We have to admit that we’re at least mildly disappointed that the DNC (Prozi Party) failed to elect Keith “allahuakbar” Ellison as their new chairman.
We mean, with a frothing, racist anti-Semitic lunatic as the head of the party, the parallels between the Prozi Party and a certain other party that they resemble more and more with every passing week would be complete. They’d just have to adopt German as their official language.
Instead, they chose to make do with a mere frothing racist.
We can offer German lessons, Prozis, we’ll even consider offering you a discount if you buy in bulk.
And for the sake of Roehm’s left nut, get a better tailor to outfit your stormtroopers. They’re positively embarrassing as it stands right now!
Hugo Boss is still around, you know.