…we learn that Shia LaPet has set what must be a record!
Yes, you read it right. The movie “Man Down”, in which Shia stars, made, wait for it, 7 quid at UK box offices on opening day!
That’s, er, one ticket.
Presumably bought by mistake.
Stick to hiding your flag, Shia. Watching you get humiliated in public draws so many more views.
Now, if only you could monetize that.