Our breathless wait (yawning isn’t breathing, is it?) for a conclusion to Herr Müller of the Gest… er, FIB’s “investigation” into Trump/Russian COLLUUUUUUUSION™ has finally ended as we learn that Herr Müller of the Reichssicherh…, er, FIB has heroically indicted no less that 13 (THIRTEEN)…

Russian Facebook trolls.

Yes, that’s right boys and girls, after wasting a year of our time and countless millions of our tax dollars, Herr Müller of the Keystone Kops has come down with an unenforceable indictment of a dozen Russian memesters, shitposters and trolls. For the crime of, we suppose, trolling teh Intarnetz while Russian.

Next, expect Herr Müller and the Stas…, er, FIB to indict everybody who ever posted a rare Pepe on 4chan.

Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gents.


By Emperor Misha I

Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

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