White House press secretary Sean Spicer reacted Tuesday to a statement from Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei, who said that Donald Trump “showed the real face of the United States,” accusing him of putting a five-year-old in handcuffs.
…whereas we all know that, under the far superior islamic shariah law, the correct treatment of 5 year olds is to rip their pants off and anally rape them to death. Such a superior culture.
“I think Iran is kidding itself if they don’t think there’s a new president in town,” Spicer replied when asked about the Ayatollah’s comments in the White House press briefing.
We hope to see them find out soon. A couple of sudden sunrises in the middle of the night ought to wake them right the fuck up.