Our breathless wait (yawning isn’t breathing, is it?) for a conclusion to Herr Müller of the Gest… er, FIB’s “investigation” into Trump/Russian COLLUUUUUUUSION™ has finally ended as we learn that Herr Müller of the Reichssicherh…, er, FIB has heroically indicted no less that 13 (THIRTEEN)…

Russian Facebook trolls.

Yes, that’s right boys and girls, after wasting a year of our time and countless millions of our tax dollars, Herr Müller of the Keystone Kops has come down with an unenforceable indictment of a dozen Russian memesters, shitposters and trolls. For the crime of, we suppose, trolling teh Intarnetz while Russian.

Next, expect Herr Müller and the Stas…, er, FIB to indict everybody who ever posted a rare Pepe on 4chan.

Your tax dollars at work, ladies and gents.


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Forget drainign the swamp. We need to take off an nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


Notice that there are still all of the actual hacking of emails, to deal with.

Oh when they hacked an email server whose password was”password’??


The fact that Jared, Manafort, and Donald J. Trump Jr took the tangible steps to meet with foreign actors in Trump Tower in June of 2016 for the purpose of getting dirt from the Russian government against Hillary Clinton — is a text book case of Conspiracy.

Oh and

The bulk of the email revealed that Trump Jr. believed the Russian government would provide him with damaging information about Hillary Clinton during the meeting.
The meeting’s participants said the meeting instead focused on Russian adoptions, and Kushner says in his statement that he emailed his assistant about 10 minutes after he walked into the room.


I forgot.

You still think Pres. Trump got elected so he could build a hotel.


Trump should have just let the investigations run their course. He should have let Comey do his thing — it would probably have all been over by now.

Let Comey continue to leak documents to the press you mean.



I am not saying this kid Hogg is an actor, yes he was there yes he was a witness,


“I’m the son of a former FBI agent and that is true, but as such it is also true that I go to Stoneman Douglas High School, I was a witness to this,” he said.

Yeah, the same office that botched the investigation into the shooter and this

Not all the students impacted by the shooting came to the White House. David Hogg, who has been one of the students actively calling for gun control was invited but declined, said his mother Rebecca Boldrick.

“His point was (Trump needs) to come to Parkland, we’re not going there,” she said.

Listen you arrogant little fuck, you dont tell the President of the United States what to do, and if this isnt about an agenda, then you accept the meeting where it is and dont set conditions.

if you are serious about what you believe in, then you go to wherever the meeting is. Dont you?



Note also that the Trump/Putin conspiracy is also not present in Mueller’s charges. Mueller’s charges say that the Russians’ plan to sow discord began in 2014, before there was any notion that Trump would run for president in 2017. The link of the plot to Putin is reduced to the allegation that the plot was financed by a St. Petersburg restauranteur whose connection to Putin is that his business once catered official dinners between Russian officials and foreign dignitaries.

Money shot

Mueller has produced this silly indictment of individuals who are not the Russian government in the hope that it will keep the attention off the FBI’s deception of the FISA court.


Moreover, as we pointed out in our article about Flynn, “Flynn Plead Deal: Proof of Collusion? Not Even Close,” Flynn has admitted to having lied about having had contact with the Russians after the election, not before. His contacts were not only not illegal, they were intended to reduce international discord with Russia, discord intentionally caused by President Obama right before he left office, and they are the type of thing that incoming presidential administrations commonly do.

This is another Scooter Libby, “lying” to an investigation that is so full of shit I can smell it from here,


it gets better

Last week, Mueller indicted 13 Russians for (among other things) pranking a guy into wishing their boss a happy birthday. From the indictment: For example

on or about May 29, 2016, Defendants and their co-conspirators, through an ORGANIZATION-controlled social media account, arranged for a real U.S. person to stand in front of the White House in the District of Columbia under false pretenses to hold a sign that read “Happy 55th Birthday Dear Boss.” Defendants and their co-conspirators informed the real U.S. person that the sign was for someone who “is a leader here and our boss . . . our funder.” PRIGOZHIN’s Russian passport identifies his date of birth as June 1, 1961.

Mueller aint got shit.

You know it I know it.



Special counsel Robert Mueller has filed additional charges against US President Donald Trump’s former campaign chairman Paul Manafort and a business associate.

The filing adds allegations of tax evasion and increases the amount of money Manafort is accused of laundering through offshore accounts to $US30 million ($A42 million).

The additional charges involve much of the same conduct Manafort and his longtime associate Rick Gates were charged with last year in an indictment in Washington.

The new indictment comes a week after Mueller filed charges against 13 Russians, accusing them of a vast conspiracy to undermine the US presidential election.

The charges against Manafort and Gates did not relate to any allegations of misconduct related to Trump’s campaign.


How long has this been going? But but collusion…i dont see it. Do you?


The only collusion was inside Felonia Von Pantsuits panties when she lost in a fucking LANDSLIDE. Shes used goods.NO ONE wants her and no one wants to see her or that disgraced, impeached, disbarred jerk of a husband who was licking his lips when he saw he had a chance to get back in the WH with all those tasty interns,.

SHE LOST ALLYN and all this collusion claptrap is her pathetic excuse


There aint any


I dont see it. Do you?

“But But Jared..” yeah and all that meeting was about concerned adoptions. OMGWTFBBQ…nope.

Remember the Plame affair? I do. This is a rehash of that sick,perverted travesty,.


And again

Gates’ plea deal appeared to be motivated by his concern over legal costs and the strain on his family. The sentencing guidelines for the charges he pleaded guilty to call for a prison term of between 57 and 71 months.

None of the charges to date against Gates or Manafort have made reference to any connection with Russian meddling in the 2016 election or possible collusion.



Another example is what we’ve seen over the past two days with the Superseding indictments of Manafort and Gates — and then Gates pleading guilty and rolling over on Manafort.

Those two were initially indicted in November. The former Chairman and vice Chairman of the Trump campaign. Trump crowed at the time that their indictments had nothing to do with the Trump campaign.

They dont hence no collusion.

But yesterday, when the superseding indictments came out, we got to learn MUCH more of the story. Like how Manafort was really hurting for money following the former Ukrainian leader deposed and Manafort out of a job. Seems that there was a SHITLOAD of Russia going on in THAT indictment. (I’d go read it if I were you)

And the relevance to the election is?


Well, Mueller is trying to get Manafort to talk. To do that, he had to get Gates to talk. So he made it impossible for Gates NOT to capitulate and flip on Manafort. Manafort is now in the unenviable position of having to decide whether he wants to spend the rest of his life in prison, or talk to Mueller.


“There is no evidence that Mr Manafort or the Trump campaign colluded with the Russian government,” Downing said.

Mueller was hired to look into the alleged collusion between the Russians and President Trump..of which there is NONE.

One individual who is familiar with an aspect of the Mueller inquiry but asked to not be named told New York that, unlike other federal probes that he’s seen in action, where prosecutors build their cases from clear allegations, this one feels different. “This is a backward investigation,” the individual said. “You don’t have a crime. You’re searching. And so you’re not really sure exactly what you’re searching for. So you start asking around and you see what comes up. And you start creating a paradigm and you see what else comes up and figure out at some point whether or not there’s a crime.

Thats whats called a FISHING EXPEDITION.

But that won’t excuse Trump from being guilty of trying to obstruct this investigation because his EGO won’t allow him to accept the fact that Russians DID try to interfere and/or influence a US presidential election.

Proof please

Facts please

You aint got any.


Trying to get the President for “obstruction” re a politically motivated witch hunt “investigation” into a crime that never happened based on the whinings of a pathetic sore loser whose party paid for a bullshit “dossier” that was used to mislead FISA court, said “dossier” having all the credence and veracity of a three dollar note.



End of fucking story.

LC Xystus

Delta J Nylla (proposed rap name), Mighty Person Serving Everyone, did growl:

The initial indictment explains what was happening. But it leaves a lot of blanks. Blanks that will no doubt be filled in with additional indictments whatever it takes to destroy that other DJ & the Trumpsters.


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Any DA in the country that spent this much time and resources to come up with this feeble level of indictments would be reduced to prosecuting parking ticket scofflaws for the rest of their legal careers.


The indictments so far have not indicated that either Mr. Gates or Mr. Manafort had information about the central question of Mr. Mueller’s investigation — whether Mr. Trump or his aides coordinated with the Russian government’s efforts to disrupt the 2016 election.

The President wont fire Mueller. He will let him bury his own career when this garbage fishing expedition turns up nothing.

I restate

Trying to get the President for “obstruction” re a politically motivated witch hunt “investigation” into a crime that never happened based on the whinings of a pathetic sore loser whose party paid for a bullshit “dossier” that was used to mislead FISA court, said “dossier” having all the credence and veracity of a three dollar note.



End of fucking story


But when it comes to the law, there is ZERO room for politics.


Oh wait you are serious.


When is Hillary going to be prosecuted? Never

But if you think that “MUELLER AINT GOT SHIT” and it is the “End of fucking story”, then boy, are your little feelings going to be hurt.

Come talk to me when those Clinton staffers are charged with lying to the FBI

Perhaps you haven’t noticed, but I don’t care to discuss the politics here.


Look a few posts up.

S’matter Allyn, cant take the heat?

I’ll make this simple/

Washington is corrupt to the core, Comey was a leaker, Srzok suspect and now mired in Personnel,

Clinton repeatedly claimed she did not have any classified emails on her server from time at the State Department, but an FBI investigation found some classified information ended up on her private server, which was an unclassified system.

And it was disclosed that Strzok had watered down language in a memo from Comey to remove the term ‘grossly negligent’ from the description of how Clinton handled intelligence and replaced it with ‘extremely careless’.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5154965/Hillary-charged-secret-server-hints-FBI-boss.html#ixzz58BHh1JV4
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Huma Abedin: Cleared despite telling untruths

Hillary Clinton’s right-hand woman was interviewed by Strzok and questioned about her knowledge of the existence of Clinton’s secret server.

Strzok wrote a summary of the interview which said: ‘Abedin did not know that Clinton had a private server until about a year and a half ago when it became public knowledge.’

In fact Abedin had been involved in a series of email exchanges which demonstrated that she knew about the server, including one from an IT aide whihc said: ‘I had to shut down the server. Someone was trying to hack us…’

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She lied Wheres the charges?

Cheryl Mills: Cleared despite telling untruths

Mills was chief of staff and counselor to Clinton when she was Secretary of State.

Strzok summarized the interview with her which he conducted in April 2016, saying: ‘Mills did not learn Clinton was using a private server until after Clinton’s tenure. Mills stated she was not even sure she knew what a server was at the time.’

In fact a series of emails from the time demonstrated that neither assertion by Mills could be true.

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and again.

No charges.

“The law has nothing to do with politics”

God. You have GOT to be joking,.

NO ONE is this naive.


Here in America, we are a nation of LAWS.

Here too. It may come as a complete shock to you, but other nations have laws. Whoodathunk it?

We don’t operate under politics — that is secondary to everything.

Chappaquiddick ring a bell?

The Rule of Law prevails over politics each and every time. If it didn’t, we’d be … Russia

Then why arent Hillarys staff arrested and charged for lying to the FBI?

When it comes to LEGAL stuff that involves an actual COURT and the actual LAW, you should never insert politics.

I an ideal world, sure. This aint an ideal world, Your law and Washington are corrupt. Hate to be the one to break it to you.

I. Russian hacking of RNC and DNC emails — No indictments yet
II. Russian interference into the US elections — 13 individuals and 3 entities indicted so far
III. Were any Americans involved? — 5 people indicted, 4 people have plead guilty and are now cooperating

And yet, to this day, not one skerrick of fact or proof of any kind had been shown to indicate that President Trump or anyone else in his campaign colluded with Russia in any way to influence the elections

Funny how that small caveat wasnt in either one of your little screeds.

There are certain things in life that should never be decided in the political circus.

Yet they are, every single day. Your ideal world vs reality,.Guess which one wins.

THAT kind of stuff I will happily discuss with you. Having been though this, I do have a MUCH better understanding than you ever will about how the Federal court system works.

You are making the erroneous, arrogant and again fucking offensive assumption that i dont know.

Tell ya what Allyn, I’ll make a bet with you.

I’ll wager that if we were to have a competition, questions of the contents and texts of Australian and NZ Constitutions and court systems, vs my knowledge FROM MEMORY of the US Constitution and court systems, one of us would fall flat on their faces.

Hint: it wont be me.


I. Russian hacking of RNC and DNC emails — No indictments yet

Nor will there ever be.

Mind you this wouldnt have been an issue if the Dems knew better than to have “password” as their password on their email server.

GREAT security there guys :em05:

II. Russian interference into the US elections — 13 individuals and 3 entities indicted so far

And he has fuck all chance of getting ANY of them. He has indicted shitposters.God Im impressed.

III. Were any Americans involved? — 5 people indicted, 4 people have plead guilty and are now cooperating

And none of them, (this includes Manafort who was under investigation for years) have yet shown any evidence of “collusion:” I am well aware of that little screed on what they have to do…thats a standard rider when they are under the gun..do what we say tell the truth or else..shock horror thats NEVER happened before..yes it has)

Speaking of which

Special counsel Robert Mueller moves to dismiss charges brought against former Trump campaign official Rick Gates in a court in Alexandria, Virginia.The charges include bank fraud and tax fraud.Gates pleaded guilty Friday to conspiracy against the U.S. and lying to federal investigators.


Gates, 45, is being relieved of more than 20 criminal counts, all of which were announced Thursday in a second criminal indictment against him and former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort. Gates was a close business associate of Manafort, who is a longtime lobbyist for Ukrainian political parties supportive of pro-Russian former President Viktor Yanukovych. The former Ukrainian president is living in exile in Russia and wanted for high treason by his country.

He and Manafort are in the same boat, AGAIN nothing to do with the election.

Ignore this all you like but



No Americans have been charged with being witting participants in this Russian election interference effort. However, one American, Richard Pinedo of California, pleaded guilty to an identity fraud charge, seemingly because he sold bank account numbers created with stolen identities to the Russians. Pinedo agreed to cooperate with the probe as part of his plea deal.


Flynn reportedly lied about his talks with Russia’s ambassador to Washington. In late 2016, while former President Barack Obama was still in office, the two allegedly spoke about the U.S. sanctions imposed on Russia.

Really,what you are pinning your hopes on is that Mueller will use this to “sweat them” into divulging details into possible “collusion”

(Its called leverage, guess what I know what that is too. WOW.)

When he finds any, let me know.


Almost forgot


Aside from its instigation of coups and alliances with right-wing juntas, Washington sought to more subtly influence elections in all corners of the world. And so did Moscow. Political scientist Dov Levin calculates that the “two powers intervened in 117 elections around the world from 1946 to 2000 — an average of once in every nine competitive elections.”

“We had bags of money that we delivered to selected politicians, to defray their political expenses, their campaign expenses, for posters, for pamphlets,” recounted F. Mark Wyatt, the CIA officer who handled the mission and later participated in more than 2½ decades of direct support to the Christian Democrats.< /blockquote>


This template spread everywhere: CIA operative Edward G. Lansdale, notorious for his efforts to bring down the North Vietnamese government, is said to have run the successful 1953 campaign of Philippines President Ramon Magsaysay. Japan’s center-right Liberal Democratic Party was backed with secret American funds through the 1950s and the 1960s. The U.S. government and American oil corporations helped Christian parties in Lebanon win crucial elections in 1957 with briefcases full of cash

Kinda puts a whole new perspective on things, doesnt it :em03: :em03:

Or had you forgotten?