Another Thing That “Never Happened”… Happened

The FBI is not cooperating with the House of Representatives’ investigation into the NSA’s surveillance of the Trump campaign during the 2016 election, the chairman of the U.S. House Permanent Select Committee, Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.), said today.

During an explosive press conference outside the White House, Nunes told reporters that communications from the Trump team were picked up and disseminated within the government during the 2016 campaign. Nunes said sources within the intelligence community presented him with the information. He spoke to the press after briefing the administration.

So, no surveillance ever happened? Pull the other one. It plays “The Marsellaise”.

Of course, any idiot knows that surveillance happened, unless they’re the very Special Kind of Idiot™, we’ve been surveying every single bit of information from abroad going into this country (or out) since we had the ability to do so.

But, the goalposts have been moved. Unless President Trump can prove that Jugears personally hid in his liquor cabinet with a mic and a steno pad, nothing ever happened.

You’d have to be as mentally stunted as a journalist to buy that one, and that would require a lobotomy at the very least.

What is truly interesting, and therefore not surprisingly unreported in this whole case, is that Jugears, in the final weeks of his “presidency”, lifted the requirement that you had to mask out names of individuals not directly the subjects of an investigation which, some might say, might make it easier for some to “leak” information that, we hasten to add, could never have been leaked because the investigation never happened in the first place, in spite of the fact that this kind of investigation has been happening since we decided we were a country.

You really have to be as retarded as a Prozi voter to make any sense of this nonsense.

Unfortunately, there are quite a large number of twats who haven’t been weeded out by natural selection yet.

“Incidental” our arse.

But, by all means, keep breeding on those sub-paramecium individuals. After all, it would be “un-American” to do otherwise. And, after all, a hole is a hole, isn’t it?

Thatisall.

5 comments

  1. 1
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    You’d have to be as mentally stunted as a journalist to buy that one, and that would require a lobotomy at the very least.

    You do know that a lobotomy can’t be performed on journalists? Doctors need something to work on.
    Trump is being attacked from two sides.
    The Democrats, who’s sole goal is absolute power and the institution of a single party state, are launching a frontal, human wave Banzai charge, and the NeverTrumpers who are trying to do unto Trump what Brutus did unto Caesar.
    :em08:
    None of these morons understand that it won’t take much for to push things beyond the point of no return.
    :em06:
    As for the “Wiretapping” of trump? I doubt they planted bugs in the phone lines, which is the traditional meaning of wiretapping, I do think Obama had him monitored and that this is another Watergate, only worse.
    :em03:
    But, he is a Islamocommiecrat and so the Mostly Stupid Media will cover up for him instead of investigating.
    :em04:
    Oh, by the way. Did anyone notice that the CIA’s “Toolkit” for hacking is out in the wild, and one of the tools makes it look like the Russians did it?
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    dasbow growls and barks:

    And how is it that the FBI is not cooperating? Excuse me, but does President Trump’s DoJ not run the show here? If all else fails, have congress issue a subpoena and comply 1000% instead of fighting it. Heads need to roll.

    Rope. FBI. Tree. Some assembly required.

  3. 3
    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    dasbow @ #:

    And how is it that the FBI is not cooperating? Excuse me, but does President Trump’s DoJ not run the show here?

    They haven’t gotten the memo yet. It’s also possible that Trump and Sessions are just paying out the rope, making sure it’s long enough to do a proper job when they pull the trap.
    :em03:

    Rope. FBI. Tree. Some assembly required.

    Rope. Vomey. Tree. Some assembly required.
    There, fixed it for ya.
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    dasbow growls and barks:

    I didn’t want the FBI to think I was specifically naming Vomey (nice deflection, BTW). They may still be efficient at some aspects of their job.

  5. 5
    Fa Cube Itches growls and barks:

    dasbow @ #:4

    They may still be efficient at some aspects of their job.

    Killing unarmed mothers and flambee-ing children, at the very least.