Great Moments in National Socialist Hellcare

Or, as they abbreviate it in the caliphate of Britain, the “NHS.”

Biological women who legally define themselves as men will not be routinely scanned for breast and cervical cancer, even if they retain these organs and remain at risk, the National Health Service (NHS) has said.

So broads who’d like to have a penis on the outside as opposed to the inside won’t get regular reminders to have their decidedly non-masculine actual genitalia checked for cancer. Why?, one must ask oneself if one is in possession of more than one functioning synapse.

The guidelines […] have been introduced to avoid “triggering gender dysphoria” in the transgendered, NHS material indicates.

Ah, but of course! How utterly silly we feel now! We wouldn’t want to save the little darlings’ lives if, in doing so, we might hurt their precious feeewings, would we? That would be so… transphobic (correct us if our Newspeak is incorrect, please. We’re still struggling with that particular dialect of Common Retard).

Also, and again correct us if we’re wrong, but isn’t some mentally disturbed cow who thinks she’s a lad the very definition of “gender dysphoric?” If so, how might one “trigger” something into existence which has already manifested itself clearly in the subject?

Of course, we find ourselves strangely indifferent to smears not being forced upon people by state fiat, being the sort of Emperor that we are. However, isn’t it a bit, we don’t know, harmful to not at least offer the service to the already mentally deranged dears?

“We’re frightfully sorry. If we’d caught the cancer sooner, we could have saved your daughter’s life but, considering that she liked to wear lumberjack shirts and false mustaches, we thought it would be unforgivably offensive to invite her in for the exam that she already paid for via her taxes.”

We’re not sure how convincing that sounds, really.

Oh, but if you thinks The Stupid™ ends here, you have absolutely NO idea:

However, at the same time, biological men who regard themselves as women are being invited for cervical smear tests – even though it is impossible for them to have a cervix – an official guidebook states.

So while they’re busy not offering the service to people who might actually benefit from it, they will be offering mentally bewildered chavs who think they’re lasses exams of organs that they don’t actually, you know, possess.

We can’t quite imagine how that would work, should one of those mental cases actually show up for his pap smear. Would they conduct an imaginary exam of his imaginary organ, or would they just shove the brush up his Khyber Pass while reciting The Charge of the Light Brigade?

The mind boggles.

Every time we think the world has reached Peak Stupid™, it proves us wrong.

Thatisall.

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LCBren
LCBren

What The FUCK did I just read? To the UK ladies: Sweetie, I dont care what you think you are, trust me, when you slip off your panties, that aint no penis between your legs..”Identify as a man, all you like, but, and you can argue all you like, breast cancer and cervical cancer dont give a living rat fuck… Read more »

Sir Fresh Sign
Sir Fresh Sign

Only the Soccer Thug Can Save England

Terrapod
Terrapod

Until a great number of the English rise up to the level of Matamoros, nothing will change. Getting rid of the current mayor of London and total Brexit might be a start. Bloody Scots and Welsh seem to be going whole hog commie with Mohammedan overtones, don’t see any effort to resist with that lot. Sad that the lands of… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Sir Fresh Sign @ #:2

Only the Soccer Thug Can Save England

Not many of them left these days, and the real hardcase ones are all in their 50s and 60s now.

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Terrapod @ #:3

You held off the Huns, Napoleon and the Spanish

Yeah, but they also got invaded by the Jutes.

You held off the Huns

Angles, Saxons, and Battenbergs aside, of course.

LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.
LC 0311 Sir Crunchie I.M.H., K.o.E.

Every time we think the world has reached Peak Stupid™, it proves us wrong.

Well, we’re dealing with socialist, SJW bureaucrats Misha. Are you really surprised?

And be careful what you say. They seem to take it as a challenge now days.

Terrapod
Terrapod

Heh. #5 – am pretty sure my “English” genetic mix contains Norse (from ole’ Gillaume the conqueror arriving from Normandy in 1066) mixed with Pict, Angle, Saxon, Roman and who knows what else. Add to that some Spaniard and Armenian blood and you get……an AMERICAN!! :em01:

Special Ed
Special Ed

Oh, but if you thinks The Stupid™ ends here, you have absolutely NO idea:

Wasn’t it A. Einstein who posited: “There are only two things with infinite boundaries: The universe and human stupidity. And I’m not too sure about the former.”

irish19
irish19

Charles Darwin, please call your office.

VonZorch Imperial Researcher
VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Special Ed @ #:8
Yes, it was.

Libsareb Raindead
Libsareb Raindead

NHS – poster org for Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder®.