Or, as they abbreviate it in the caliphate of Britain, the “NHS.”

Biological women who legally define themselves as men will not be routinely scanned for breast and cervical cancer, even if they retain these organs and remain at risk, the National Health Service (NHS) has said.

So broads who’d like to have a penis on the outside as opposed to the inside won’t get regular reminders to have their decidedly non-masculine actual genitalia checked for cancer. Why?, one must ask oneself if one is in possession of more than one functioning synapse.

The guidelines […] have been introduced to avoid “triggering gender dysphoria” in the transgendered, NHS material indicates.

Ah, but of course! How utterly silly we feel now! We wouldn’t want to save the little darlings’ lives if, in doing so, we might hurt their precious feeewings, would we? That would be so… transphobic (correct us if our Newspeak is incorrect, please. We’re still struggling with that particular dialect of Common Retard).

Also, and again correct us if we’re wrong, but isn’t some mentally disturbed cow who thinks she’s a lad the very definition of “gender dysphoric?” If so, how might one “trigger” something into existence which has already manifested itself clearly in the subject?

Of course, we find ourselves strangely indifferent to smears not being forced upon people by state fiat, being the sort of Emperor that we are. However, isn’t it a bit, we don’t know, harmful to not at least offer the service to the already mentally deranged dears?

“We’re frightfully sorry. If we’d caught the cancer sooner, we could have saved your daughter’s life but, considering that she liked to wear lumberjack shirts and false mustaches, we thought it would be unforgivably offensive to invite her in for the exam that she already paid for via her taxes.”

We’re not sure how convincing that sounds, really.

Oh, but if you thinks The Stupid™ ends here, you have absolutely NO idea:

However, at the same time, biological men who regard themselves as women are being invited for cervical smear tests – even though it is impossible for them to have a cervix – an official guidebook states.

So while they’re busy not offering the service to people who might actually benefit from it, they will be offering mentally bewildered chavs who think they’re lasses exams of organs that they don’t actually, you know, possess.

We can’t quite imagine how that would work, should one of those mental cases actually show up for his pap smear. Would they conduct an imaginary exam of his imaginary organ, or would they just shove the brush up his Khyber Pass while reciting The Charge of the Light Brigade?

The mind boggles.

Every time we think the world has reached Peak Stupid™, it proves us wrong.


By Emperor Misha I

Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

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