Keep On Beclowning Yourselves, Mostly Socialist Media

This is, after all, How We Got Trump™ (or, more importantly, how we dodged the 200MT nuclear device that was Felonia von Pantsuit).

So now the latest “colluuuuuuuuuusion” narrative is how Donald Trump Jr. was aiding and abetting an enemy of the United States by, wait for it, talking to a Russian who claimed to have some dirt on Felonia von Pantsuit which, coincidentally, it turned out that the Russian didn’t have, she just wanted to get close to Jr. to try to sell her own stuff.

The world has truly gone mad.

First off, we must have missed the part where Russia was officially declared an enemy of the United States of America. That’s the sort of thing we think ought to merit at least a brief headline, yet we can’t recall seeing one. Pretty important, though.

Second of all, his “colluuuuuding” and “aiding and abetting” considered, in toto, of the following: Somebody offered some dirt on his dad’s opponent and he decided to listen and, by the way, got nothing.

You know, like every candidate in the history of elections ever. Somebody offers dirt on your opponent, you listen, and doing so doesn’t make you a “colluder” or an “aider and abetter”. Not doing so, on the other hand, makes you a drooling idiot.

Keep digging, ProziMedia and NeverTrumpers (a distinction without a difference at this point), you’re hilarious!



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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Leftards, when they find themselves in a hole they don’t stop digging, they call in a Bagger 288.

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    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    And once more a coveted FIRST! :em01:

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Felonia von Pantsuit tries to destroy all evidence when it’s discovered she was illegally using a private email server.

    Trump Jr. releases the entire email chain.

    Felonia von Pantsuit sold her office as SecState to the RUSSIANS, handing them our Uranium.

    Trump Jr. is the one accused of treason by that ” rel=”nofollow”>creepy clown of a running mate Tim Kaine.

    Desperate NeverTrumpers still hoping to put anyone else in suspect that Mike Pence did it fueling their hopes that he will be president.

    Now, while all these distractions are occurring, dig deep and see what else President Trump is doing to Make America great Again. (He’s the master of releasing squirrels to attract the attention of morons)

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    And what they will wind up with in a day or so is the Maddow Trump tax return scenario

    Operation Nothingburger :em05:

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Now, while all these distractions are occurring, dig deep and see what else President Trump is doing to Make America great Again. (He’s the master of releasing squirrels to attract the attention of morons)

    Exactly. Obuttboy did that for eight years, and now Trump is proving he can do it even better. There was a list of what he has accomplished in this short time posted over on either AT of AS in response to some troll. The list is extensive.

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    Retired Spook growls and barks:

    My favorite accomplishment of the Trump administration is the firing of 500 VA managers, and suspension of 200 more. Eventually, the VA will have to change their motto: “Giving veterans a second chance to die for their country.”

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    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    You mean this?

    SOME REAL TRUMP NEWS Updated 07/05/17

    As you read this remember Pres Trump is donating his paycheck. He gets nothing from us for all of this work.


    2) $350+ billion deal with Saudi Arabia ($110 billion in arms $250 billion in trade/investment) creating 100,000’s of jobs in both countries, historic.
    3) Pulled out of PARIS ACCORD
    4) Had a major victory on sugar exports from Mexico. Made Mexico drop the exports % and the amount of refined sugar. Will help our sugar industry and the US sugar mills that produce refined sugar from raw sugar.
    5) Notified Congress of NAFTA renegotiation on May 18th. Talks can start 90 days later on Aug 16th, 2017
    6) China Trade deal opening up beef and LNG gas as well as giving a way to get 1 billion Chinese credit scores so the USA can offer them credit. Trade deal was done in record time.
    7) Sec Ross has slapped more than $2 billion in fines on China and Canada for illegal trade practices.
    8) the U.S. Department of Agriculture has reached agreement with Chinese officials on final details of a protocol to allow the U.S. to begin the beef exports to China (6/12/17). The first beef has been imported to China (06/30/17 and Sec Predue cut and ate a USDA prime rib in China)
    9) REOPENING KORUS trade deal per Sarah Sanders press briefing on 06/30/17)
    On Economy
    1) Unemployment rate 4.3% u-3 and 8.4% U6
    2) Proposed a $1 Trillion infrastructure project
    3) Stock Market at Historic Highs (as of 6/11/17 Dow up 16% NASDAQ up 19.5% since election day)
    4) US homes prices climb at fastest pace In 3 years per CNBC.
    5) Jobless claims hit 28 year low in Apr
    6) OPEC broken can no longer set prices due to USA energy production unleashed
    7) Secured $50 billion investment from Japan
    8) Secured $20 billion investment from Exxon in Gulf coast
    9) Gasoline at $1.95/gallon in Central NC (lowest price at this time of year since 2005 for entire US 06/30/17)
    10) Repealed 14 Obama regulations via CRA saving $ billions in costs to the economy
    11) Atlanta Fed sees 3.6% growth in 2nd qrt
    12) Federal debt is 130,455,438,424.64 billion LOWER since Dec 30th 2016 (as of 06/24/17) per
    13) Federal surplus was $182 billion at end of Apr (unexpected)
    14) Consumer and business confidence at record highs
    15) North Dakota experiencing a boom since Dakota access pipeline finished (500,000 Barrels now flowing through pipeline per day)
    16) Keystone pipeline construction ongoing
    17) Mining, steel and oil/gas jobs booming
    18) Mines reopening
    19) 600,000+ JOBS created since Jan1st (per BLS) 800,000+ per ADP
    20) Directed Dep’t of Commerce to streamline Federal permitting processes for domestic manufacturing
    21) Launched United States-Canada Council for Advancement of Women Entrepreneurs and Business Leaders with Canadian PM Justin Trudeau
    22) Cut 1.6 billion costs from Air Force one and F-35 airplanes.
    23) Regulatory freeze on all federal governmental agencies
    24) Making agencies cut 2 regulations for each new one.
    25) Saw the opening of the first NEW COAL MINE IN PA in YEARS creating 70 jobs at the mine and more than 400+ supporting jobs in the community. (06/10/17) Per foxnews.
    26) Coal for Central Appalachian coal has increased 8.95% this year. Increasing the economy for SE OH, SW PA, VA, MD and WVA
    27) Maine unemployment at 32 year low. The State dept of unemployment forced to layoff people because of lack of claims
    28) Food Stamp spending is down almost $1 billion per month and $12 billion per year per USAD
    29) Black unemployment at a 17 year low in May at 7.5% per Bureau of Labor Statistics. (06/24/17)
    30) Coal mining rose 19% in USA for first 5 months per US energy Department
    31) 1st qrt GDP revised up to 1.4%
    32) USA now pumping 500k more barrels of oil per day since Dec 31st. Now at 9.3 million bpd. 3rd in the world only 1.2 million bdp behind Russia and Saudi Arabia
    33) USA is the world leader in natural gas production
    34) Institute for Supply Management says its manufacturing index rose to 57.8 last month from 54.9 in May. Anything above 50 signals that factory activity is increasing (07/03/17)
    35) 15 of 18 manufacturing industries posted growth in JUNE per ISM (07/03/17)
    36) The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) statistics for fiscal year (FY) 2017 show that food stamp enrollment decreased nationwide by 2.9 percent over the past year (07/05/17)
    On Immigration
    1) Authorized DHS to hire 10,000 ICE officers & 5,000 border patrol agents
    2) Secured funding for more immigration judges for deportation cases in 2017 budget
    3) Ended “catch and release” policy
    4) ICE arrests up 40% as of May
    5) ICE arrests are 75% criminal illegals as of May
    6) Ice Arrests for non criminal illegals up 150% as of May due to sanctuary cities polices making Ice go to the home instead of the court houses
    7) 70%+ decrease in border crossings of illegal aliens in JAN,FEB,MAR,APR) 64% down in MAY
    8) No Cuban refugees seen by Coast Guard in Apr first time in 7 years
    9) Open bidding and plans submitted for the WALL. Finalists selected, prototypes to be unveiled this summer per CBP official/Breitbart news.
    10) 6ft chain linked fences being replaced by 20ft hardened steel fencing at border
    11) More than 1400 gang members have been arrested by ICE
    12) This year the U.S. has already deported 398 MS-13 gang members back to El Salvador – compared to only 534 for all of 2016
    13) Texas has passed a law outlawing sanctuary cities
    14) Foods stamp requests by ILLEGALS D O W N
    15) The Trump administration has moved to reopen the cases of hundreds of illegal immigrants who had been given a reprieve from deportation by Obama
    16) Per Sec Kelly Plans are to start building the WALL by end of summer.
    17) Travel ban EO cut refugees to 50,000. Has been blocked by courts so far.
    18) per Breitbart Sec Kelly has refused to expand H2-B visa program in FY 2017 Update 06/22/17 Sec Kelly will expand the H2-b visa program for a limited number of businesses that are in danger of failing and can’t find employment per breitbart.
    19) Pres Trump Sec of DHS ended DAPA (06/16/17)
    20) Refugees dropped by half entering the USA in first three months of Pres Trump’s admin over Obama’s admin. (6/24/17 per Washington Times)
    21) Per Pres Trump 6,000 MS-13 gang members arrested in first 5 months
    22) Per Sec Kelly 66,000 mostly criminal illegals arrested by ICE in first 5 months
    23) Kate’s Law passed the House 06/29/17)
    24) No Sanctuary Cities Law Passed the House (06/29/17)
    25) Illegal immigrant arrests in San Diego, Ca have more than doubled from 2016 and 2015 figures per the San Diego Union Tribune (07/04/17)
    26) In a reversal of Obama administration policy, federal prosecutors with Operation Streamline are filing criminal charges against migrants the first time they are caught crossing the border illegally. Per and breitbart (07/05/17)
    27) Refugee Arrivals Plummet in Week After Supreme Court Ruling on Trump Executive Order per Breitbart and Department of State website (07/05/17)

    ON LAW and ORDER

    1) Authorities have arrested an unprecedented number of sexual predators involved in child sex trafficking rings in the United States and around the world
    2) DOJ issues new sentencing guideline to enforce tougher laws on drug dealers
    3) DOJ stops Obama’s slush funds
    4) Massive raids on gangs going on across the nation
    5) More arrests for voter fraud in 2017 then anytime in recent history.
    6) DOJ and DHS ordered to take on transnational criminal gangs
    7) No tolerance for violence against LEO with a signed EO
    8) Fired FBI director who is and was a nutjob.
    9) Nominated Wray for FBI director
    10) Nominated 21 conservative judges to the federal court
    11) AG Sessions dismantling the Obama legal doctrine brick by brick at the DOJ per Bloomberg (06/29/17)
    12) Operation Broken Heart lead by the DOJ arrested over 1,012 sexual child predators across the nation bringing 69,000 cases against them. (06/28/17)
    13) AG Sessions has asked for an extra $26 million to hire 300 prosecutors devoted to gang violence and deportation cases per Bloomberg (06/29/17)
    14) DOJ drops case against the Washington Redskins (06/30/17) the era of Political correctness is over.
    15) AG Sessions condemned murder of NYPD on (07/05/17) calling the attack cowardly.
    ON Congressional and Executive action
    1) Confirmed Gorsuch to SCOTUS
    2) Signed 39+ Laws so far
    3) Signed more than 30+ EO
    4) Reviewing the Obama land grabs
    5) Reviewing and repealing Obama’s regulations
    6) Obamacare repeal and replace passed House stuck in Senate
    7) Tax cuts and reform moving through Congress
    8) Submitted 2018 Budget that cuts spending and give a pathway to a balanced budget in 10 years.
    9) Returned power to make decisions on “transgender bathrooms” to states
    10) Instituted 5-year lobbying ban for all Executive branch appointees
    11) Instituted permanent lobbying ban for foreign governments for all Executive branch appointees
    12) Banned aid helping foreign countries provide abortions (Mexico City Policy)
    13) Formed Commission on voter fraud led by VP Pence
    14) Returned the mission of NASA to space exploration
    15) Installing aspects of extreme vetting at points of entry to the USA
    16) signed Two bills into Law on June 2nd that makes it easier for family members of slain LEO to get benefits and that helps hire Veterans as LEO
    17) Sec of VA is starting process to combine the DOD and VA medical records to improve Veteran’s health. Massive shift in government policy.
    18) Pushing a massive overhaul of our FAA Air Traffic control….
    19) House votes to roll back Dodd Frank goes to the Senate
    20) Senate votes for VA accountability act. Goes to House passed house 06/13/17 major victory for Trump agenda signed into law on 06/23/17
    21) Pushing an apprentice program to train skilled works to fill 6 million open positions.
    22) The U.S. Treasury Department unveiled a sweeping plan on Monday to upend the country’s financial regulatory framework, 80% of which will be done from the executive side and does not need Congress. MAGA!!!!!
    23) Signed EO to reshape the education system of the USA to include votech and apprenticeships
    24) Did away with rules requiring the Federal government to report on the Y2K bug 17 years after 2000.
    25) President Donald Trump signed an executive order creating an accountability and whistleblower protection office at the Department of Veterans Affairs.(04/ 27/2017)
    26) Sec Zinke moves to purge the Interior department of Obama holdovers (6/16/17 per Washington post)
    27) Energy Department eliminating the Office of International Climate and Technology
    28) 22 federal agency task force formed to help the rural America fight regulations and lack of prosperity led by Sec Perdue
    29) Environmental Protection Agency has ended a nearly $1 million program that provided gym memberships for employees
    30) 5-0 in special elections (GA6 primary, KS, MT, GA6 final election, SC)
    31) Sec Kelly dropped many “Pro-Obama Islamic groups from funding” Groups that pushed for sharia law and closed muslim communities within the USA. (06/23/17 per breitbart)
    32) TRAVEL BAN upheld by SCOTUS by 9-0 ruling. Extreme vetting will now become law of the land.
    33) ScottPruitt signed #WOTUS proposed rule, supporting @POTUS order to restore the rule of law.
    34) Travel BAN now in full effect across the world. (06/29/17)
    35) Signed agreement to construct oil pipeline into Mexico
    36) Opening up LNG centers to ship LNG across the world (06/29/17)
    37) Introduced 6 point plan to unleash American energy (off shore, Nuclear, coal, NG,Oil, renewable) (06/29/17)
    38) President Trump Signs EO Reviving The National Space Council (06/30/17)
    39) Pentagon halts Obama’s transgender plan (07/01/17 per Breitbart)
    40) Sec Devos has stopped two obama regulations from going into effect which would have harmed for profit colleges. The Gainful Employment rule and the Borrower Defense rule (06/30/17)
    41) On May 4th, 2017 Pres Trump signed the Religious Freedom EO ordering his admin among other things to not enforce the Johnson amendment.
    42) Reduced White House expenses by $22 million by reducing staffing levels form Obama levels. Doing more with less
    43) . Donald Trump’s first-quarter salary donation will help fund the restoration of two projects at Antietam National Battlefield, Department of Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke announced Wednesday per Breitbart (07/05/117)

    On Foreign Policy

    1) Secured a 34,000 Arab force to fight ISIS in Iraq and Syria
    2) Sent 3 carrier battle groups to NK to pressure them on nuclear program, installed THADD in SK and Japan
    3) Working with China on NK
    4) Sent Navy to south China Sea to secure sea lines
    5) Fired 60 Tomahawks after a gas attack
    6) Got the G7 countries to agree that a nation has a right to control migration and immigration
    7) Had G7 countries agree NK was a threat
    8) Had G7 nations agree that Trade should be FAIR as well as FREE and that nations can punish non fair trade
    9) Had NATO agree to pay more and got more countries to pay their fair share of defense pact
    10) Have met with more than 100 of the world leaders many at the white house
    11) Pulled out of Paris Accord and freed the USA from the economic Slavery Obama sold us into
    12) Have surrounded ISIS in Iraq and Syria strongholds
    13) Have killed the ISIS commander in Afghanistan and reduced their strength by 2/3rd in Afghanistan
    14) Dropped the MOAB on ISIS killing more than 90 ISIS fighters
    15) First sitting POTUS to pray at the Western Wall
    16) Restarted peace process between Israel and PLO
    17) Visited the land of the three major religions in the world
    18) Opening of center to defeat radical Islam in cyberspace during Saudi Arabia visit. One orb to find them in the darkness and bind them.
    19) Gave powerful speech in the heart of Islam about the need to reform Islam and drive out the radicals
    20) Had G7 countries agree that refugees should stay as close as possible to home country and be returned when the threat is gone
    21) Got the Arab nations to cut ties to Qatar for funding terrorists. Massive historic shift in diplomatic actions in the Muslim world.
    22) Started the assault on Raqqa in Syria to defeat ISIS on June 6th 2017.
    23) Got Romania to up it’s NATO funding to 2.1% of GDP
    24) Has the Special Forces helping relieve siege in Philippines.
    25) visiting Poland (07/05/16)
    26) Per Sec Tillerson. The PLO has stopped the payments to terrorists families. Major change in PLO policy.
    27) Pres Trump’s State department secured the release of American citizen Otto Warmbeir from NK without paying $400 million ransom
    28) Pres Trump admin secured the release of American citizen, Aya Hijazifor, from Egypt Jail without paying $400 million ransom.
    29) Obama appointed Ambassador to Qatar “quit” during the biggest Crisis in Qatar’s history. What was she hiding?
    30) Gave Sec Mattis authority to set troop numbers in Afghanistan to turn the tide of the war. 06/16/17 .
    31) Rolled back Obama’s Cuban policy. 06/16/17
    32) Canada promised to increase defense spending by 70% (06/16/17)
    33) Gulf Countries sent Qatar a list of demands to defund terrorism, reject the Muslim brother hood so Qatar can return to the fold, direct consequence of Pres Trump’s trip to the middle east. Qatar has since rejected these demands setting a possible military conflict (updated 06/30/17)
    34) NATO countries (excluding the US) increase defense spending by 4.3% from last year per daily mail and breitbart(06/30/17).
    35) Per Iraq military Mosul has fallen. ISIS no longer controls the city. Just a couple pockets of resistance left per independent (06/30/17)
    36) Imposed Sanctions on major China Bank for it’s funding of North Korea and has declared the admin will work to cut North Korea off from access to the US financial market. (06/29/17)
    37) approved a $1.42billion arms deal with Taiwan (07/02/17)
    38) Reached out by Twitter to offer help to save baby Charlie Gard (07/03/17)
    39) The US ambassador to the UN threatens China and other countries who trade with North Korea with blockage from the USA market. (07/05/17)
    40) Pres Trump increases the threat to use of trade access to the US market to stop North Korea setting up a potential for a trade war with China (07/05/17)

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    LCBrendan growls and barks: is having joygasms

    IMPEACHMENT proceedings against Donald Trump have formally begun

    No, they havent. It’s a bullshit bill which is due to die shortly

    Clinton was acquitted

    Disbarred and disgraced.

    I feel sorry for these journojerks…theiy will be SO sad when their fantasies dont work out…. :em05: :em01:

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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    I just wonder what all these Proglodytes are going to do in 2018 when they lose another 3+ governorships, 100+ state seats and…. AND… lose another 4 senate seats while watching Trump’s agenda roll on picking up steam.

    For some reason a runaway Atlas Copco Dynapac 2500 comes to mind ( with der Trumpster steering of course) :em01:

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    LCBrendan @ #:
    That’s the one!

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    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Meanwhile, if anyone hasn’t heard yet, J. McContemned has Big-Head Ted’s Disease™.