We say, as we note the massive non-event that was the Pantifa RevolyUUUUUUUUUtion of November 4, 2017, hordes of rampaging, howling, hysterical fascists heroically refusing to show up all over the nation.
They must have forgotten that mom had told them to do the laundry today, and that will never do. Basements are hard to come by these days.
And they’d prepared so WELL, too (thanks, Holger):

ACHTUNG PANZER!!!!
Sadly, it was all for nought.
And here we were, badly in need of some target practice. Oh well.
At least we got the media to loudly proclaim how silly those “right-wingers” were for talking about it, considering how lame and pathetic Pantifa really are.
And bite you did.
Dumbtards.
Thatisall.
I was promised riots and revolutions! Where are my riots and Revolutions?


I am…DISAPPOINTED!!
A simple immigration test for all countries: 0. Do you speak English? Y/N 1. Do you accept Shariah law? Y/N 2. Do you accept the law of the United States Constitution above all others? Y/N 3. Do you have marketable skills and a waiting job on arrival or a sponsor who will pay 100% of your upkeep until employed? Show… Read more »
My Ex is Chinese and an Immigrant. Her english was atrocious when she first came over. (K-1 visa). Once she settled in, she essentially moved into the local school that taught ESOL.
She’s functional in English, learned to drive here, took her tests in English and has assimilated reasonably well.
And she isn’t Muslim so that isn’t a problem.

Angry #3 The ability to respond to these questions would be the initial litmus test. No translators allowed in the interview room and no other members of the family either. If I wanted my foreign born spouse to gain entry, it would behoove me to assist with the language before applying for entry. It seems to me that a rudimentary… Read more »
Terrapod @ #: Don’t forget the desire to assimilate. Many immigrants have come to America and worked their buts off to become Americans. Many spoke no English. My (Unfortunately) Ex Wife is a case in point. Her English was terrible, then she spent the next two years working hard to learn. How good did she become? She aced her written… Read more »
Hahaha! “and now the road test” Have trained 3 teens and now working with a niece. When I am done they can parallel park like pro’s and have never been in a car/car collision (so far PTL). Avoiding stationary objects is still a problem apparently, niece slid into a guard rail, too fast for conditions on a turn. That comes… Read more »
angrywebmaster @ #:
Genetically impossible!
Hahaha! “and now the road test” Have trained 3 teens and now working with a niece. When I am done they can parallel park like pro’s and have never been in a car/car collision (so far PTL). Avoiding stationary objects is still a problem apparently, niece slid into a guard rail, too fast for conditions on a turn. That comes… Read more »
Radical Redneck @ #: Genetically impossible! Well, she didn’t drive in her land of birth, and there were a few incidents after she got her license. One of my favorites was after her return from a visit to China. She had gotten her license just before going back. Our brother inlaw, (Who is Puerto Rican), was a bit under the… Read more »
Terrapod @ #:
My Ex failed the road test 3 times. The last time so badly the tester drove the jeep back himself.


When she finally passed on the 4th attempt, she literally bounced across the parking lot to where I was waiting yelling “I pass test! I pass test!!