But, Muh COLLUSION!

Our breathless wait (yawning isn’t breathing, is it?) for a conclusion to Herr Müller of the Gest… er, FIB’s “investigation” into Trump/Russian COLLUUUUUUUSION™ has finally ended as we learn that Herr Müller of the Reichssicherh…, er, FIB has heroically indicted no less that 13 (THIRTEEN)…

Russian Facebook trolls.

Yes, that’s right boys and girls, after wasting a year of our time and countless millions of our tax dollars, Herr Müller of the Keystone Kops has come down with an unenforceable indictment of a dozen Russian memesters, shitposters and trolls. For the crime of, we suppose, trolling teh Intarnetz while Russian.

Next, expect Herr Müller and the Stas…, er, FIB to indict everybody who ever posted a rare Pepe on 4chan.

Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gents.

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Forget drainign the swamp. We need to take off an nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

LCBren
LCBren

Notice that there are still all of the actual hacking of emails, to deal with. Oh when they hacked an email server whose password was”password’?? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GREAT SECURITY guys The fact that Jared, Manafort, and Donald J. Trump Jr took the tangible steps to meet with foreign actors in Trump Tower in June of 2016 for the purpose of getting… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

Trump should have just let the investigations run their course. He should have let Comey do his thing — it would probably have all been over by now.

Let Comey continue to leak documents to the press you mean.

LCBren
LCBren

BTW I am not saying this kid Hogg is an actor, yes he was there yes he was a witness, BUT “I’m the son of a former FBI agent and that is true, but as such it is also true that I go to Stoneman Douglas High School, I was a witness to this,” he said. Yeah, the same office… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

Source Note also that the Trump/Putin conspiracy is also not present in Mueller’s charges. Mueller’s charges say that the Russians’ plan to sow discord began in 2014, before there was any notion that Trump would run for president in 2017. The link of the plot to Putin is reduced to the allegation that the plot was financed by a St.… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

Source Special counsel Robert Mueller has filed additional charges against US President Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman Paul Manafort and a business associate. The filing adds allegations of tax evasion and increases the amount of money Manafort is accused of laundering through offshore accounts to $US30 million ($A42 million). The additional charges involve much of the same conduct Manafort and… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

How long has this been going? But but collusion…i dont see it. Do you? THERE ISNT ANY AND THERE NEVER WAS The only collusion was inside Felonia Von Pantsuits panties when she lost in a fucking LANDSLIDE. Shes used goods.NO ONE wants her and no one wants to see her or that disgraced, impeached, disbarred jerk of a husband who… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

And again Gates’ plea deal appeared to be motivated by his concern over legal costs and the strain on his family. The sentencing guidelines for the charges he pleaded guilty to call for a prison term of between 57 and 71 months. None of the charges to date against Gates or Manafort have made reference to any connection with Russian… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

Another example is what we’ve seen over the past two days with the Superseding indictments of Manafort and Gates — and then Gates pleading guilty and rolling over on Manafort. Those two were initially indicted in November. The former Chairman and vice Chairman of the Trump campaign. Trump crowed at the time that their indictments had nothing to do with… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

Trying to get the President for “obstruction” re a politically motivated witch hunt “investigation” into a crime that never happened based on the whinings of a pathetic sore loser whose party paid for a bullshit “dossier” that was used to mislead FISA court, said “dossier” having all the credence and veracity of a three dollar note. Puh-leese…… MUELLER AINT GOT… Read more »

LC Xystus
LC Xystus

Delta J Nylla (proposed rap name), Mighty Person Serving Everyone, did growl:

The initial indictment explains what was happening. But it leaves a lot of blanks. Blanks that will no doubt be filled in with additional indictments whatever it takes to destroy that other DJ & the Trumpsters.

FIFY.

LC Gunsniper
LC Gunsniper

Any DA in the country that spent this much time and resources to come up with this feeble level of indictments would be reduced to prosecuting parking ticket scofflaws for the rest of their legal careers.

LCBren
LCBren

The indictments so far have not indicated that either Mr. Gates or Mr. Manafort had information about the central question of Mr. Mueller’s investigation — whether Mr. Trump or his aides coordinated with the Russian government’s efforts to disrupt the 2016 election. The President wont fire Mueller. He will let him bury his own career when this garbage fishing expedition… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

But when it comes to the law, there is ZERO room for politics. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait you are serious. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH When is Hillary going to be prosecuted? Never But if you think that “MUELLER AINT GOT SHIT” and it is the “End of fucking story”, then boy, are your little feelings going to be hurt. Come talk to me when… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

Here in America, we are a nation of LAWS. Here too. It may come as a complete shock to you, but other nations have laws. Whoodathunk it? We don’t operate under politics — that is secondary to everything. Chappaquiddick ring a bell? The Rule of Law prevails over politics each and every time. If it didn’t, we’d be … Russia… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

I. Russian hacking of RNC and DNC emails — No indictments yet Nor will there ever be. Mind you this wouldnt have been an issue if the Dems knew better than to have “password” as their password on their email server. GREAT security there guys II. Russian interference into the US elections — 13 individuals and 3 entities indicted so… Read more »

LCBren
LCBren

Almost forgot https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/10/13/the-long-history-of-the-u-s-interfering-with-elections-elsewhere/?utm_term=.538de55b2242 Aside from its instigation of coups and alliances with right-wing juntas, Washington sought to more subtly influence elections in all corners of the world. And so did Moscow. Political scientist Dov Levin calculates that the “two powers intervened in 117 elections around the world from 1946 to 2000 — an average of once in every nine competitive… Read more »