Happy Birthday, You Lovely Old Broad!


Things are hectic around the Imperial Palace, finances are awfully, uncomfortably tight and boy do we need a vacation BUT…

There is nothing on Earth we’d rather be than an American, and nowhere we’d rather be than right the bloody hell here, in America!

Happy birthday, America, from this most grateful of all of your adopted children.

Let’s keep on making you great again!



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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Happy Brexit 1776!
    And Finances for me are collapsing. Lost the job I had a couple of weeks ago. Why? short version, I don’t speak Spanish.
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    One thing about sensible Muricans….we plough through no matter how bad it gets. Prayers for all going through difficult circumstances.

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:
    Sorry to hear about that. I know the feeling only too well.

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Radical Redneck @ #:
    Yeah, well Obama has his idea of hotdogs. That’s why he was back in his homeland of Indonesia. He was getting them from the source.
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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    irish19 @ #:

    Sorry to hear about that. I know the feeling only too well.

    And it’s off to the “Funemployment” office for a mandatory meeting.
    At this meeting they will tell me I won’t be getting any unemployment benefits because I wasn’t working for 2 quarters, even though my former employer stated as I was being shoved out the door that they wouldn’t contest the claim.

    At that point, I will get up, say thank you and leave said bureaucrat. I will resist the desire to inform them of my utter and complete contempt of them.
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    irish19 growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster @ #:
    The latter part is probably for the best.

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    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    Radical Redneck @ #:5

    Nothing better than a fine amalgam of lips and assholes!