Reason 5,439 why I’m glad we are no longer a British Colony.

Prince Charles tells America to cut down on steaks … for the sake of the world

Chuck is proof that when your family tree doesn’t branch….you’re born with your head up your ass.

 

Early weekend Open Thread!

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LC Sir M - Imperial Tobacconist™, K.o.E.
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We absolutely MUST ban dihydrogen monoxide!

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
May 5, 2011 19:25

Absolutely, M! Nasty stuff, that dihydrogen monoxide! On a serious note, this is for DJ and the liberals. You all complained about how Bush allegedly ignored the PDB, but you all have no idea what he should have done. According to the “great one,” information that the SEALs retrieved indicates that the muzzies are training to derail trains. Tell me,… Read more »

Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
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Princess Natasha, Imperial Koch-monger
May 5, 2011 19:58

SUCK IT, CHUCK, you irrelevant old twat!!

Eating a 2-lb rare ribeye, smothered in butter, chasing with a fabulous Cabernet– after a gratuitous drive down country roads in my convertible Jeep, just for the hell of it. Gaia sucks my Jeep’s tailpipe, and I plant my carbon boot-print on her fat flabby vegan ass.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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We should listen to a pretentious royal why exactly? The only thing this obnoxious blowhard can speak with any authority on is the intricacies of marrying a horse.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to eat a steak. For dessert.

Erbo
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May 5, 2011 21:08

I had ribeye the other night, thank you very much. Prepared Santa Maria-style, and grilled on the Foreman Grill to medium-well. I did not spend two hundred million years clawing my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables! Prince Upchuck can blow me. And so can Duchess Horseface, No, scratch that latter. I think I want… Read more »

Cricket
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Cricket
May 5, 2011 21:25

Wouldn’t now be a good time to see what the guests noshed on at the breakfast and reception, not to mention family dinner after the nuptials? We know Chahles thinks people are overrated, but what will happen when there is no one to pay taxes, work the estate and generally keep him in the manner to which he has become… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
May 5, 2011 21:25

Someone needs to remind Prince Chuckles that THIS side of the pond won the war.

Cricket
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Cricket
May 5, 2011 21:27

Here is what was on the menu: “What did chefs feed the dazzling crowd? Crab, beef, chocolate pudding, and ice cream were on the menu. And as a souvenir, each guest went home when the party ended at 2 a.m. with a pair of cupcakes, boxed up with the couple’s official engagement photo. The late-night treats were custom-packaged by Cake… Read more »

Cricket
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Cricket
May 5, 2011 21:29

Yes, we did win in spite of Market-Garden and other British blunders….

Draven32
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Draven32
May 5, 2011 21:45

Hey Chuck,

As of 1783, you aren’t the boss a me no more.

1776 if you wanna count from when my ancestor signed a certain little love note to your ancestor.

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
May 5, 2011 21:51

I really despise uppity Brits. :em96:

LC Gladiator
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LC Gladiator
May 5, 2011 21:51

We colonials across the pond fought a hard and long war against a stubborn German King lodged in Britain so that we could pursue our own happiness. Now we have some great, great grandson with the temerity and impertinence to tell US citizens that they should not eat beef. This princeling is no great genius and he may well have… Read more »

LC Spare Parts
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LC Spare Parts
May 5, 2011 23:44

After the messes the other monarchs named Charles made we get, “let them eat tofu?” I’m tempted to make to Her Majesty on this matter. Upon remand, that the Heir to the British Throne be locked in the Tower for a fortnight with only jalapeno White Castles to eat.

Elephant Man
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Elephant Man
May 6, 2011 02:46

Screw “the world”!

Beef – It’s What’s for Dinner!

In fact, it’s what’s for breakfast!

I’m going to McDonalds and getting a steak, egg and cheese bagel.

Mmmmmm. Chock full of artery clogging goodness. :em99:

I’m sure Prince Chuckles and Mrs. Obongo would be appalled ….. :em93:

seagoon
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seagoon
May 6, 2011 03:03

Response to Cricket @: You know, as a Canadian that sort of commentary really rubs me the wrong way- especially after the isolationism, the Lindberghs and Fords supporting the Nazis, etc, etc- and your somewhat late entry. I accept and honor the fact that the US did join, and what your troops did, and the enormous assistance that you gave… Read more »

LC Xystus
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May 6, 2011 03:16

LC Gladiator:

…stubborn German King lodged in Britain…. I am no respector of Mr. Charles of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

Jacobite, are we(NTTAWWT)?

Boryon
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Boryon
May 6, 2011 03:29

Yay for another example of the best argument for republicanism in the UK and Australia.

LC Scott
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May 6, 2011 03:32

Charles has been spouting quack science for years now. I sometimes wonder if the Queen is still holding on so her son won’t get the throne .

Draven32
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Draven32
May 6, 2011 03:33

LC Scott says:

Charles has been spouting quack science for years now. I sometimes wonder if the Queen is still holding on so her son won’t get the throne .

At this point I no longer wonder, I’m sure of it.

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
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LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
May 6, 2011 06:32

Cricket says:

Not to step on any Rottie tails here, but quitting the consumption of alcoholic beverages would have more of a positive impact on the planet.

BLASPHEMER OFF WITH HIS HEAD.. :em01:

I would like to buy Prince Charles Of Bigears the first tall, stemy cup of Shut-the-fuck-up, and he can get that with a little lemon

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
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Cricket says: Yes, we did win in spite of Market-Garden and other British blunders…. followed by; seagoon says: Response to Cricket @: You know, as a Canadian that sort of commentary really rubs me the wrong way- especially after the isolationism, the Lindberghs and Fords supporting the Nazis, etc, etc- and your somewhat late entry. I accept and honor the… Read more »

Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
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Imperial Grammar Nazi, G.L.O.R
May 6, 2011 08:04

Sir Crunchie of the alleged magnificent ass,

You are correct, sir. I was indeed referring to that peskly little matter of our independence.

LC Draco
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May 6, 2011 09:05

“Eat mor chiken” as the Chic-Filet cows would say.

Hey, I like diversity!! So I only eat steak 3-4 times a week! :em02:

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
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Yup, GZ,, then one more time in 1812, just to be sure.

LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech, Imperial Photographer, K.o.E.
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GZ?,,, I wrote GZ for Grammar Czar,,,

I’mma gonner,,,

Qoheleth
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Qoheleth
May 6, 2011 11:03

Britain’s culinary contribution to world eating habits automatically disqualifies Bonnie Prince Charlie from sounding off on anyone else’s eating habits. Bangers and mash? Mushy peas? Spotted dick (and no, that’s not a venereal disease)? There’s a reason why the best restaurants in London are Indian and Chinese. We raise our cattle, we pay for the beef, we earn it from… Read more »

Cricket
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Cricket
May 6, 2011 11:27

I apologize to our Canadian Rottie. I was immersed in a biography of a 101st Airborne NCO, and emerged only long enough to read the comment and did not immediately think of the American Revolution, as Market-Garden, by comparison, is more recent.

M167A1
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M167A1
May 6, 2011 14:32

Response to Boryon @:

Okay Guy… I’ll meet you in the basement at midnight 😛

LC HJ Caveman82952
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LC HJ Caveman82952
May 6, 2011 15:38

This asshole leaves a carbon footprint dwarfing Al Gores. And that ain’t easy. Got a better idea, Charlie…………fly commercial, and donate your money to those people in your country facing ruin.

LC Gregory
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LC Gregory
May 7, 2011 08:42

Charlie-Boy, heir apparent of Those Bloody Germans, can certainly go and fuck himself. But I must digress on one thing here. Britain’s culinary contribution to world eating habits automatically disqualifies Bonnie Prince Charlie from sounding off on anyone else’s eating habits. Bangers and mash? Where I was in law school, there was a lovely little Scottish pub that served bangers… Read more »

The Lone Haranguer
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The Lone Haranguer
May 7, 2011 14:55

It may not be long before we can’t afford steaks. Would that make you happy, Chuckles? :em96: While you shouldn’t overdo it, red meat is a necessary part of human diet.

Did you hear about the new Bin Laden cocktail? Two shots and a splash of water. :em02:

The Lone Haranguer
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The Lone Haranguer
May 7, 2011 14:59

Britain’s culinary contribution to world eating habits automatically disqualifies Bonnie Prince Charlie from sounding off on anyone else’s eating habits.

:em01:

The Lone Haranguer
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The Lone Haranguer
May 7, 2011 15:09
VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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VonZorch Imperial Researcher
May 7, 2011 19:10

Bloody wanker.