The Great Vaginal Exodus

Yes pups, today is the anniversary of our Great Imperators liberation from the Ovarian Bastille.

Since I value my life I will refrain from mentioning what year this occurred.

Happy Birthday my dear friend, and many more.

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Lady M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper G.L.O.R
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Happy Uterine Expulsion Day My Liege! :em01:

LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret
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LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret

Congrats on your timely release from the womb room. And the world hasn’t been the same since…

LC Xystus
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Woof!

LCBren
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Um

Is this one of those things with a label on it that says “You Dont Want to Know?”.like the size of the Emperors liquor collection or the location and status of Allyns remaining brain cells?

Or am I better off in ignorance?

LC Thresher
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Ave Imperator!

Happy birthday, Misha. :em01:

LCBren
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

His Imperial Vileness™ is a year older.

Happy Birthday your Majesty. :em01:

LC hilljohnny
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LC hilljohnny

happy day!!!

Sir Fresh Sign
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Sir Fresh Sign

My Life has been Infinitely More Enriched Since the Day Became a Loyal Subject of the Emperor. Happiest of Birthdays to Misha!

Terrapod
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Terrapod

Congratulations on another revolution around the Sun Misha and many more to come.

Emperor Misha I
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Thanks, brother!

Both for the wishes and the splitting ache in my sides now that I can finally breathe again! :em05:

LCBren
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Ovarian Bastille.

Um

*checks biology and nursing textbooks*

Babies dont come from ovaries…the eggs do..I….oh hell forget it… :em04:

Special Ed
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Special Ed

Frohe Gebursttag, Eure Majestaete!

irish19
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irish19

Happy Belated Birthday, Imperator!
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