Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some Assembly Required

Oh yes, we remember their outrage, OUTRAGE about that T-shirt. First when we launched it, and then, much more hysterically, during the election.

This nation is rapidly reaching the point where they’ll end up outraged at the end of a rope while their feet kick the air.

From the Fake News site, New York Times:

It’s an outcome that many on the right seem to be aching for. Though speakers of all ideologies regularly appear at colleges without incident, a few widely publicized disruptions feed a narrative of leftist enclaves of millennial snowflakes refusing to abide ideas they disagree with. From the president to Fox News, right-wing voices wail, through their megaphones, about how put upon they are, like soccer players collapsing to the turf and writhing in pretend agony.[Emphasis ours – Emp.M.]

“Pretend agony?”

Let’s post this again:


That kind of “pretend agony”, you disgusting, filthy, sub-human sacks of shit?

Want to tell that to gramps yourself? Maybe invite his entire extended family so you can pontificate to the lot of them how grampy is just a big, whiny, fake pretender with a victim complex?

Hey, why not make a national tour of it? Please let us know when you come to Texas. We’ll give you a proper welcome. Already have a nice tree scoped out that will do nicely.

Fuck you, you fetid piles of excrement.

Clock is ticking. Can you hear it?

It’s getting louder and louder.


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LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.dasbowEmperor Misha IVonZorch Imperial Researcherangrywebmaster Recent comment authors
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The New York Slimes reports factual news just like Swedish newspapers report on Islamic gang rapes.

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VonZorch Imperial Researcher

Misha, for shame. You need to be more inclusive. Lampposts work every bit as well as trees.


Emperor Misha I @ #:
Let them hug one last tree before they swing from it. Misha, ever the romantic.

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Emperor Misha I @ #:3

LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.
LC Sir Clambake, Imperial Black Ops Technician, K.o.E.

Remember seeing those scenes where the bodies lined the approaching highway to a city for miles? Crucified or hung, saw both. Would that make a sufficient wake up call? One doesn’t know whether to seal the bodies in plastic to make them last as a warning, or let the aroma be part of the reminder. You would only have but… Read more »