Oh yes, it’s time to play Mock that Prozi™ again, which at least we find moderately amusing. OK, who are we kidding, it’s our whole raison d’etre!

As always, you can find the original here. Anything that follows is entirely our responsibility.

11) dorkasaurus_rex?@dorkasaurus_rex What is the conservative view of Trump’s infrastructure plan? Good, bad, socialism?

Nothing wrong about getting some autobahns built, particularly if you have a neighbor like Poland.

Freaked you out there, didn’t we?

Still, we are going to need a lot of rail lines running north to south, if you know what we mean. Those cattle cars need good Krupp American steel to run on, you know.

Alright, you can come out from under your futon now.

Seriously, we don’t know what to think about it, and neither do you. Difference is that we know that we don’t, you think that you do. We’re somewhat short on specifics here.

If we’re talking about interstate infrastructure, then we’re talking about a legitimate federal concern. If we’re talking about local infrastructure, then it’s a State’s issue. Some states are fine with “highways” that have potholes you can hide a semi in, just ask Lousyanna, some aren’t. That’s their business.

And if we are talking about federal issues, then it all comes down to implementation. If we’re talking about solid, proven solutions creating American jobs, unlike pie in the sky solar powered monorails floating on fairy farts, then we’re all for it. It has to be done, so what’s the harm in providing Americans with jobs doing it?

12) requiem ?@awrichner Where is the line for you? what action could Trump take that would ensure you’d fight against him and his supporters?

Ever taking Prozi fascist swine seriously and listening to one single word of what they say like every lick spittle, pussified Republican administration that went before them? That would do it for us.

Or outlawing vodka. That would be one step too far.

What’s the line for you?

Obviously felony vandalism, rape, beating innocent civilians with lead pipes, flipping over cars and setting fire to them and so on isn’t enough, so we have to wonder just how much your Prozi friends would have to violate every single standard of decency in order for you to break ranks. Do tell. We’re dying to know.

13) Ignatz ?? ?? ?@iggy_uffda Do you still believe Trump’s business conflicts won’t be a problem after seeing the countries included/excluded in the ban?

Erm… Considering that every single nation in there excepting the current main exporter of Sudden Jihadi Syndrome and random Vibrant Rapist Syndrome, Syria, was on a list prepared by his predecessor, that Hussein guy, we’re not sure what you mean. Are you trying to tell us that Hussein had business interests in those countries as well, or are you just the average brain dead Prozi talking points gobbler who has absolutely nothing intelligent to contribute?

14) JC ?@JCrock_ Free press is fundamental to democracy. So why do R’s only trust media that flatters current admin much like state run media?

“Irony” does not mean “made of iron.”

No, honestly, we had to take a 20 minute break to allow for hysterical laughter after having read that cosmically dense pile of hypocrisy and double standards.

So how was that “free press” doing during the past 8 years when they were busy tongue bathing Hussein’s testicles every day of the week and twice on Sundays? Oh, we get it, it was because he really was G-d made flesh to walk among us again. How silly of us. The reason that nothing critical was ever written of a sitting president for 8 years was simply because he really was that awesome, perfection in human form, flawless, immune to mortal temptations and faults, the ever lasting father, the prince of peace.

Or maybe it’s just because the media is a bunch of lying fucksticks with an agenda.

You make the call.

The rest of us already have.

15) Matt Needham ?@MattNeedham91 Why should we allow Bannon to wield power & influence?

You twats allowed a no-experience mob organizer freshman senator from Chicago, of all places, a guy that can, at best, be described as having a middling intellect, to wield the supreme power over the single most powerful nation on the planet, and you’re asking us that question?

In our opinion, we could randomly pick anybody out of the telephone directory for Bumfuck Minnesota president of the United States and we still couldn’t definitively say that it was a step down from Hussein.

But tell us, Mattie boy, tell us why a Navy officer isn’t qualified to wield power and influence compared to a very much average, non-accomplished ward heel from Chicago or, indeed, yourself.

We’re dying to know.

…to be continued.

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February 6, 2017 07:19

You do know that your responses to them have truly hurt their feelz. Now they’re going to demand that you apologize, buy them cookies, ice cream and crayons and feed their therapy puppy.

February 6, 2017 17:17

There used to be a Jim Jones brand barrel of Kool Aid somewhere in the white house briefing room pantry, but alas, I fear it was not of original potency and only turned the media monoparty Prozis into zombies these past 24 years. Time to renew stocks, or maybe just place them in stocks, either works for me. :em05:

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February 6, 2017 17:58

Terrapod says:

Time to renew stocks, or maybe just place them in stocks, either works for me. :em05:

Yes, yes!
Hillary for Pillory!

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February 6, 2017 18:04
February 7, 2017 00:25
February 7, 2017 05:02

Dang, Brendan is channeling RR again. Stat, eye bleach :em06:

February 7, 2017 05:54

Terrapod: I removed the dupe post for you.

Oh and you didnt see my new title?

Apprentice to BC, Imperial Torturer :em01: :em05: