Looks Like the Cleaning Crew Has Been on Vacation as Well

Because, seriously, look at all of the dust around here!

Yes, His Imperial Majesty has been more than just a little bit absent and for that we apologize. We’ve not deserted the place or “given up” on it, this place means too much for us, not to mention how much all of YOU mean to us, which is really the most important part of it all, it’s just that life’s been a bit hectic around the palace. What, with economic issues, working entirely too many hours in the day to keep the utilities on or, at the very least, staunch the bleeding from our meager savings, and so on and so forth.

That, of course, has played a part. We do need, much as we hate to admit it, to sleep every once in a while.

But also because we’ve frankly become sick and tired of the insanity of it all. Everybody seems to have lost their shit, thrown a gasket, gone fishing, went around the bend etc., and dealing with The Daily Outrage™ every five minutes just gets so very… tiresome.

So we’ve spent a month just tuning out, mostly, from it all, and it felt good. There is only so much shouting into the wind you can do before you start wondering if you might not be better served by just holding your breath since what the hell difference does it make? Obviously mankind is too bloody terminally demented to recognize even the most basic of historically proven facts even if you beat them bloody upside the head with them until your arms grow tired so, again, what’s the point?

The point is, of course, that if nobody ever bothers to point out the obvious, even if the world doesn’t give a damn, then nobody gets to point out that “hey, we bloody well told you so, didn’t we?”

Not that THAT changes anything, but at least you can say you tried.

Well, we’ve tried for a decade and a half and we were getting tired.

But we’ll try for a decade and a half more, G-d willing, because we just simply can’t shut up.

How does it go again? “All it takes for evil to win is for good people to do nothing?”

But we guess even good people need a rest.

Rest taken, back into the fight.

Once we get our finances back under control again, but we’re hardly alone in struggling with that in this wonderful post-Obumfuck “Utopia” in which we live, so enough about that.

And, as we dive back into the “news” again, we find that there is much to be optimistic about.

For one, we normals, or “normies” as some have taken to call us, are winning the culture war, bigly. Finally. It may not look like it to some people, but that’s because they’re not paying attention. With every hysterical outburst from the increasingly desperate and deranged Prozi left, they’re losing and we’re winning, and they’re doing it all to themselves. Best part of it is that they’re not even aware of it, so they keep doubling down on stupid.

Take the NFL suicide. Whoever in “professional” football thought it would be a good business decision to deliberately piss off the one core demographic that pays their ridiculously inflated salaries ought to voluntarily submit to a lobotomy. They’d most likely be more intelligent after the procedure, even if it went horribly wrong and ended up destroying 85% of their brain tissue. Seriously, as somebody foreign born, we would like very much for somebody to teach us just what exactly the benefits of an MBA is, because so far we haven’t met anybody with that degree who has shown any signs of intelligence that they didn’t already have before they wasted their money on getting it.

We HAVE met, however, quite an extraordinary number of individuals with said degrees who showed just about the same amount of business acumen as your average garden snail.

Or Hollywood, and their insufferable, finger-wagging exhortations to vote the Prozi ticket 24/7. How has that helped Hollywood’s bottom line? Not very much, unless actual numbers and facts are lying to us, which we’re sure that the abnormal Prozi losers will be only too happy to tell us that they are. Every new “blockbuster” out of that Marxist farm team is a giant bomb at the box office and they’re only years away from bankruptcy unless they somehow, miraculously, gather enough neurons to muster an IQ above double digits and realize that nobody’s buying the shit they’re selling.

It certainly didn’t help the demented, alcoholic, brain-damaged old felon granny Felonia von Pantsuit get elected, did it?

Academia? Oh, it’s a mess to be sure, but with Berzerkeley and Mizzou reporting catastrophic drops in enrollment rates, just to name two, it looks like the Prozi “long march through the institutions” isn’t turning out quite the way they wanted it to turn out.

And don’t get us started on the Fakenews Media, who are posting layoff rounds more frequently than Anthony Weiner sends pictures of his tiny penis to elementary school students.

There is a lot of heartache going on in the Blogosphere about how President Trump isn’t doing enough to drown the swamp critters in DC, and we agree on pretty much all of that. We haven’t heard nearly enough of his trademark “YOU’RE FIRED” to suit our tastes and we, quite frankly, cringe with the rest of you, wondering why the hell he’s not rolling out the heavy artillery more often.

The thing is, he’s the President. He’s not G-d, or an Emperor, both of which his predecessor thought he was, and he’s playing by the rules. That’s not really a Bad Thing™, when you think of it. Sure, it would be awesome to see him show the same utter disregard for the rules as O-Jugears did and hoist the Prozi fascists on their own petard, but we’re not sure that would be nearly as effective as what he really IS doing.

Listen, the situation we find ourselves in didn’t come about overnight, it is the result of normal people not fighting the culture war for decades and allowing the Prozi fascists’ Long March™ to continue unimpededly. It took them and their Soviet paymasters and no, that is NOT a conspiracy theory, we’re quite familiar with the KGB’s methods during the Cold War (and so are you, if you ever bothered to listen to the defectors who laid it out plain to see for everybody) several decades to achieve the rot we’re in right now. It was really well played by them, we have to say, with the respect you owe an opponent who’d bested you.

It’s not just going to go away overnight. First we have to take back the culture, and then the rest will follow.

As the great Andrew Breitbart said again and again: Politics is downstream from culture. Those words are some of the smartest words we ever heard anybody ever utter.

And think what you like about President Trump, but he knows how to keep the culture war going and he knows how to win it.

The NFL brou-ha-ha? In the old days, it would have been a story running for a couple of days, insincere apologies would have been offered and the sheeple would have bought it and gone back to sleep. Thanks to his “irresponsible” tweets, it has been on the forefront of the news for weeks now and people are getting ever more outraged.

Call him an idiot again if you like and it makes you feel better, we just know that it’s working.

He’s throwing the Prozi hyenas bait on a daily basis that they can’t resist, forcing them to expose themselves on a daily basis as the America-hating, treasonous, deranged, dangerous imbeciles that they really are, and it’s working.

All the rest of us have to do is to keep up the drumbeat.

Have you provoked your neighborhood Prozi today? If not, get to it.

Every time they step on their own dicks because they can’t help themselves, they’re losing.

We’ve got this. Hold our beer.

Thatisall.

11 comments

  1. 1
    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology growls and barks:

    Anyone know what happened to Angry White Dude?

    But I jest (sorta). Welcome back, Emperor!

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Listen, the situation we find ourselves in didn’t come about overnight, it is the result of normal people not fighting the culture war for decades and allowing the Prozi fascists’ Long March™ to continue unimpededly. It took them and their Soviet paymasters and no, that is NOT a conspiracy theory, we’re quite familiar with the KGB’s methods during the Cold War (and so are you, if you ever bothered to listen to the defectors who laid it out plain to see for everybody) several decades to achieve the rot we’re in right now. It was really well played by them, we have to say, with the respect you owe an opponent who’d bested you.

    It’s not just going to go away overnight. First we have to take back the culture, and then the rest will follow.

    Absolutely, exactly right, Imperator!
    I’ve said this for a long time. We have to be ready for the long haul to win this thing. And it might very well be a bumpy ride to the finish. I’m waiting to see what the BLM/Antifa/Occupy types are going to do on Nov. 4 when they say they have something big planned. It might be a flashpoint or it might be a fizzle. We shall see.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I’ve been doing my best to cause trouble, but no one can top Michael Z. Williamson for pure over the top liberal outrage. (As he’s causing it) He’s currently trolling for liberals on his Faceplant page, ramping up the offensive resnarks.
    :em05:

    I told him he needed to work harder since I wasn’t offended yet. Maybe he should show a picture of his gun collection? I especially loved the ones of his then 9 year old daughter with an AR15 with pink furniture, or the one of her standing behind an M1919 set up in the living room on Christmas day.
    :em01:

    We also have John Kasich threatening to leave the Republican Party if they don’t “Get fixed.” I think he probably means neuter Trump. I wish Kasich well cummuning with fellow former Republican, George Will. By the way, has anyone seen or heard from Boy George since he took a powder?
    :em03:

    And Hollyweird wants to make a new series based on Eric Holder’s career.
    :em06:

    We don’t need to go into the horror in Vegas. The victims hadn’t even been removed yet when the Proglodtye Scum Commiecrats were screaming “BAN GUNS!!”
    :em08:
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    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    Welcome back from the gulag, Mein Imperator! The liquor cabinet’s empty from the party that Sir George, Imperial Font of Knowledge, and I had over the last couple of months. We’ll have to send out a couple of naval supply ships to the Motherland to replenish the stocks. The “help” just ain’t what it used to be and we’ll have to be looking for replacements, since they somehow ended up in multiple shipping containers headed for Antarctica***.

    ***We’ll be putting together “an investigation” to find out how that happened, just as soon as Holder, Lerner, Lynch, Podesta, Shillary & Co. are indicted for their thousands of felonies.
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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Re Vegas

    Family member says the US needs a total gun ban, Started to explain to her that that will never happen and cant and WONT…then basically as the Emperor says..didnt bother.

    Head = brick wall- aint doing that any more.

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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Welcome back Misha, even if it is for a cameo. Nothing to say yet on the LV shooter as I think the “leaks” that the MSM is reporting are all fabrications based on wild ass playbooks.

    Seems like the local sheriff is a solid well grounded type, hope he can hold up against the deep state (effen bee aye) who are sure to try and pressure him for a desired outcome as opposed to the truth and facts.

    Thought about you recently when a nice Ford police cruiser came up for auction with under 100K miles. Let me know if you are still of a mind to own one as they pop up here fairly often what with the Michigan police dwindling away due to lack of funding.

  7. 7
    Ironbear growls and barks:

    Welcome back, Emperor.
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  8. 8
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Thanks, all, for the hearty welcome back and, much more than that, for you still even bothering to hang around, something which I have most definitely NOT earned.

    Yet here you are, which humbles me. In a good way.

    I suspected that you might have had something to do with the sudden scarcity in the Imperial Booze Locker, BC, and it comforts me that it went to a Good Cause™. I was worrying that Caligula had gotten into the stock for one of his Goats and Maidens Extravaganzas™. That boy worries me.

    Terrapod says:

    Thought about you recently when a nice Ford police cruiser came up for auction with under 100K miles. Let me know if you are still of a mind to own one as they pop up here fairly often what with the Michigan police dwindling away due to lack of funding.

    The current cruiser is alive and well, thankfully, and I wouldn’t have the money to replace it if it wasn’t, but thanks very much for thinking of me! I’m taking as much care of her as funds allow, because with Ford not making them anymore since ’11, I know full well that chances of getting another one are dwindling.She’d better last forever!

    Anyway, I’ll try to do better with my writing, you guys deserve better than what I’ve been giving, and all of you mean a whole lot to me. We’ve been through a lot together, haven’t we?

    I just couldn’t stand the insanity and got tired of the constant drumbeat of micro-analyzing and bickering about cabinet decisions and policy and why the hell isn’t the wall built and what about Obamacare, all of it meant to dispirit us because it is all the Prozi Left has got.

    So I’ll try to look at the big picture instead. What really matters right now?

    Sure, the President can write a half a million EOs, hire a bunch of true blue firebrands, but none of that will last. It will take the next president, be he or she Prozi or Cuck GOPe, that’s a distinction without a difference, exactly three months to undo completely. It. Doesn’t. Matter. Sure, it would be great to see, but what we need is lasting gains, such as stuffing the courts with Normals and starting to win the culture war and, guess what, PDT has been doing nothing BUT for these past many months. THAT will last for decades to come, yet nobody wants to talk about that.

    Yes, we need to rebuild the shining city on that hill, but first we’ve got to take the damned hill!
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    Ironbear growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    Thanks, all, for the hearty welcome back and, much more than that, for you still even bothering to hang around, something which I have most definitely NOT earned.

    Yet here you are, which humbles me. In a good way.

    I suspected that you might have had something to do with the sudden scarcity in the Imperial Booze Locker…

    *ahem* Quickly hands BC the half empty bottle of Vodka.

    What Imperial Booze Locker, My Lord? :)

    Meh. I still check back periodically to see if the throne is still empty. But don’t be insulted if we check to make sure it’s really you and not one of the Emperor-bot Body Doubles sent in to make sure we’re all still alert.

    Now, hold still, this’ll only hurt for a minute, Emperor. Turn your head and cough…
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    Ironbear growls and barks:

    Emperor Misha I says:

    I just couldn’t stand the insanity and got tired of the constant drumbeat of micro-analyzing and bickering about cabinet decisions and policy and why the hell isn’t the wall built

    http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2017/10/04/house-committee-approves-10b-border-wall/

    Wall.
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    Just Another Random Nut, GLOR growls and barks:

    Oh wow. It’s still here and you guys are still here. I did wander off for a good while, as I’m won’t to do, but the fact is that I’ve managed to saddle myself with a Prozi liberal academia girlfriend (yes, I’ll come out and say that) who’s managed to pull my head down and silence me for longer than I like to admit.

    Having dealt with that and being in the process of pulling myself out and restoring my life, perspective, and sanity, I do have a theory about liberals. Every liberal I’ve ever met has had problems staring reality in the face and seeing it for what it is. For whatever reason, and I’m sure that no two reasons are the same, they just can’t deal. So they create this “reality” for themselves that reflects The Way Things Ought To Be™, and all the ones I have met crumble when reality rears its ugly head and fish slaps them in the face. In my GF’s case, she looks to me to make things right.

    :em08:

    Honestly, it’s you guys that helped me pull out and not just shut up. You guys are the best bunch of people I’ve had the pleasure of dealing with in a long time, and it made me remember what being around real people who didn’t try to control and use me was like. I don’t always agree with you, but that’s okay too. Respectful disagreement needs to replace censorship and ad hominem attack if we’re to win back the culture war, I think. Of course, respect is earned…and right now, liberals don’t have mine. I just kind of feel sorry for them really.