The Great Vaginal Exodus

Yes pups, today is the anniversary of our Great Imperators liberation from the Ovarian Bastille.

Since I value my life I will refrain from mentioning what year this occurred.

Happy Birthday my dear friend, and many more.


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    Happy Uterine Expulsion Day My Liege! :em01:

  2. 2
    LC&IB Vulcanrider, MSgt, USAF, Ret growls and barks:

    Congrats on your timely release from the womb room. And the world hasn’t been the same since…

  3. 3
    LC Xystus growls and barks:


  4. 4
    LCBrendan growls and barks:


    Is this one of those things with a label on it that says “You Dont Want to Know?”.like the size of the Emperors liquor collection or the location and status of Allyns remaining brain cells?

    Or am I better off in ignorance?

  5. 5
    LC Thresher growls and barks:

    Ave Imperator!

    Happy birthday, Misha. :em01:

  6. 6
    LCBrendan growls and barks:


    His Imperial Vileness™ is a year older.

    Happy Birthday your Majesty. :em01:

  7. 7
    LC hilljohnny growls and barks:

    happy day!!!

  8. 8
    Sir Fresh Sign growls and barks:

    My Life has been Infinitely More Enriched Since the Day Became a Loyal Subject of the Emperor. Happiest of Birthdays to Misha!

  9. 9
    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Congratulations on another revolution around the Sun Misha and many more to come.

  10. 10
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Thanks, brother!

    Both for the wishes and the splitting ache in my sides now that I can finally breathe again! :em05:

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Ovarian Bastille.


    *checks biology and nursing textbooks*

    Babies dont come from ovaries…the eggs do..I….oh hell forget it… :em04:

  12. 12
    Special Ed growls and barks:

    Frohe Gebursttag, Eure Majestaete!

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Happy Belated Birthday, Imperator!
    :em01: :em01: :em01: