Listen, it’s not that His Imperial Doubtfulness has suddenly gone nuts and decided that Ogabe is trustworthy, as a matter of fact we’d ask for independent confirmation if we were standing outside getting drenched and Ogabe got on the radio telling us it was raining, but it’s really getting to the Silly Point when it comes to debating whether or not has-been Laden is really dead or it’s really just another “clever” PR ploy concocted by His Suddenly Warrior-Like Fierceness Ogabe the Destroyer of Terrorists.

For one thing, Ogabe is anything but clever, and we think that it’s been proven beyond any reasonable doubt that he is as unlikely to listen to the advice of anybody who isn’t himself on any subject whatsoever if he believes he already has The Answer as Mickey Moore-on, the Land Whale of Michigan, is likely to pass up on an all-you-can-eat free donut buffet.

But more importantly, for this latest conspiracy theory to be true, you’d have to believe that the Armed Forces would be willing to play along with the worst Commander-in-Chief they’ve ever had, a worthless, self-serving, America-hating shit bird of the very first order who would rather shit on the flag than wear it on his lapel.

That’s even more unlikely than 9/11 being a carefully orchestrated, BushHitler plot to get an excuse to invade Iraq, and that’s saying something!

And it’s a grave fucking insult to our nation’s finest as well.

Do you really believe that the Armed Forces, knowing full well that Ogabe and his commie cohorts despise them with every fiber of their being, having observed how they’ve spent the last three years bringing our nation to the brink of bankruptcy and utter collapse, violating every aspect of the Constitution that they’re sworn to protect, would participate in a plot designed to maybe give Ogabe a two-percent dead cat bounce 18 months before the next election???

Really, now. If you do, then you obviously don’t hold our heroes in as high a regard as you think that you do.

Osama is dead. Dead as a fucking doornail. I have no doubts about that and it gives me great joy and a strange tingling in my pants to even think about it and yes, I DO want to see the pictures of his molested, bleeding carcass, but not because I doubt that he’s really dead. I want to see it, I DEMAND to see it, because I want to print it out and wipe my arse with it. I want to stick it in my toilet so I can piss on it, and I want to have it put on a T-shirt so I can look at it every day. I want it so that I can put it on the masthead of this site so everybody can see, every time they click by here, just what the fuck happens to worthless animals who fuck with the U.S. of A.

That’s the reason I want those pictures released, and I know that they will get out here. They’ll be leaked, not matter how much Abu Obama doesn’t want to offend the tender sensibilities of his co-religionists. And I’ll be getting wood every fucking last time I watch that motherfucking piece of murdering shit’s exploded face.

You mess with the bull, you primitive apes, you get the horns.

Thatisall.

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LC Scott
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May 5, 2011 05:02

You know I think its a good thing I’m not in charged. If it was up to me I would have flown his goat fletching carcass back to New York and laid him in state for a day or two, then do a live burial at sea. We need to break the death cult that osama built around him, unfortunately… Read more »

Elephant Man
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Elephant Man
May 5, 2011 05:10

The Emperor sez: That’s the reason I want those pictures released, and I know that they will get out here. But…but…but “Imagine how the American people would react if Al Qaida killed one of our troops…and put photos of the body on the internet”!!!! Rep. Mike Rogers – RINO As Michelle Malkin notes on her blog, “Dhimmitude is bipartisan”. Meanwhile,… Read more »

LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
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LC Ohio Right Wing Nut
May 5, 2011 08:07

Elephant Man says: But…but…but “Imagine how the American people would react if Al Qaida killed one of our troops…and put photos of the body on the internet”!!!! Rep. Mike Rogers – RINO UMMM..Hey stupid Rino…were you not born when the pictures of the charred bodies hung on a fookin bridge were shown? Really? WTF is in the water in D.C.… Read more »

GamerFromJump
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GamerFromJump
May 5, 2011 12:38

Your point makes sense. I wouldn’t put put anything past Osabama, but our servicemen are of different stock.

Qoheleth
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Qoheleth
May 5, 2011 13:03

If it was up to me I would have flown his goat fletching carcass back to New York and laid him in state for a day or two, then do a live burial at sea.

To borrow from the best:

Head. Pike. Ground Zero. Some Assembly Required.

lc purple raider
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May 5, 2011 13:15

Response to KArnold @:

Head. Pike. Ground Zero. Shark-infested waters. Some Assembly Required.

FIFY

LC MuscleDaddy
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May 5, 2011 13:20

Like I’ve before – SEALs say he’s dead, that’s good enough for me.

– MD

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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VonZorch Imperial Researcher
May 5, 2011 13:42

Response to KArnold @:
Remove head, stuff mouth with bacon, cast into a polycarbonate block, irradiate to kill any bacteria. Then use that block as the cornerstone for a building at Ground Zero.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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VonZorch Imperial Researcher
May 5, 2011 13:44

Oh yes, sew the corpse in pigskin and hang up to rot.

M167A1
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M167A1
May 5, 2011 14:08

Are you ready men? Aye Aye Commander. I can’t hear you! Aye Aye Commander!!! OOOOOOO Whose corpse is sinking to the bottom of the sea? Osama Bin Laden Poisonous and yellow and dirty is he Osama Bin Laden A bullet in the face is something we wished Osama Bin Laden Now he dumped to the sea and eaten by fish… Read more »

LC Draco
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May 5, 2011 16:47

Response to Lc ORWN engine builder for Rottie Racing @: I agree…Rogers is a RINO. Another, “we are keeping it from being released ’cause we do not want any reprisals.'” Just do us all a favor and STFU, Rogers. So you saw the pics, Rogers, do you think that makes you more patriotic and trustworthy? Be glad you are not… Read more »

M167A1
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M167A1
May 5, 2011 17:05

Response to LC Draco @: I had a Drill who had “Washington’s Rules” most of these were the usual lines you give to new privates.. But the one that springs to mind was: “Its pointless to suck up to people who already hate you.” as an addition I have: “Its irrelevant if you piss off people who already hate you.”… Read more »

mousseman
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mousseman
May 5, 2011 17:20

I’d not only have released the pictures of Osama bin Eyepatch, but rather I’d have kept the corpse, gotten a glass coffin, put his corpse in their and then filled it up to the brim with whiskey in order to conserve it, and then parade it around the world in order to make sure that every mooselimb terrorist sees what… Read more »

Teufelhunden_JD
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Teufelhunden_JD
May 5, 2011 17:30

Forget the pictures, am I the only one hoping DevGru has HelmetCam so that I ca sit in my living room and watch the bastard’s final moments in high def?

LC Xystus
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May 6, 2011 02:30

VonZorch IR

Remove head, stuff mouth with bacon:

Waste o’ bacon.

Elephant Man
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Elephant Man
May 6, 2011 03:38

What’s with the moonbat media and their idiotic ‘Usama” instead of Osama Bin Laden? I suppose they’re doing a “spelling change-up’ to show they’re “worldly and “sophisticated” unlike we “unwashed peasants”. “Usama Bin Laden was killed in Pockeeston” Upper-Class Ebonics for the new millennium…. At any rate, Osama Bin Laden is dead, Dr. McCoy has confirmed it repeatedly! The good… Read more »

LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
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LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology
May 6, 2011 17:54

Farsi doesn’t utilize our alphabet, so there is no official spelling of UBL’s first name (or DaffyQuack’s, for that matter). That said, the CIA’s preferred spelling is with a U, as is the template at Fox News.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
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VonZorch Imperial Researcher
May 6, 2011 18:09

Doesn’t matter how you spell it, the bastards smoke tested.