You’re So Fucking Speshul, Aren’t You?

So, we’re informed that a bunch of “anti”-fascist fascists in KKKalifornikate decided it would be fun to, once again, pepper spray people for not being fascists or something (we get confused. At least in our day, the fascists had the decency to call themselves fascists instead of anti-fascists), and the normal people decided that they weren’t going to stand for it.

A good time was had by all. Except for the “anti”-fascist fascists, who don’t quite enjoy it all that much when their intended victims fight back. Because they’re brave. “Bravery” to the fascists means only beating up on people who don’t hit back.

First they got some good old fashioned Facial Fistbumping:

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Sorry, we saw one where the fascist pig got a good fist bump to the noggin earlier, but now we can’t find it.

Then it was time to feed goodies to the doggies:

We just hope that the poor pooch got his shots before this

We just hope that the poor pooch got his shots before this

And then, to top off the hilarious WinCake with Awesomesauce, it was time for the antifas to adopt the French Advance™:

Bravely bold Sir Fuckface...

Bravely bold Sir Fuckface…

Just look at the scrawny Prozi wannabe, running from Old Glory like the devil himself was on his tail. If that doesn’t make your heart swell, we honestly don’t know what will.

At the end, there were 4 arrests made, all of them Prozi wankers, and hopefully they got a nice stay in a cell with the single most sex starved linebacker county could find, somebody hung like a horse.

Thatisall.

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fporretto
fporretto

If you like a little irony with your cornflakes, consider this: The probability that any of these “anti-fascists” will learn anything or change one single atom of their opinions is close enough to zero to ignore, despite the comeuppance they received. Indeed, I’d say it’s more likely that they’ll cite the beat-down as confirmation of their moral superiority.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

And I read that three of the “Ever so peaceful Social Justice Warriors” ever so peacefully spraying people with mace are looking at felony charges. Apparently giving people mace showers uninvited is illegal.
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dasbow
dasbow

Also also: One of the antifascistfascists pepper sprayed a woman, leading her husband to bash said antifascistfascist over the noggin with a MAGA flag. Several times. Even with an empty skull, that’s gotta hurt. I hope.

angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

By the by, I “Borrowed” one of the images and made a few “Improvements” to it. :em01: :em05:

Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery
Jaybear, Colonel of Imperial Ancient Artillery

It’s about damned time that we start swinging back. I saw the news video of that one street rat getting pummeled and he got a beating. Interviews with the little darlings were funny too, they said they were there for a peaceful dialogue and that the Trump people were flying swastika flags (none of which were photographed or even in… Read more »

Delftsman3
Delftsman3

All I can say is :em01: :em05: :em07: for these prozis getting what they deserved !

irish19
irish19

I just love happy endings.
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angrywebmaster
angrywebmaster

Emperor Misha I @ #:

I’m Emperor Misha I, and I approve of this improvement

Feel free to take the improved version and use it as you see fit.
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Fa Cube Itches
Fa Cube Itches

Cool – we finally found the point when the Right will actually fight back: when it outnumbers its opponents by about 70:1. At least it’s a start.