You Can’t Professionalize Unless You Federalize

Or so we’ve been told.

The very Professional Federal Child Diddlers of the TSA found another sexy little grope toy at DFW, a 13-year-old obvious terrorist guilty of the dangerous act of attempting to bring a laptop with him on the flight.

Mesmerized by the child’s audacity and his tight glutes (but mostly his glutes), the TSA then decided to go through a full body grope while a supervisor jacked off in a corner[citation needed]. This extended and unwanted rape session along with an extended search of the family’s carryon luggage went on for 45 minutes, causing them to lose their flight.

But at least this obvious threat to air travel safety was stopped, and a couple of TSA diddlers got the pressure blown off.

Seriously, you guys. We don’t know how many times we have to tell you, but here we go again: If you DON’T want your kids or yourselves molested by the TSA, dress everybody up in dish-dashas or burkas, put on fake beards where appropriate and stick a koran under your arms. For added effect, say “allah u akbar” a lot to each other.

That will guarantee that you get whisked right on through in record time.

Thatisall.

3 comments

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    Eventually, someone is going to clock one of theses serial molesters and a jury will acquit them.
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    irish19 growls and barks:

    If you DON’T want your kids or yourselves molested by the TSA, dress everybody up in dish-dashas or burkas, put on fake beards where appropriate and stick a koran under your arms. For added effect, say “allah u akbar” a lot to each other.

    Sad, but regrettably too close to the truth.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    angrywebmaster says:

    Eventually, someone is going to clock one of theses serial molesters and a jury will acquit them.

    The jury certainly would if I was on it. And if I were the judge, I’d sentence the prosecutor to death by fireants.
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