You Might Want to Rethink that, Snowflake

Then again, no. Go with it. All the way, comrades, all the way! (We need the target practice).

The “Anti”fascist fascists are still smarting over the right royal arse-beating they received in Berkeley, getting their pasty butts chased out of town and their bodies soundly and righteously thrashed.

So what’s a good little fascist to do, then? That’s right. Up the ante!

A shocking number of our comrades went in there with absolute no combat training. We need to set up seminars or something of the sort.

Seminars? SEMINARS???

Bwahahahahahahahah!

How about some roundtable discussions, some group therapy “combat training” sessions, perhaps? It’d be hilarious!

Just keep in mind that most people on our side already had “seminars”, even though we called it “basic training” at the time. Sure, the food sucked and the actual suck sucked even worse, but they were highly effective. Heck, some among us even got sent on “field trips” to places with exotic names where they picked up even more useful skills, such as not wetting yourself and running for the hills when somebody sings “Battle Hymn of the Republic” at you. You know, like you sad little basement dwelling fags did in Berkeley.

And we got to learn to use guns, too. The really cool ones. The ones you masturbate sadly to when your dads let you out of the basement and allows you to borrow his PlayStation for an hour. Except ours were real, and we learned how to use them really well indeed.

You should probably think about that, too.

“I honestly think we need a campaign to get more antifa armed. It seems that seems to be the biggest problem with our resistance. They’re mostly armed, why aren’t we?

Or not. Hey, baby boys, you just go right ahead and have seminars about guns, then come back with your super cool Terminator mad skillz learned from watching Die Hard over and over again and show us amateurs how it’s done.

It’ll be fun, we tells ya!

Thatisall.

20 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    I do find it amusing how the anti-fascists never pull any of their stunts in states like mine. We now have constitutional carry.
    :em01:
    If they up the ante, the next step, provided the local police continue not doing their jobs, will be the pro-free speech and pro constitution people showing up with some real ordnance.
    :em06:
    An aside. While I was expending several hundred rounds of freedom last weekend, I took a look at a Tavor X95. I think I’ve found my next way to express my liberty.
    :em01:
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    irish19 growls and barks:

    Not to hijack the thread but today is Anzac Day.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY_ezjs0vkI

  3. 3
    Retired Spook growls and barks:

    Do your seminars, and then bring it on, bitchez! Nothing I like better than a reactive target.

    Seriously, do they really think that a seminar is the same thing as spending one’s formative years on a two-way rifle range?

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    DaToad growls and barks:

    That all expenses paid, (courtesy of the American Taxpayers), year long, camping trip in a SE Asian paradise surely was great training. I think there are a lot of us that don’t care for this BS and are ready to stand fast.

    I have a bit of precious metals in my bandolier portfolio

  5. 5
    LC Xystus growls and barks:

    Pre-positioning sharpshooters would seem an appropriate response.

  6. 6
    Azygos growls and barks:

    In other news Tits on a Chair withdrew her claim that a certain talk show host sexually harassed her.

  7. 7
    Veeshir growls and barks:

    The funniest part is that they think going to seminars will be enough.

    Well, that and WoW.
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  8. 8
    Radical Redneck growls and barks:

    A shocking number of our comrades

    I can’t believe nobody has mentioned this… :em03:

  9. 9
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher growls and barks:

    Radical Redneck @ #:8
    Why would it need mentioning? We already know that they’re communists.

  10. 10
    redc1c4 growls and barks:

    i still can recall that 4 month seminar i attended at the Harmony Church School for International Relations & Dispute Resolution back in 1983. :em05:

    pretty sure their syllabus isn’t quite as nuanced as ours was.

    or as intensive :em01:

  11. 11
    Retired Spook growls and barks:

    I’m pretty sure that when I went to the John Wayne School for Boys, at Ft. Bragg, in 1973, that we didn’t have safe spaces. Not that we’d have known what to do with them, anyway.

    Like I said before, “Bring it on, Bitchez!”

  12. 12
    Retired Spook growls and barks:

    I meant to add, “I’ll back my alma mater against yours, any day!”

  13. 13
    irish19 growls and barks:

    They’re mostly armed, why aren’t we?

    Probably because most of them are like this guy. I use the term “guy” here with serious reservations as to its accuracy.

  14. 14
    irish19 growls and barks:

    Let’s try that again

  15. 15
    irish19 growls and barks:

    Okay, linky tool to worky.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/firing-ar-15-horrifying-dangerous-loud-article-1.2673201
    This is the link to the NY Daily News story of the pansy who claimed firing an AR gave him ptsd.

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    redc1c4 growls and barks:

    or like this?

    World Class Marksmanship

    :em01:

  18. 18
    LC Gunsniper growls and barks:

    redc1c4 @ #16:

    He should learn how to empty a garbage can first. :em05:

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    irish19 growls and barks:

    redc1c4 @ #:
    :em05: :em05: :em05:

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    Retired Spook growls and barks:

    At the rate they’re moving, my magazine springs will take a set, and Alzheimer’s will set in before I get a chance to do anything fun! C’mon, kiddies, I ain’t gettin’ any younger, y’know!