Oh Well…

We have to admit that we’re at least mildly disappointed that the DNC (Prozi Party) failed to elect Keith “allahuakbar” Ellison as their new chairman.

We mean, with a frothing, racist anti-Semitic lunatic as the head of the party, the parallels between the Prozi Party and a certain other party that they resemble more and more with every passing week would be complete. They’d just have to adopt German as their official language.

Instead, they chose to make do with a mere frothing racist.

Still close.

We can offer German lessons, Prozis, we’ll even consider offering you a discount if you buy in bulk.

And for the sake of Roehm’s left nut, get a better tailor to outfit your stormtroopers. They’re positively embarrassing as it stands right now!

Hugo Boss is still around, you know.



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    angrywebmaster growls and barks:

    They did name the Islamic Terrorist as the racist communist’s number two. (Appropriate sine Ellison is a POS) I just saw a head line, (Haven’t had a chance to read the story), that Perez is claiming Trump rigged the election.

    In other news, popcorn futures are at an all time high.

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    LC Mike in Chi growls and barks:

    Tommy Trotsky Perez is a good enough loudmouth to further the Demoncrats demise.
    After Zero alienated the Afro-As, it was the muzzies or the La razzas, I suppose.
    This meatball crows like a anarchist unionizer from the 1930’s.
    In a Twitter-flury he called out ‘The Presidernt Donald™’:

    Call me Tom. And don’t get too happy. @keithellison and I, and Democrats united across the country, will be your worst nightmare. https://t.co/fu7WvLofrD

    — Tom Perez (@TomPerez) February 25, 2017

    Some of the replies were priceless:


    thats it im soooo done with these democrats i don’t even care if Trump wins again in 2020 im out.. #DNCChair #DNCisDeadParty #DemExit pic.twitter.com/NfrnMnt0yk

    — Che Sandernista (@davyjoneslockuh) February 25, 2017

    Che Sandernista…ssppptt…ah…just damn.
    Another Butt-hurt Bernie Boy WithLatino leanings.
    Eh…a commie by any other name is still a murderous, deceitful turd.

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    Terrapod growls and barks:

    My advice to Perez: Go left young man, go left until the pacific and keep going. Bloody communist lemmings need a good long dose of anoxia,

    Ah! but they are already brain dead and would not notice, hmm, plan “B” …..a good long swim in a caldera?.

    I hear there are some nice pools in Yellowstone.

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    Veeshir growls and barks:

    get a better tailor to outfit your stormtroopers. They’re positively embarrassing as it stands right now!

    They can’t march worth shit either.

    Just pathetic.

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    Emperor Misha I growls and barks:

    Veeshir says:

    They can’t march worth shit either.

    Just pathetic.

    Maybe some instructional videos would be in order? Yes, goosestepping is hell on the hips and lower back, but anything is an improvement over their current disorganized milling about.

    And music! The music!!! It makes my ears bleed! Surely they can dig up a few half competent marching bands, even deep in Prozi la-la land?