weepy Boner and Dicky Lugar has given us the RINO al-queerda view, how about some adult opinions?

“Who did they think was living behind those 15-foot walls?” Sen. John Kerry asked Thursday. “Was there any level of curiosity? How could bin Laden have gone undetected living next door to Pakistan’s equivalent of West Point? All Americans and many other people are troubled by these questions.”

Fuckface al-Qerry making sense????????

What is that sound? Horsemen? Lions and lambs laying down together? Fish raining from the skies?

Hey, Weepy Boner? Penicillin will cure that.

Thatisall.

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NevadaSteve, Imperial Scrivener
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NevadaSteve, Imperial Scrivener
May 5, 2011 19:40

Fuckface al-Qerry making sense????????

Even blind squirrels can find nuts in the forest once in awhile.

He’s not totally stupid, he just acts that way. :em95:

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
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This is today,, before he though it was a good idea to return to humoring the paki’s in 4,,3,,2,,,
‘Fever ain’t run it’s course yet,, he’ll flip n’ we’ll have our old fragmagnet back.

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator
May 5, 2011 20:10

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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
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How the hell did we end up with Liberace’s pool boy as Speaker? :em98:

FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
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FrJim, Imperial Chaplain
May 5, 2011 22:00

There are some unique problems with Pakistan that complicate our strategic policy with them. Not saying they are our strongest ally – they aren’t. But the Muslim country is one of a very few fairly religiously strict places in that area that does more than tolerate us. The Pakistani government is sorta like the Mexican border police down the road… Read more »

LC ShadowFox
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LC ShadowFox
May 5, 2011 22:50

What is that sound? Horsemen? Lions and lambs laying down together? Fish raining from the skies?

Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

Tallulah
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Tallulah
May 5, 2011 23:21

Just had to “share” this with y’all. OSAMA’s youngest concubine (I don’t call Numbers 2 through whatever “wives”). A real looker! :em02:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/al-qaeda/8493287/Osama-bin-Ladens-wife-recovering-in-hospital.html

heh, made ya look, didn’t I?

The pakis are saying they won’t release the creature to the US. Our men should have blown a hole in the bitch instead of just shooting it in the leg.

Tallulah
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Tallulah
May 5, 2011 23:23

Ms al-Sadah, who is half the age of 54-year-old bin Laden and younger than some of his at least 20 children, had been gifted to the al-Qaeda leader from a Yemeni family when she was just a teenager.

She was just 17 when she and Bin Laden wed in Afghanistan. They later had three children together.

“Gifted.” Like a goat.

irish19
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irish19
May 6, 2011 00:28

What is that sound? Horsemen? Lions and lambs laying down together? Fish raining from the skies?

Methinks it is the sound of swine gracefully soaring on thermals.

rickn8or
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rickn8or
May 6, 2011 00:39

Tallulah dahlink, just remember she’s half his age now, but she’s going to be catching up, ’cause UBL ain’t gonna get any older…

Elephant Man
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Elephant Man
May 6, 2011 02:22

Wait a minute…

I thought Kerry was for the Pakistanis before he was against them.

Or was it the other way around?

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LC LOBO
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LC LOBO
May 6, 2011 17:40

I say, fuck them all. Nuke any fucking -stan, that pulls shit like this. And for good measure, nuke mcca and medina. :em95:

LC LOBO
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LC LOBO
May 6, 2011 17:42

LC LOBO says:

I say, fuck them all. Nuke any fucking -stan, that pulls shit like this. And for good measure, nuke mcca and medina.

That should read mecca, fucking kids with soda in the library.