Season Four of Capture Shia’s Flag Ends Exactly as Expected

Wednesday, Shia laPet announced that, following his latest fiasco at keeping up his live stream of his “He Will Not Divide Us” flag, victory over the fun-loving folks at /pol/ was now assured as he had moved the flag to the top of a museum in Liverpool.

As if there are no /pol/’ers and assorted other weaponized autists in England. Mheh.

Today Yesterday, Season 4 ended.

Speculations on where Shia will put his stupid flag next (up his arse might be a good idea, since that might be one place even the most committed of /pol/’ers might refuse to go) in comments, please.



  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LeBarf might try at his own home. Then he can stand guard over it with his deadly semi-automatic assault crack pipe.

  2. 2
    Veeshir growls and barks:

    He’d be best off if he brought it to the Bronx, Chicago or South Central, but I’m not sure if any of his servants have relatives there.

  3. 3
    Ironbear growls and barks:

    I vote that he hide it in Amy Schumer’s vagina.

  4. 4
    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Ironbear says:

    I vote that he hide it in Amy Schumer’s vagina.

    Maybe he’ll find an original joke up there that he can give her while he’s at it.

  5. 5
    LCBrendan growls and barks:

    Apparently now it is online somewhere.

  6. 6
    BC, Imperial Torturer growls and barks:

    He should put it up in Mecca, since he’s already on his knees and fellating the syphilitic, goat-molesting Pedophile Profit’s (Piss Be Upon Him) followers. He wouldn’t have far to go to sate his hunger to be buggered by his self-chosen overlords. (They also offer nice, soft, hand-woven rugs so he won’t get his knees and palms all skinned up.)

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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    LCBrendan @ #:

    Apparently now it is online somewhere.

    As a web site or another web cam deal?
    If the former, the army of weaponized autistics from 4Chan are probably searching for it and looking at a way to “improve” the site.