It appears that Captain Robert “Ahab” Mueller has finally caught sight of… er, a tiny whitish sardine, maybe?

Short version: Former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn has pled guilty to one count of fibbing to the FIB (not a typo) about how, in minute detail, he was doing his job as part of the transitional administration. Doing his job, mind you, with the full blessing and knowledge of the former Obama Junta (not that it really matters whether he had their blessing to do his actual job or not).

In other words, this Bombshell™ of a development proves, beyond a reasonable doubt, that the Trump team colluuuuuuuuuded with the Russians somehow, at least if you ask the average Prozi on the street. Just don’t ask Brian Ross, Ace Reporter of the ABC, because he’s been suspended for four weeks without pay for lying about this, so he’s probably secluded somewhere applying analgesics to his butt.

But wait, there’s more! The Trump team must then somehow have colluuuuuuuded with the Russians to steal the election AFTER THEY’D ALREADY WON IT!!!! Is there nothing that the Trumpinator and his team CAN’T do?

Don’t worry, Ahab. Some day you’ll catch that damn white whale!

We’d reach out for the Attorney General’s opinion, but he hasn’t been answering his phone since he recused himself from it on grounds of… Who the Hades knows? Some guy working for the phone company named Sergey, perhaps?

Thatisall.

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angrywebmaster
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December 4, 2017 04:52

And. Diane Feinstein is saying now they have proof that Trump is obstructing justice. Someone really needs to go to these fools and flat out tell them that if they manage to railroad Trump out of office, then it will be Game On, and shortly thereafter, Game Over Man for the uniparty. And I got my first paycheck last week.… Read more »

LCBren
Admin
December 5, 2017 07:23

Someone really needs to go to these fools and flat out tell them that if they manage to railroad Trump out of office, then it will be Game On, and shortly thereafter, Game Over Man for the uniparty. In all truth..and Im not being a smartass Im asking..what CAN anyone do? if they railroad him..not as if we can actually… Read more »

BC, Imperial Torturer
Admin
December 6, 2017 20:59

We know that Hillary didn’t lie to federal investigators. She was never charged. The FBI is NEVER shy about charging people who lie to them. It is almost guaranteed they will charge you.

How the fuck did you type that steaming pile of bovine excrement without your fingers falling right the fuck off?!?!?

:em05: :em05: :em05:

Terrapod
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December 7, 2017 05:14

A modest proposal for a constitutional amendment: Employees working for the Federal Government are barred from voting in federal elections so long as they do serve in such capacity. Employees leaving federal service must be absent from such employment for 2 years before regaining the right to vote in federal elections. No quibbles, no gaming the system (mass firings then… Read more »

LCBren
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December 7, 2017 16:43

Maybe you should start with a more obvious problem: a Republican Party that is actively TRYING to elect an alleged child molester to the US Senate.

Uh huh…..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCDzRtZLUkc

LCBren
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December 7, 2017 16:58

Wait gets better http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/12/07/top-doj-official-demoted-amid-probe-contacts-with-trump-dossier-firm.html Additionally, House investigators have determined that Ohr met shortly after the election with Glenn Simpson, the founder of Fusion GPS – the opposition research firm that hired Steele to compile the dossier with funds supplied by the Hillary Clinton campaign and the Democratic National Committee. By that point, according to published reports, the dossier had been… Read more »

LCBren
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December 7, 2017 17:00

https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/pj-gladnick/2017/09/25/new-york-magazine-admits-mueller-investigation-fishing-expedition Got that? This is a “backward investigation” where “you don’t have a crime” so “you’re searching.” Oh, and you aren’t “really sure what you’re searching for” so you just “start asking around and see what comes up.” In fact you have to figure out “whether or not there is a crime.” Does this “backward investigation” not sound exactly like… Read more »

LC hilljohnny
LC hilljohnny
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December 8, 2017 11:54

Terrapod says:

Employees working for the Federal Government are barred from voting in federal elections

wouldn’t this block all military personnel from voting?

irish19
irish19
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December 8, 2017 12:00

:em03:
I’m wondering whether Trump is letting this all play out, giving the progs and their surrogates more and more rope until it is too close to the midterms for them to scrub it from the news before springing the trap.

LCBren
Admin
December 8, 2017 14:03

We know that Flynn lied to investigators. We also know that Flynn failed to register as a foreign agent TWICE. We also know that Flynn was involved in planning the kidnapping of a Turkish Imam out of Pennsylvania in exchange for $15 million in cash — while working as Trump’s National Security Advisor.The BBC reports Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation… Read more »

BC, Imperial Torturer
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December 8, 2017 17:16

Until you’ve been under legal jeopardy in a federal court, you really have no understanding just how ruthless the federal prosecutors can be. Especially if the government thinks you might have information that will take down someone higher than you. The pressure they bring against you is massive. They will stack a pile of serious charges up against you and… Read more »

LC Xystus
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December 8, 2017 17:50

BC @20.

So, you’re speaking from experience, one can assume?

I was about to ask the same question.

Delta J Alpha @17.

Well, of the nine people who still remain here, you have to wonder…

What? Is that the Empire’s current size?

LCBren
Admin
December 8, 2017 18:48

Oh yeah the Fake News Network does it again The new reports said Trump Jr. and other campaign officials had received an email pointing them to the WikiLeaks documents on the afternoon of Sept. 14 — after they had already been made public. The original CNN report said Trump Jr. had received the email on Sept. 4, before WikiLeaks had… Read more »

Terrapod
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December 8, 2017 19:37

Ummm… that comment about the “R” party about to elect Roy Moore (some expletive descriptor), gosh is it not funny that the Red Diaper Doper Baby – Allred has suddenly vanished and the accuser has admitted to faking the yearbook entry and lying about the alleged event?? Amazing is it not? That there are slimeballs on both sides of the… Read more »

Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches
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December 11, 2017 19:25

LC hilljohnny @ #:16

wouldn’t this block all military personnel from voting?

Technically, they’d have a conflict of interest, too.

LCBren
Admin
December 17, 2017 01:00

Once all of the exculpatory evidence comes out, ESPECIALLY the evidence showing that the FISA warrant was obtained under false pretenses (Read: Based on knowingly-false DNC/Shillary-financed fairy tale “dossier”), any case brought about by ANY action after that is de facto “null and void”.

The fact that a demoted FBI agents wife worked for…Fusion GPS,,,the smell is starting to show.