Friends, Romans, countrymen, it’s over. The Prozis got President Trump good this time.
Time to pack up and go home and, let’s face it: it was bound to happen.
Intrepid journalist Creutzfeld Jakow, sorry, Rachel Madcow, got President Trump’s tax returns (never mind that makes her an accessory to a felony after the fact, that’s not important) and rightfully, justifiably so, spent all day yesterday crowing how she, Creutzf… dammit, Rachel Madcow, single-handedly was going to slay the beast on her show that very night!
And slay she did. In front of millions. OK, strike that, it was on PMSNBC so let’s be charitable and say in front of dozens of viewers she revealed that President Donald Literally Hitler Trump McNaziface paid a mere $38,000,000 out of his total income of $150,000,000, for an effective tax rate of 25.3%…
Wait… Seriously? SERIOUSLY!
We built up all of this tension just for… THIS???
We can only imagine how PMSNBC’s last three viewers must have felt last night.
It’s not so much that it’s fake, it’s that it’s so laughably pathetic.
If you’re going to spend your entire careers, if one can call what you do that, making up whoppers, you could at least try to make them mildly interesting.