It’s Becoming Really Difficult to be a Good Christian These Days

But we’ll persevere.

When we first heard the news that John McNoShame (D-ThanksAFuckloadArizona) actually had a brain (a prerequisite for the ailment he was just diagnosed with), our initial urge to rush to the keyboard and post something decidedly un-Christian was quite overwhelming. But we managed. Barely. With the aid of a half bottle of some rotgut which shall remain nameless, lest some hapless soul try it out for themselves.

We were very proud of ourself, even if our head was hurting a smidgen, and we had a taste in our mouth much like the rotting carcass of a skunk.

And then we learned of his role in the latest Cuckservative Failure Theatre™ performance, where the “GOP” bravely and courageously rescued ObumfuckCare, the same ObumfuckCare that they’d been farming votes on being in defiant opposition to for going on 8 years, the same ObumfuckCare that McStain hisself had claimed to be “leading the fight against” last he was up for election.

There were six other treasonous, lying, backstabbing Cuckservative fuckwads among the “no” votes, representing six utility poles in dire need of decoration, but ’nuff said about them. For now.

McStain, on the other hand… Even at death’s door he will shy away from no single opportunity to stab Americans in the back. The filthy, disgusting, unmentionably vile waste of perfectly good protein is making it damn near impossible for this struggling Christian to refrain from typing out our true opinion of the worthless sack of shit that he is.

And we’re out of rotgut. Still, we must. Let’s just say that what we would type if our sense of decency and decorum would allow us would most likely cause the server upon which this site resides to vanish in a giant puff of sulfurous smoke, leaving only a smoking crater leading deep into the very bowels of Hell itself.

On the other hand, the President just shitcanned that leaking, two-faced, sniveling weasel, Reince Priebus (or however the Hades you spell his alien name), so the week was not entirely without good news.

Thatisall.

8 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    McStain is and always has been a disloyal scumbag. He should have ben jailed for his actions during the Keating 5 scandal. (They all should have been)

    I hope he suffers a slow, lingering death and feels his mind being destroyed.
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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    Brace yourselves, there is a lot more house cleaning coming in DC, both within the Trump Admin and outside in Willy Wonka Jurassic Park land that is “The Swamp TM”

    I gather that Mr. Trump has run out of patience with the whole lot of them and few if any are aware of what he is capable of when really pissed off. The man does not lie down in defeat, he counter attacks!

    If I were Jared it would be time to be very cautious, son in law or not.

    Interesting times do call for something more than cheap rotgut, stick to the single malts or better bourbons :em01: . .

  3. 3
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Terrapod @ #:

    If I were Jared it would be time to be very cautious, son in law or not.

    I really don’t see that much of a problem with Jared. I have no doubt that he and his “President in-Law” have had some face to face private discussions and they are all on the same page.
    One of the big rumors now running around is that Sessions will be moved over to DHS to take over for Kelly, and that this was set up a few weeks ago.
    :em03:
    If this actually happens, then Trump can put someone in place who will either reign in Mueller, or outright fire him if needed.
    Honestly, with all the information now out there, Mueller should shut everything down and would if he actually had any ethics. The entire reason for his appointment has blown up thanks to Comey’s admission that his goal was to get a special prosecutor appointed.
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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    On the other hand, the President just shitcanned that leaking, two-faced, sniveling weasel, Reince Priebus


    About.

    FUCKING.

    TIME.

  5. 5
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LCBrendan @ #:

    About.

    FUCKING.

    TIME.

    Our President is fair. He gave “Wash” Reince “Fail” plenty of rope to hang himself with. Priebus’s epic failure was truly…epic.
    :em05:
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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    I hope he suffers a slow, lingering death and feels his mind being destroyed.

    Not me, I want the motherfucker dead and causing no more problems. His replacement may, if we’re very lucky be just a little bit less sucky.

  7. 7
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Aren’t you only supposed to turn the other cheek once? Songbird used that one up a long time ago. Fuck him; he’s an enemy. Let him experience his suffering to the absolute fullest.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:5

    Priebus’s epic failure was truly…epic.

    Had Prince Riebus ever actually succeeded at anything other than being promoted for doing nothing/not being Michael Steele?